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by Quentin Beck 11/21/2007, 2:28am PST |
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Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
It might be traumatizing for Jerry if his first five or six lays are prostit-- whores. As honest as he is with us, will he be no less honest with the woman he marries? She'll understand if, in conversation, he mentions the first time he had sex it was with an Asian hooker. Girls are pretty forgiving that way and most of them secretly fantasize about having sex with an Asian girl themselves. But If Future Mrs. Whorebach presses the issue, she might find out that the next several also have names like "Minh," "Phong," and "Hoshi." Actually, no broad has ever asked me about my sexual history, they just assumed it was there and that was good enough, so maybe this isn't an issue.
This is a serious concern for a lot of guys so thanks for bringing it up, ICJ! How do we frame extensive past whoring to a girlfriend/future wife? The trick is to whore heavily while young, and then to frame it later as a 'phase' and to tell her that you "got it all out of your system" during that phase. Play up the exoticness of your location and focus on all the bizarre external pressures, the pro-whore cultural norms, and especially the loneliness (hence the importance of whoring overseas).
As far as owning up goes, before I leave any country, I usually come clean to any girls and guys I've developed an attachment to, if they don't already know. You usually have a pretty good idea of the kind of people who'll think worse of you because of it. You don't tell them and you certainly don't marry them.
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How's it going, Jerry Whorebach? NT by Quentin Beck 11/15/2007, 4:57pm PST 
I almost died of influenza :( by Jerry Whorebach 11/15/2007, 9:34pm PST
Jerry, the world owes you a fuck. by Quentin Beck 11/17/2007, 7:00pm PST
Watch out, Jerry! by Mischief Preventer 11/17/2007, 7:42pm PST
Here comes the elephant ride! by motherfuckerfoodeater 11/17/2007, 7:49pm PST
Tom Chick made that nick kneel in the snow, said, "Nothing Personal" and shot it NT by Tom-Foolery Constructor 11/17/2007, 7:58pm PST
Re: Watch out, Jerry! by Quentin Beck 11/19/2007, 10:41pm PST
Quentin's real plan is to stuff Bindeez in your mouth and bugger your ass NT by Watch out, Jerry! 11/19/2007, 11:11pm PST
They don't like pajama pants in New Zealand?! NT by Fullofkittens 11/19/2007, 11:44pm PST
Re: Watch out, Jerry! by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/20/2007, 12:50am PST
Re: Watch out, Jerry! by Quentin Beck 11/21/2007, 2:28am PST
You overestimate Québec, Quétinbec. by Fussbett 11/20/2007, 4:09pm PST
Re: You overestimate Québec, Quétinbec. by Quentin Beck 11/21/2007, 2:39am PST
Re: You overestimate Québec, Quétinbec. by Fussbett 11/22/2007, 12:32pm PST
More from Gordon Cameron by Fussbett 04/10/2008, 8:33pm PDT
What? An informed voter? WHERE IS HIS MERCEDES BENZ? NT by Artificial Rhonda 04/10/2008, 9:44pm PDT
Re: Jerry, the world owes you a fuck. by Jerry Whorebach 11/20/2007, 8:39am PST
What the fuck, Jerry? by Quentin Beck 11/21/2007, 2:59am PST
WHOA by Fussbett 11/21/2007, 10:11am PST
So what's Jerry's problem, is it Bi-polar? NT by there's a lot of them 11/21/2007, 11:16am PST
I wish. What I have is "moderate" Social Anxiety Disorder, or S.A.D. NT by The acronym says it all QQ 11/21/2007, 7:30pm PST
Try some coke and pot NT by you too can be manic 11/21/2007, 7:45pm PST
Don't forget Seasonal Affective Disorder, the other S.A.D! by Ethan Steele 11/22/2007, 12:23pm PST
Re: What the fuck, Jerry? by dennis miller 11/21/2007, 8:05pm PST
I get the self serve coffee! NT by Fullofkittens 11/21/2007, 9:57pm PST
Can you fire your therapist, or is it part of the disability system? NT by Fussbett 11/21/2007, 3:25pm PST
He's Canadian so shouldn't you KNOW???????? by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 11/21/2007, 4:05pm PST
I'm guessing it might be a condition for getting his disability cheQUE. NT by Fussbett 11/21/2007, 4:14pm PST
He killed a pregnant woman with a hammer maybe. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 11/21/2007, 4:47pm PST
This is what I'm thinking. by Jerry Whorebach 11/21/2007, 7:22pm PST
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