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me :( by Bananadine 04/26/2008, 8:04am PDT
Quétinbec wrote:

Maybe you should have helped him more when he was being teased by jews and shut-ins. And Jerry should have done a better job of kissing his ass. I'm almost at the point of saying we don't deserve him.


You're trying to bring him back or something. :(

That guy struck me as being some kind of textual cancer, not a human at all but instead some kind of highly specialized machine, like a Gauntlet monster generator that, in response to the slightest stimulus, spits out numerous, eerily uniform chunks of text, every one of which is somehow highly polished and uniquely clever. Or maybe like an alien with a lot of neuroses that got trapped on Earth and thereafter spent so much time pretending to be human it forgot it wasn't. The nega-David Bowie! This view allows for some admiration of his ability, but sympathy or attraction? Oh no.

Quétinbec wrote:

It's where all the best people are and there are no fatties allowed.


No fatties allowed in the mainstream??? Surely New Zealand isn't that different from the US....

Quétinbec wrote:

I think any of us would marry you if you were even a little below average looking because you're smart and interesting and share a hobby, but there's more to the impression of the fat of a fat person than just that fatness.


This is weird because the one time I thought I saw a picture of Zseni it seemed like she was pretty much totally average-looking, even though kthor promptly called her an orc or something because that's what you do. Maybe I got tricked though.
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Is Zseni sad BDR called her a hambeast? NT by Quétinbec 04/25/2008, 5:39am PDT NEW
    No, she's always had abnormally thick skin *rimshot* NT by Last 04/25/2008, 11:40am PDT NEW
        Ha ha! No but seriously folks let's take the mood down a notch here by Zsenitigole 04/25/2008, 4:14pm PDT NEW
            Shit just got (disturbingly, uncomfortably) real. NT by LSG - My Body.mp3 04/25/2008, 5:22pm PDT NEW
            Re: Ha ha! No but seriously folks let's take the mood down a notch here by bombMexico 04/25/2008, 10:57pm PDT NEW
            Who hasn't fallen in love with BDR? by Quétinbec 04/26/2008, 1:28am PDT NEW
                me :( by Bananadine 04/26/2008, 8:04am PDT NEW
                    Spent the last four days down south giving my dog away. :( by Quétinbec 04/30/2008, 9:28pm PDT NEW
            Not be a very grown-up question but by Vested Id 04/26/2008, 11:13pm PDT NEW
                No, no it doesn't. NT by Jerry Whorebach 04/27/2008, 3:59am PDT NEW
                So what's the holdup on the answer for this? NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/27/2008, 4:25am PDT NEW
 
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