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by Straight-up QUEERS. 03/05/2008, 1:24am PST |
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Some guy on QT3 wrote:
While I know you just listed off abilities in 4E, 3E is not less flavorful. You are just prescribing people's flavor text for them. Instead of, "Some dude charges so I AoO'd him, then whacked him to death with a full attack." It could have read, "I watched the orc charge in and cut down a villager, I threw a dagger to try and gain his attention. It was too late, but suspecting he'd turn and charge me because of the dagger, I readied myself for his attack. Orcs are such predictable creatures. Side-stepping him I caught him with the edge of my blade and then turned around an cut him down with a series of powerful thrusts to his midsection." One is an exercise in creativity, the other is just reading off a list.
I feel embarassed just reading that. If you don't, congratulations, you're queer.
(No disrespect to Gary Gaygax, it's not his fault you fuckers perverted his game of hobbit combat into improv homo bum humping.) |
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Saving throw vs abdominal aneurism: failure. by laudablepuss 03/04/2008, 1:59pm PST 
Re: Saving throw vs abdominal aneurism: failure. by laudablepuss 03/04/2008, 2:02pm PST 
He died at age SIXTY NIIIIIIIIINE HA HA HA HA NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/04/2008, 2:16pm PST 
Okay okay. The joke sucked. Thanks. NT by laudablepuss 03/04/2008, 2:34pm PST 
Fark beat you to it. by Last 03/04/2008, 2:44pm PST 
Gary Gygax was one of the greatest game designers in the world by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/04/2008, 3:08pm PST 
Re: Gary Gygax was one of the greatest game designers in the world by motherfuckerfoodeater 03/04/2008, 3:18pm PST 
You're either thinking of vanilla D&D or D&D 2nd edition. by Fullofkittens 03/04/2008, 4:22pm PST 
Re: You're either thinking of vanilla D&D or D&D 2nd edition. by motherfuckerfoodeater 03/04/2008, 10:47pm PST 
Re: You're either thinking of vanilla D&D or D&D 2nd edition. by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/04/2008, 11:08pm PST 
Re: Gary Gygax was one of the greatest game designers in the world by laudablepuss 03/04/2008, 3:26pm PST 
Pools of Darkness was excellent. by Lizard_King 03/04/2008, 4:57pm PST 
WRONG! by motherfuckerfoodeater 03/04/2008, 10:49pm PST 
CCGs and tabletop wargames are for beardy nerds, but role-playing is for queers. by Straight-up QUEERS. 03/05/2008, 1:24am PST 
I hate to break it to you, and I'm sure you took it like a trooper... by Mischief Maker 03/05/2008, 7:56am PST 
Re: WRONG! by laudablepuss 03/05/2008, 10:33am PST 
Re: WRONG! by motherfuckerfoodeater 03/05/2008, 11:20am PST 
Rock on with your insane "good roleplaying" snobbery. by laudablepuss 03/05/2008, 12:25pm PST 
And WotC is owned by Hasbro!!! by Arbit 03/05/2008, 1:38pm PST 
so they aren't called heart attacks anymore? :( NT by Grumah 03/04/2008, 5:53pm PST 
Something about this death doesn't add up. by Jerry Whorebach 03/05/2008, 2:04am PST 
Arkham Horror making his game obsolete probably killed him NT by FABIO 03/05/2008, 5:11am PST 
Or could it be... Oh I don't know... by Mischief Church Lady 03/05/2008, 8:00am PST 
Re: Or could it be... Oh I don't know... by CattleHumper 03/05/2008, 9:08am PST 
Talk about a classic. by motherfuckerfoodeater 03/05/2008, 9:34am PST 
Moom used to actually have Chick tracts. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/05/2008, 12:49pm PST 
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