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It's actually called Dokidoki Majo Shinpan (instead of just "Witch Toucher," IT'S SPELLED WITH SOME KIND OF LANGUAGE THAT CONSISTS ENTIRELY OF BABY NOISES).
Anyway, after about 20 or so minutes, there seems to be no witch touching at all. Instead of a witch touching game, it's just a reading game where all I've done so far is read a bunch of squiggly lines that are apparently supposed to consist of a written language (Japanese?). Occasionally you double tap the screen to examine, or pick some kind of option, which I have no idea what it is. Then you pick locations at a school to investigate just to see if anyone's in there, and if someone is somewhere you talk to them. Most of the time it's some tiny (lawli) angel who is your sidekick to do something, I think to hunt down witches.
So, I stopped for now. I don't know how I'm supposed to initiate witch touching, if it's like a dating game and I have to get these chicks to come home so I can grope them. I think actually you initiate some kind of battle mode and fight them, and then after that you feel them up for their "witch mark" (pussy?). And then I don't know what happens, maybe god vaporizes them once they're outed. |
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R4 is here, it works. I can short review any DS game ever, now. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/14/2007, 5:55am PDT 
For those without R4 or DS: Phoenix Wright Ace attorney is emulated perfectly. by Worm 10/14/2007, 9:57am PDT 
Yeah whatever, SO ANYWAY. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/14/2007, 1:04pm PDT 
Re: Yeah whatever, SO ANYWAY. by Lizard_King 10/14/2007, 7:54pm PDT 
Yes, it seems the game is too busy delivering a story to let me figure out puzzl NT by diet Coke/Grumah forever 10/14/2007, 11:38pm PDT 
I FINALLY finished Phoenix Wright 1. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 11/01/2007, 2:31am PDT 
Re: I FINALLY finished Phoenix Wright 1. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 11/01/2007, 2:43am PDT 
Re: I FINALLY finished Phoenix Wright 1. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 11/01/2007, 3:43am PDT 
Anyway about the actual game. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 11/01/2007, 4:25am PDT 
The second game so far is a shitload worse by diet Coke/Grumah forever 11/01/2007, 5:26am PDT 
Your boss, Tits Mcgee, is killed at the start of the second act! NT by diet Coke/Grumah forever 10/14/2007, 12:36pm PDT 
I wasn't going to mention that because it is a spoiler. O_O by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/14/2007, 1:09pm PDT 
Adventures of April May, fuckin tit monster. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/14/2007, 1:27pm PDT 
I was actually SHOCKED by Ethan Steele 10/14/2007, 5:43pm PDT 
The 3rd one is still a GBA port, the 4th is DS from the ground up by FABIO 10/14/2007, 7:36pm PDT 
Re: I was actually SHOCKED by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/15/2007, 2:04am PDT 
That witch toucher game. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/14/2007, 2:37pm PDT 
The singular review on gamefaqs goes into a little more detail. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/14/2007, 2:45pm PDT 
I finally touched a witch (in the vagiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii VAGINA). by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/15/2007, 1:54pm PDT 
front page? NT by Jerry Whorebach 10/15/2007, 6:32pm PDT 
Re: I finally touched a witch (in the vagiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii VAGINA). by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/16/2007, 6:07am PDT 
Re: I finally touched a witch (in the vagiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii VAGINA). by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/16/2007, 6:36am PDT 
You;'re killing the site with this stupidity! NT by WALLxOFxTEXT 10/19/2007, 3:38pm PDT 
RUUUUUU WHO THE FUCK IS THIS!!!!!!! ANSWER ME by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/19/2007, 4:22pm PDT 
Re: RUUUUUU WHO THE FUCK IS THIS!!!!!!! ANSWER ME by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/19/2007, 4:23pm PDT 
Re: I finally touched a witch (in the vagiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii VAGINA). by Mischief Maker 10/16/2007, 8:19am PDT 
Yes except they're 14 instead of 8, and you molest them for real. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/16/2007, 9:15am PDT 
Okay tit bouncing does work, there, game deleted, replaced with Nintendogs. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/18/2007, 8:24pm PDT 
Super Peach Brothers or something (I mean Super Princess Peach). by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/14/2007, 3:20pm PDT 
I played some more of this Peach game. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/15/2007, 12:53pm PDT 
Oh yeah the Peach powwas. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/15/2007, 5:07pm PDT 
Harvest Mewn DS by diet Coke/Grumah forever 10/14/2007, 6:32pm PDT 
Elite Beat Agents. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/15/2007, 1:41pm PDT 
All of the songs are covers. by Lizard_King 10/18/2007, 10:41pm PDT 
Re: All of the songs are covers. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/19/2007, 12:04am PDT 
Yoar the insparashan (a very special episode of Elite Beat Agents). by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/19/2007, 1:57pm PDT 
I love this so much NT by Entropy Stew 10/19/2007, 3:17pm PDT 
Nintendogs: Dalmation........ AND ****FRIENDS**** ^______________________^ by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/18/2007, 8:48pm PDT 
Nobody is going to read this, due to the post title NT by Clean it up you fucking retard 10/19/2007, 3:36pm PDT 
No. NT by HURRRRRR CREEXUL ^^^___^ 10/19/2007, 3:37pm PDT 
That wasn't me but that's basically the response I would've made. :( NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/19/2007, 4:19pm PDT 
whiny fags cant read underscores, think of the whinefags next time pal >:( NT by diet Coke/Grumah forever 10/19/2007, 8:06pm PDT 
Yeah, putting ^____^ in the post title is still hilarious. Shut the fuck up! NT by Clean it up you fucking brotard 10/19/2007, 8:24pm PDT 
sounds like sasy is still "lurking" NT by diet Coke/Grumah forever 10/19/2007, 9:50pm PDT 
Bill Dungsroman :( NT by Probably 10/19/2007, 10:44pm PDT 
It could be a person who is crazy. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/19/2007, 10:50pm PDT 
Is it literally worse than the holocaust or just figuratively? SERIOUS BUSINESS NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/19/2007, 10:17pm PDT 
I was trying to do a good thing. by Ellen Degeneres 10/19/2007, 10:51pm PDT 
So the animal shelter decided it has TOO MUCH funding? by Jerry Whorebach 10/19/2007, 11:12pm PDT 
I fucking hate the Cables NT by - 10/19/2007, 8:25pm PDT 
They fucking sicken me NT by - 10/19/2007, 8:25pm PDT 
$1000 Paypal to whoever gives me their address! NT by - 10/19/2007, 8:25pm PDT 
So you can terrify them with your puppet-fucking antics? NT by Mischief Maker 10/19/2007, 8:50pm PDT 
He wants to kill me so bad he can taste it (Attica). NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/19/2007, 10:15pm PDT 
You win this round, Cable! But you haven't heard the last... of me! NT by - 10/19/2007, 11:32pm PDT 
BDR/sasy/algore/david caruso NT by diet Coke/Grumah forever 10/20/2007, 1:50am PDT 
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