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Re: Watch out, Jerry!
[quote name="Quentin Beck"][quote name="Ice Cream Jonsey"]It might be traumatizing for Jerry if his first five or six lays are prostit-- <i>whores</i>. As honest as he is with us, will he be no less honest with the woman he marries? She'll understand if, in conversation, he mentions the first time he had sex it was with an Asian hooker. Girls are pretty forgiving that way and most of them secretly fantasize about having sex with an Asian girl themselves. But If Future Mrs. Whorebach presses the issue, she might find out that the next several also have names like "Minh," "Phong," and "Hoshi." Actually, no broad has ever asked me about my sexual history, they just assumed it was there and that was good enough, so maybe this isn't an issue. [/quote] This is a serious concern for a lot of guys so thanks for bringing it up, ICJ! How do we frame extensive past whoring to a girlfriend/future wife? The trick is to whore heavily while young, and then to frame it later as a 'phase' and to tell her that you "got it all out of your system" during that phase. Play up the exoticness of your location and focus on all the bizarre external pressures, the pro-whore cultural norms, and especially the loneliness (hence the importance of whoring overseas). As far as owning up goes, before I leave any country, I usually come clean to any girls and guys I've developed an attachment to, if they don't already know. You usually have a pretty good idea of the kind of people who'll think worse of you because of it. You don't tell them and you certainly don't marry them. [/quote]