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| Who hasn't fallen in love with BDR? by Quétinbec 04/26/2008, 1:28am PDT | ||||
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Zsenitigole wrote: Maybe you should have helped him more when he was being teased by jews and shut-ins. And Jerry should have done a better job of kissing his ass. I'm almost at the point of saying we don't deserve him. As for your fatness... Sometimes at night, I think of things I'll write on the "what I'm looking for" section of my dating website profile when I arrive in Brisbane. In my head, I keep revising it because my criteria keeps excluding people I know I'd happily marry. I think I've decided to put something along the lines of, "can have up to five socially unacceptable shortcomings*" and then have a big section of fine print which in part mentions that "being fat counts as four shortcomings: fatness, laziness, weakness, and apathy." Come get me, ladies! Anyway, I think the best excuse for a fat person to use regarding why they are fat is that food is fucking good, but I've never heard a fat person have the balls to work that angle, which is a shame because the only things that we'd all agree are better than computer games are sex, people, and food, and unless you're freakishly tall (kiss my ass!) you can't induldge too heavily in all three. I mean, I could eat you under the table. I'm 6'6 with Giardia. I shit three times a day. I can eat two large pizzas in 30 minutes. It's great, but great as it is, if it were affecting society's view of me, I'm sure I'd hold back, at least until I was five years into a stable marriage. Those are just the rules, Zseni. Get in the mainstream. It's where all the best people are and there are no fatties allowed. I've wanked over fat women in my mind. Not often, but it has occured. Then again, I've wanked over men in my mind a couple of times. I've never wanked to porn of those things, though, just the idea of those things. The reality of those things is unacceptable to me. I think any of us would marry you if you were even a little below average looking because you're smart and interesting and share a hobby, but there's more to the impression of the fat of a fat person than just that fatness. My opinion of fat is that it's a manifestation of all kinds of terrible and mysterious flaws that I don't want to stick around long enough to come to terms with. It's not like big ears, where the damage is just isolated to the ears and you put their existence down to bad luck. I don't know much about the psychology of fatness or what is going on in your head, but you sound as if you thought you could talk BDR out of being concerned about your weight, which would only work if you were worth 3 million dollars. I think your weight will and should be an issue to any great man and you need to start feeling like shit about it (I can recommend you some Coldplay!) and stop thinking you can make up for it by being interesting; if you view 'being fat' as just a 'characteristic' you can compensate for, you're looking at it wrong, and you'll be confused by situations where you should, on balance, win, but lose horribly. BDR, for instance. |
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Is Zseni sad BDR called her a hambeast? NT by 04/25/2008, 5:39am PDT  No, she's always had abnormally thick skin *rimshot* NT by 04/25/2008, 11:40am PDT Ha ha! No but seriously folks let's take the mood down a notch here by 04/25/2008, 4:14pm PDT Shit just got (disturbingly, uncomfortably) real. NT by 04/25/2008, 5:22pm PDT Re: Ha ha! No but seriously folks let's take the mood down a notch here by 04/25/2008, 10:57pm PDT Who hasn't fallen in love with BDR? by 04/26/2008, 1:28am PDT me :( by 04/26/2008, 8:04am PDT Spent the last four days down south giving my dog away. :( by 04/30/2008, 9:28pm PDT Not be a very grown-up question but by 04/26/2008, 11:13pm PDT No, no it doesn't. NT by 04/27/2008, 3:59am PDT So what's the holdup on the answer for this? NT by 04/27/2008, 4:25am PDT |
