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Alright, I'm satisfied. by Fussbett 04/05/2008, 2:40am PDT
Quétinbec wrote:

Anyone is eligable to enter university in New Zealand regardless of their high school record after the age of 20 anyway, so high school is a bit of a joke here.

And the punchline to the joke is where you get fired! (Tears of a clown?)

Quétinbec wrote:

I see some asshole had written "Fuck u. I fuked ur sister" in permanent marker on the hood of her car. She didn't even notice it and had been driving around like a fucking idiot. I felt like the world was going to end.

In her defense, she probably couldn't see it because her glasses were sliding off her nose. Anyway, is that the part that's better than Canada? The vandalism?

I'm not here to kick you when you're down though. I say that you invite the entire forum to your Australian wedding. We'll sit on your side of the church in lieu of your family who doesn't show up. One of us (laudablepuss) can hold a phone up in the air so that your Dad can hear the proceedings. We'll even tell him that the bride is white (which was one of his demands before even taking the phone call). But you have to do your part and marry a girl without a very thick accent so this wacky plan will work.

We can pool resources to make sure the Cables and the Whorebachs can make the trip too (although shouldn't your Dad pay for that, really?)

And from the dance floor of Tatters' wedding we'll all write our GOODBYE CALTROPS posts on a passed-around laptop. The final user is ICJ who deletes the entire thing at midnight, bringing a ten-year journey to a close.
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QB's guide to effective crying by Quétinbec 04/03/2008, 11:21pm PDT NEW
    Nice work TATTERS NT by I remember you 04/04/2008, 12:39am PDT NEW
        Now you'll have to settle for being highly bourgeoisie by Fortinbras 04/04/2008, 2:21am PDT NEW
    Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa by Fussbett 04/04/2008, 3:03am PDT NEW
        I bet he never even fucked a whore. :( NT by The (disappointed) QB fan 04/04/2008, 10:02am PDT NEW
            No, it cannot BE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/04/2008, 10:27am PDT NEW
        New Zealand is better than Canada in many ways. by Quétinbec 04/04/2008, 6:01pm PDT NEW
            I got the Fanatical Completionist award in Guitar Hero II. Me 1, You 0. NT by Jerry Whorebach 04/04/2008, 8:12pm PDT NEW
            Alright, I'm satisfied. by Fussbett 04/05/2008, 2:40am PDT NEW
                Re: Alright, I'm satisfied. by Quétinbec 04/05/2008, 8:24pm PDT NEW
                    Sydney by Fullofkittens 04/05/2008, 10:15pm PDT NEW
    Why cry about losing a job? Are you a closeted square? Go fuck impoverished who by Last 04/04/2008, 7:37am PDT NEW
    You can act like a man NT by The Don slaps QB in the face 04/04/2008, 10:30am PDT NEW
        Don't fuck with your Brain, don't think with your Dick. NT by TheDon in that movie with Alan Alda 04/04/2008, 12:47pm PDT NEW
    I can't remember a job ever that even cared about my high school NT by what a loser you are 04/04/2008, 5:26pm PDT NEW
 
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