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| Re: Alright, I'm satisfied. by Quétinbec 04/05/2008, 8:24pm PDT | ||||
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Fussbett wrote: You know what? I demanded she get her sister, who is engaged to a guy in Malaysia and who is fucking some 36 y/o white tire factory guy (and her parents are blaming my GF for inciting her to do this through our bad example), to clean it off. It worked out that it was probably just some random guy who did it, but her sister freaked out and accused me of writing it on the bonnet as a way of making her family look like shit and creating an excuse for me to break up with my GF (?!), and she instructed my GF to look for samples of my handwriting to see if I looped my lowercase k's like the vandal! Who the fuck doesn't loop their lowercase k's? Case closed, though! Why am I getting so angry if I'm innocent!!!! Fussbett wrote: Our system is geared so people fuck around in high school, spend a few years working overseas until they can come home and qualify for automatic entry into ANY NZ university, get paid $300 a week by the government to study ($130 more than those on the dole), and can borrow most of the rest of money they need interest free before finally fucking off overseas for good! It's a fucking great system because high school is the only time you can force a random person to listen to your shit for an hour, safe in the knowledge that if even if you piss them off, they'll be back again tomorrow, and you can't get charged with anything illegal and no one takes you seriously. It's like the internet, except that no one can ignore you. It's fucking awesome. You've only got to be more interesting than whatever's going on at the front of the class, which is never hard. However, this only works when high school doesn't count for much, and in NZ it doesn't which is why NZ is great. Fussbett wrote: Of course. Visit, live, whatever - Australia is the place, my friends! It's too hot for girls to wear make up or bankers to wear shoes. 36% of the population of Melbourne and Sydney are born overseas, so you've got all these happy runaways, and they're not all Chinamen like everywhere else; we're talking Southern Europeans and Brits - quality people. Guys are checking their shoes for spiders and their drains for toads. Guys are fucking awesome. |
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