Caltrops - Wall Street Kid





	[quote name="Fussbett"][quote name="Quétinbec"]Anyone is eligable to enter university in New Zealand regardless of their high school record after the age of 20 anyway, so high school is a bit of a joke here. [/quote] And the punchline to the joke is where you get fired! (Tears of a clown?) [quote name="Quétinbec"]I see some asshole had written "Fuck u. I fuked ur sister" in permanent marker on the hood of her car. She didn't even notice it and had been driving around like a fucking idiot. I felt like the world was going to end. [/quote] In her defense, she probably couldn't see it because her glasses were sliding off her nose. Anyway, is that the part that's better than Canada? The vandalism? I'm not here to kick you when you're down though. I say that you invite the entire forum to your Australian wedding. We'll sit on your side of the church in lieu of your family who doesn't show up. One of us (laudablepuss) can hold a phone up in the air so that your Dad can hear the proceedings. We'll even tell him that the bride is white (which was one of his demands before even taking the phone call). But you have to do your part and marry a girl without a very thick accent so this wacky plan will work. We can pool resources to make sure the Cables and the Whorebachs can make the trip too (although shouldn't your Dad pay for that, really?) And from the dance floor of Tatters' wedding we'll all write our GOODBYE CALTROPS posts on a passed-around laptop. The final user is ICJ who deletes the entire thing at midnight, bringing a ten-year journey to a close.[/quote]