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Re: You fucking bitch! by Zsenitan Imperatrix 04/16/2008, 9:29am PDT
Quétinbec wrote:

I bet I could kick your ass at every important thing in the world.

I could pick any number of songs to listen to on dunes at sunrise that would shock and awe any number of Americans in cotton pajamas. And I'll tell you why: because a unemployable wallower like yourself seeks out other wallowy neutered music, hence you had nothing for the occasion, but a non-coping employable princess like myself has a rich vocabulary of amaze, pomp, and autistic distance. But then I also have no personal issues with sunrises, and remain moved at common natural sites like oceans and forests.

Look on the bright side, QB! You're good with people, innit?

AND! I've had every single Crash Test Dummies album (and regretted deleting their Christmas album) and read 'The Mayor Of Casterbridge' only because in an online interview long ago Brad Roberts said it was his favourite book. I would never recommend CTD or listen to them outside of headphones, but kiss my ass you mean old cunt! I also consider anyone hating Coldplay to be a bad person with issues and my favourite band of all time is REM but probably only because you can't help but weigh these things in favour of your childhood.

90% of my music is cool, though, and people better not hate me for this shit!

You should start talking about that 90% posthaste, because Coldplay - even more than Crash Test Dummies, which I would consider the artless fumbling of someone who didn't really care about music and just stuck with whatever he was listening to in college - marks a man who intellectually incompatible with me. You've just doomed our marriage.

I despise REM but Michael Stipe did a great interview with one of my favorite gay mags, and they shot a bunch of videos in the styles of prominent faggot photographers. I am willing to credit them with better taste in their personal than professional lives. Also I have no problem shunting aside my favorite childhood band, U2, because even in my most undeveloped youth I naturally liked their best albums (Boy, October, War, The Unforgettable Fire) and recognized their later output as a steep descent from that high. I don't have a favorite band of all time any more.

When I was barely able to walk I wanted Dad to put his Eagles LP on all the time, then I would dance like a maniac to Witchy Woman.

When I was 12 my parents got me a little boom box and three albums: Paula Abdul's "Shut Up And Dance", a Billy Idol best-of, and Whitesnake's "Whitesnake." I was supposed to figure out what I liked, all over the universe, out of those three. And I picked Paula Abdul, rapidly to be followed by Janet Jackson, Queen Latifa, Bel Biv Devoe, and Marky Mark. I failed to like any boy banding of the New Kids On The Block/Boyz II Men ilk but I did have the Kris Kross album.
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NO, WE NEED MORE MIXTAPES by evidence on the ground. 04/09/2008, 1:52am PDT NEW
    Okay hm. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/09/2008, 2:03am PDT NEW
    Psh, the only good Beatles album was Band on the Run by Wings. NT by Jerry Whorebach 04/09/2008, 2:03am PDT NEW
        Wings Greatest was probably better (live and let lol) NT by Grumah 04/10/2008, 9:50am PDT NEW
    Re: NO, WE NEED MORE MIXTAPES by Zsenitan's cow orkers. 04/10/2008, 11:43am PDT NEW
    Re: NO, WE NEED MORE MIXTAPES by Quétinbec 04/11/2008, 12:16am PDT NEW
        Like a lot of other common folks, you hate actual music and want to replace it by with hooks and videos. -Zseni 04/12/2008, 12:37pm PDT NEW
            Your music is for busy pussies with messy houses. by Quétinbec 04/13/2008, 5:42pm PDT NEW
                Re: Your music is for busy pussies with messy houses. by Zsenitan Imperatrix 04/13/2008, 6:47pm PDT NEW
                Re: Your music is for busy pussies with messy houses. by Zsenitan Sporeggar 04/14/2008, 1:43pm PDT NEW
                    Memories! by Quétinbec 04/15/2008, 12:43am PDT NEW
                        Re: Memories! by Zsenitan Imperatrix 04/15/2008, 12:53am PDT NEW
                            If Ian Curtis were alive, HE would listen to Interpol. by Jerry Whorebach 04/15/2008, 1:14am PDT NEW
                            You fucking bitch! by Quétinbec 04/15/2008, 9:48pm PDT NEW
                                Hating people with bad taste in music would be like a second full-time job. NT by Fullofkittens 04/15/2008, 10:11pm PDT NEW
                                    TELL ME ABOUT IT 8( NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/16/2008, 1:04am PDT NEW
                                        Or, in some cases, a first. by Jerry Whorebach 04/16/2008, 1:42am PDT NEW
                                Re: You fucking bitch! by Zsenitan Imperatrix 04/16/2008, 9:29am PDT NEW
                                    Re: You fucking bitch! by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/16/2008, 9:32am PDT NEW
                                    Re: You fucking bitch! by Quétinbec 04/16/2008, 11:12pm PDT NEW
                                        So YOU'RE the guy for who didn't know Michael Stipe was gay. NT by Fussbett 04/17/2008, 12:10am PDT NEW
            women have bad taste in music NT by Debbie Goad 04/16/2008, 9:06am PDT NEW
    Parsons was an "assistant engineer" on Abbey Road by Fullofkittens 04/12/2008, 1:21pm PDT NEW
        Well I can hear the difference! NT by audiophile 04/12/2008, 1:23pm PDT NEW
            Haha, there is always time for a well placed audiophile joke NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/12/2008, 10:44pm PDT NEW
                8 Steps to Making a Proper Muxtape by Fortinbras 04/14/2008, 5:43pm PDT NEW
        Maybe you should just shut the hell up. NT by Zsenitan Imperatrix 04/12/2008, 3:18pm PDT NEW
 
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