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CCGs and tabletop wargames are for beardy nerds, but role-playing is for queers. by Straight-up QUEERS. 03/05/2008, 1:24am PST
Some guy on QT3 wrote:

While I know you just listed off abilities in 4E, 3E is not less flavorful. You are just prescribing people's flavor text for them. Instead of, "Some dude charges so I AoO'd him, then whacked him to death with a full attack." It could have read, "I watched the orc charge in and cut down a villager, I threw a dagger to try and gain his attention. It was too late, but suspecting he'd turn and charge me because of the dagger, I readied myself for his attack. Orcs are such predictable creatures. Side-stepping him I caught him with the edge of my blade and then turned around an cut him down with a series of powerful thrusts to his midsection." One is an exercise in creativity, the other is just reading off a list.


I feel embarassed just reading that. If you don't, congratulations, you're queer.

(No disrespect to Gary Gaygax, it's not his fault you fuckers perverted his game of hobbit combat into improv homo bum humping.)
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Saving throw vs abdominal aneurism: failure. by laudablepuss 03/04/2008, 1:59pm PST NEW
    Re: Saving throw vs abdominal aneurism: failure. by laudablepuss 03/04/2008, 2:02pm PST NEW
        He died at age SIXTY NIIIIIIIIINE HA HA HA HA NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/04/2008, 2:16pm PST NEW
            Okay okay. The joke sucked. Thanks. NT by laudablepuss 03/04/2008, 2:34pm PST NEW
                Fark beat you to it. by Last 03/04/2008, 2:44pm PST NEW
    Gary Gygax was one of the greatest game designers in the world by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/04/2008, 3:08pm PST NEW
        Re: Gary Gygax was one of the greatest game designers in the world by motherfuckerfoodeater 03/04/2008, 3:18pm PST NEW
            You're either thinking of vanilla D&D or D&D 2nd edition. by Fullofkittens 03/04/2008, 4:22pm PST NEW
                Re: You're either thinking of vanilla D&D or D&D 2nd edition. by motherfuckerfoodeater 03/04/2008, 10:47pm PST NEW
                    Re: You're either thinking of vanilla D&D or D&D 2nd edition. by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/04/2008, 11:08pm PST NEW
        Re: Gary Gygax was one of the greatest game designers in the world by laudablepuss 03/04/2008, 3:26pm PST NEW
            Pools of Darkness was excellent. by Lizard_King 03/04/2008, 4:57pm PST NEW
            WRONG! by motherfuckerfoodeater 03/04/2008, 10:49pm PST NEW
                CCGs and tabletop wargames are for beardy nerds, but role-playing is for queers. by Straight-up QUEERS. 03/05/2008, 1:24am PST NEW
                    I hate to break it to you, and I'm sure you took it like a trooper... by Mischief Maker 03/05/2008, 7:56am PST NEW
                Re: WRONG! by laudablepuss 03/05/2008, 10:33am PST NEW
                    Re: WRONG! by motherfuckerfoodeater 03/05/2008, 11:20am PST NEW
                        Rock on with your insane "good roleplaying" snobbery. by laudablepuss 03/05/2008, 12:25pm PST NEW
                            And WotC is owned by Hasbro!!! by Arbit 03/05/2008, 1:38pm PST NEW
    so they aren't called heart attacks anymore? :( NT by Grumah 03/04/2008, 5:53pm PST NEW
    Something about this death doesn't add up. by Jerry Whorebach 03/05/2008, 2:04am PST NEW
        Arkham Horror making his game obsolete probably killed him NT by FABIO 03/05/2008, 5:11am PST NEW
            Or could it be... Oh I don't know... by Mischief Church Lady 03/05/2008, 8:00am PST NEW
                Re: Or could it be... Oh I don't know... by CattleHumper 03/05/2008, 9:08am PST NEW
                Talk about a classic. by motherfuckerfoodeater 03/05/2008, 9:34am PST NEW
                    Moom used to actually have Chick tracts. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/05/2008, 12:49pm PST NEW
 
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