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Re: Please estimate a weight so we can make your championship official. by Quentin Beck 10/08/2007, 5:52pm PDT
Zseni wrote:

In America we are innundated daily with positive proof that women are impulsive retards with rotting breasts, that nigras are criminal impulsive retards born (to the last man) addicted to drugs and syphilitic, and fags are JUST ALL WRONG.


We've had nothing but the ugliest females at the head of our country and its two largest companies for the last decade, and MAoris make great farmers, and in NZ, farmers make great millionaires, but homosexuals are rightly unpopular because it IS weird and no one likes to be confused, so the status quo here is acceptable, and I'm sorry about your situation but I suspect things aren't as bad as you make out.

Zseni wrote:

And when there is proof that whore-fucking is unhealthful, morally objectionable, and socially destabilizing, you'll stop? Because The Man said so?


Yes, but there is no risk of that. It doesn't matter anyway because whoring's only vulnerable on your second count and, when you're overseas, so long as you adopt a conveniently very PC culturally relativistic 'when-in-rome' mentality, even that doesn't get in the way. I'm not just full of shit either because I've never whored in Japan or any Western country where it was deep-down considered an unnatural and awful thing to do and I had opportunities even while drunk. So absolutely I go with "the man's" flow so long as I get to pick "the man" every once in a while.

Zseni wrote:

I kicked an incredibly attractive Chinese dude out of the car when he, soft-lipped and mystified, asked about the bumper sticker on the car in front of us: "Who's Kerry Edwards?"


Zseni wrote:


I kicked an incredibly attractive Chinese dude out of the car when he, soft-lipped and mystified, asked about the bumper sticker on the car in front of us: "Who's Kerry Edwards?"


What a cunt you are. Here's what my girlfriend knew about the world outside of Malaysia and New Zealand when she met me: English people have sideburns, and there are good schools in America, but it is dangerous. The past two years have been a 'Weird Science' type situation where I've got to sit her down and build her a worldview from scratch (hers is now comprised 50% of WW2 events). It has mostly been a failure but she happy enough to have given me $12k to holiday (with her) in the orient for three months come November. I've told her I'm not sure if I can keep myself from having sex with prostitutes - but imagine paying for a fucking prostitute with your girlfriend's money! Holy fuck. I'll let caltrops know how that goes if it goes.

Anyway, I would recommend dating for one year a completely out-of-touch person.

Zseni wrote:


Also, my first age-appropriate crush was a guy in 4th grade who (undoubtedly, but at the time unbeknownst to me, inspired by the Bobby Brown song) rebuffed my advances by proclaiming, "That's my prerogative." And walking off. Oh my god, I thought. What a big word! I chased him for weeks. (My first crush in general, which occurred practically as soon as I could form an internal narrative about the world around me, was for Kenny Rogers.)


There are several things I'm too ashamed to admit even on a forum as small and distant as this. I'm not going to admit anything now, but I'm going to hint at something I'm very ashamed of. Please brace yourself because I suspect that even a whiff of my secret shame will be very offputing!

I've always found the idea of dating someone from my own country very incestuous and I think this comes mostly from having a very beautiful sister. During high school, the guys with criminal records would usually only talk to me when they wanted to tell me who she was fuckign at parties and that she was hot. From American sitcoms I'd learnt that brothers are supposed to get aggressive with guys who say complimentary their sisters, but these were the coolest dudes and I wanted to impress them with my open-mindedness so I'd try to comment objectively and positively about her looks, but at the same time say something negative about her to show them I was level-headed enough to give a balanced and unbiased view and also show them that this was something I'd put a bit of thought into. I'd say something like, "Yeah, she's got a nice face and tits (she would sunbath naked on our lawn), but I think her legs are a bit wide at the calves for me" I don't remember anyone being very suprised or impressed by me saying this kind of thing so I don't know why I kept it up. This wasnt the extent of it either. Anyway, she's the nicest person and I feel guilty about it and I think it (and mostly other stuff) has fucked me up to the point where I can't even consider dating an NZ girl. My last six girlfriends were Japanese, Korean, Malaysian, Indian, Romanian (but not THE Romanian), and Malaysian, and my intention is to move to England in 5 months to find an Eastern, or Southern European, or Great British girl to marry because my parents don't like niggers and i'm getting fed up with them too. I've never dated a girl that didn't have an accent and I was sure I'd marry the lead singer of the Corrs once my inventions or stories made me a millionaire.

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Fattest woman fucked: ~75/80kg(?) ~5'7" by Quentin Beck 10/01/2007, 3:26am PDT NEW
    Your post made Maranda leave AIM you sick son of a bitch. >:(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/01/2007, 3:57pm PDT NEW
        Yes, it's quite a disgusting thing to talk about. by Quentin Beck 10/01/2007, 4:39pm PDT NEW
            I sort of fucked a fat chick once. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/01/2007, 4:41pm PDT NEW
                Was it Jsoh? NT by laudablepuss 10/01/2007, 5:23pm PDT NEW
                    no NT by Grumah 10/01/2007, 5:27pm PDT NEW
                        You hesitated. NT by Jerry Whorebach 10/01/2007, 9:05pm PDT NEW
                    Jso is neither fat nor a chick, discuss. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/01/2007, 5:35pm PDT NEW
                        I imagine you'd fuck your brother proper, too. NT by Worm 10/01/2007, 9:09pm PDT NEW
                            You imagine fucking jsoh? Isn't your brother easier to catch and hold down? NT by Rotten dot Ogrish 10/01/2007, 10:11pm PDT NEW
                                You've obviously never met Jsoh :( NT by Creexul 10/01/2007, 10:30pm PDT NEW
                                    A post with the name "Creexul." IT IS LIKE 1998 ALL OVER AGAIN NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/02/2007, 6:59am PDT NEW
                                Way to stretch, faggot. I'm obviously imagining Jhoh fucking Jsoh. by Worm 10/01/2007, 11:18pm PDT NEW
                                    Thanks for explaining that. That wrom, he's untrollable! (NEXT TUESDAY FOR ONE) NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/02/2007, 7:00am PDT NEW
                                Way to twist those words! Ha ha! NT by Quit trying so hard you dumb faggot 10/02/2007, 12:23am PDT NEW
                                    Way to shit up my thread, Worm :( NT by Quentin Beck 10/02/2007, 1:30am PDT NEW
                                        LOLOLOL default name! Still funny! NT by Quit trying so hard you dumb faggot 10/02/2007, 9:53am PDT NEW
                            Even with you denying it, the only impression I get is that you WOULD imagine it by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/02/2007, 7:01am PDT NEW
                                non sequitor? What the fuck? beep beep beep BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM HAHAHAHAHA by Worm 10/02/2007, 8:27am PDT NEW
                                    That is one terrible post. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/02/2007, 9:10am PDT NEW
                                        This fucking POLLOCK can't post for shit. NT by stusser, specialist in baby rape 10/05/2007, 5:19pm PDT NEW
                                            Jackson Pollock? NT by Fussbett 10/05/2007, 5:38pm PDT NEW
                                                How do you spell the stupid kind of polack? Like that? NT by stusser, specialist in baby rape 10/05/2007, 6:59pm PDT NEW
            80 kg = 175 pounds, for everyone not in some wierd foreign country by google 10/01/2007, 5:32pm PDT NEW
                Fuck em fat you can have an orgasm anywhere on a fat chick oh fold your ear buhh NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/01/2007, 5:35pm PDT NEW
            Okay. I'll admit it. by CattleHumper 10/02/2007, 10:22am PDT NEW
                my first time was with a fat chick, but who cares because NT by it lasted a second anyway 10/02/2007, 11:25am PDT NEW
                Re: Okay. I'll admit it. by Quentin Beck 10/03/2007, 2:27am PDT NEW
                    only a gay man can not enjoy the beauty and diversity of vaginas by is that why you F**k asian girls? 10/03/2007, 1:21pm PDT NEW
                        F**k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/03/2007, 2:23pm PDT NEW
                        Because Asi*n girls don't have vaginas or because they look like men? by Quentin Beck 10/03/2007, 8:14pm PDT NEW
                            all of us doubt this and your sexuality by non gay men 10/03/2007, 8:47pm PDT NEW
                                Okay thanks zensy now get back in the baggy pants and walk away. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/03/2007, 10:23pm PDT NEW
                                    I wouldn't post anonymously in this thread. by Zseni 10/04/2007, 12:44pm PDT NEW
                                        Hey is it true you can have an orgasm anywhere on a fat chick oh fold your ear b NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/04/2007, 1:25pm PDT NEW
                            I'd say QB rates about a 3.5 by Kinsey Scale 10/04/2007, 11:02am PDT NEW
                                You're definitely no sociologist. He's about a 0 to 1. NT by actual non-newb Kinsey Scale 10/04/2007, 11:50am PDT NEW
                                    You're definitely no forum troll NT by it's funny he doesn't like vaginas 10/04/2007, 12:02pm PDT NEW
                                    he's more like a 1.57 by kinsey's ghost 10/04/2007, 12:21pm PDT NEW
                                        Re: he's more like a 1.57 by Homo police 10/04/2007, 12:22pm PDT NEW
                                            Please put my homosexual wanks in context! by Quentin Beck 10/04/2007, 7:17pm PDT NEW
                                                We did by Entropy Stew 10/04/2007, 9:48pm PDT NEW
                                                newsflash: QB taps his foot by in public bathroom stalls 10/05/2007, 9:53am PDT NEW
                                                    A short list of my negligable homosexual desires for your disgust or approval! by Quentin Beck 10/07/2007, 5:34pm PDT NEW
                                                Here's a weird thought by stusser, specialist in baby rape 10/05/2007, 5:22pm PDT NEW
                                                    Re: Here's a weird thought by Quentin Beck 10/07/2007, 5:37pm PDT NEW
                                                        Most people instinctively know what to do with a backpack and an erection. NT by privacyprotect.org 10/07/2007, 7:15pm PDT NEW
                            but some vaginas are smooth and sleek by and others look like roast beef 10/04/2007, 12:18pm PDT NEW
                                Re: but some vaginas are smooth and sleek by Homo police 10/04/2007, 12:23pm PDT NEW
                                Most look like the brain bug from Starship Troopers. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/04/2007, 1:24pm PDT NEW
                                    Have you ever seen a vaginer up close? IT'S FRIGHTENING. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/04/2007, 1:28pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: Most look like the brain bug from Starship Troopers. NT by I've used that same description. 10/04/2007, 2:28pm PDT NEW
                                        jesus, who are the fags that think vaginas look like this? by looks like an anus with hemmoroids 10/04/2007, 5:08pm PDT NEW
                                            I like any vagina that kills Denise Richard's boyfriend. by laudablepuss 10/04/2007, 6:31pm PDT NEW
                                                THEY SUCKED HIS BRAINS OUT o___________________________________________________o NT by best line in the movie 10/04/2007, 7:13pm PDT NEW
                                        The monster alien from Watchmen. NT by Last 10/10/2007, 10:50am PDT NEW
                                Re: but some vaginas are smooth and sleek by Quentin Beck 10/04/2007, 7:20pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Okay. I'll admit it. by motherfuckerfoodeater 10/04/2007, 12:29pm PDT NEW
                        Re: Okay. I'll admit it. by Quentin Beck 10/04/2007, 7:29pm PDT NEW
                            Re: Okay. I'll admit it. by motherfuckerfoodeater 10/05/2007, 1:38pm PDT NEW
                                Re: Okay. I'll admit it. by Jerry Whorebach 10/05/2007, 1:53pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: Okay. I'll admit it. by motherfuckerfoodeater 10/05/2007, 2:08pm PDT NEW
                                        Re: Okay. I'll admit it. by bombMexico 10/05/2007, 7:17pm PDT NEW
                                Re: Okay. I'll admit it. by Quentin Beck 10/07/2007, 5:39pm PDT NEW
                                    HEY LOOK AT THIS GUY BITCH OUT COMPLETELY by Quentin Beck 10/08/2007, 5:56pm PDT NEW
                                        Re: HEY LOOK AT THIS GUY BITCH OUT COMPLETELY by motherfuckerfoodeater 10/08/2007, 6:08pm PDT NEW
                                        Re: HEY LOOK AT THIS GUY BITCH OUT COMPLETELY by stusser, specialist in baby rape 10/08/2007, 7:19pm PDT NEW
                                            There was much blinking and stuttering. NT by Mischief Maker 10/08/2007, 8:16pm PDT NEW
                                        oh, and by the way by motherfuckerfoodeater 10/08/2007, 10:40pm PDT NEW
                                            Let's get you started, you handsome motherfucker! Here are some pictures of my.. by Quentin Beck 10/09/2007, 9:31pm PDT NEW
                                                Hee hee! NT by Zseni 10/10/2007, 9:10am PDT NEW
    I think mine was bigger than that by stusser, specialist in baby rape 10/03/2007, 7:48pm PDT NEW
        Please estimate a weight so we can make your championship official. by Quentin Beck 10/03/2007, 8:19pm PDT NEW
            I'd say... 150? 160? Not tiny, no by stusser, specialist in baby rape 10/03/2007, 9:19pm PDT NEW
                160 pounds equates to 72kg! 3kg short of my Indian! I remain the male champion! NT by Quentin Beck 10/04/2007, 7:30pm PDT NEW
            Re: Please estimate a weight so we can make your championship official. by Gleen 10/03/2007, 10:58pm PDT NEW
                Re: Please estimate a weight so we can make your championship official. by Quentin Beck 10/04/2007, 7:35pm PDT NEW
            Fat girls need love too. But they gotta pay! by Quagmire 10/04/2007, 9:42am PDT NEW
            Re: Please estimate a weight so we can make your championship official. by Zseni 10/04/2007, 1:18pm PDT NEW
                Gross :( NT by Bodybag 10/04/2007, 2:47pm PDT NEW
                I just threw up a little into my mouth. NT by Robin Williams 10/04/2007, 3:15pm PDT NEW
                Re: Please estimate a weight so we can make your championship official. by double meanings 10/04/2007, 3:33pm PDT NEW
                If only suicide made you as unique and special as liking B Kliban and fat dyking by stusser, specialist in baby rape 10/04/2007, 4:43pm PDT NEW
                Zseni wins the fatlympics NT by Shock, horror 10/04/2007, 4:49pm PDT NEW
                    If we were including men in the tally, my figure would be higher. NT by Zseni 10/04/2007, 5:32pm PDT NEW
                        Some extra height for your figure might be just what the doctor ordered by Zing 10/08/2007, 7:17pm PDT NEW
                Only men are narcissistic loonies; women are NEVER like that, ever. NT by laudablepuss 10/04/2007, 5:43pm PDT NEW
                    The "I'm so pathetic and fat" act IS loony narcissism. by Zseni 10/05/2007, 3:30pm PDT NEW
                        Have you tried the M*A*C counter at Nordstrom, etc? by stusser, specialist in baby rape 10/05/2007, 7:01pm PDT NEW
                Re: Please estimate a weight so we can make your championship official. by Quentin Beck 10/04/2007, 7:46pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Please estimate a weight so we can make your championship official. by Zseni 10/05/2007, 9:59am PDT NEW
                        Re: Please estimate a weight so we can make your championship official. by Web MD 10/05/2007, 11:25am PDT NEW
                            Re: Please estimate a weight so we can make your championship official. by Zseni 10/05/2007, 3:18pm PDT NEW
                                You know what I mean, man. NT by Zseni 10/05/2007, 3:19pm PDT NEW
                        You can try to reframe this but the simple fact is fat people don't like themsel by stusser, specialist in baby rape 10/05/2007, 5:23pm PDT NEW
                            Unlike.... BABIES? NT by Zseni 10/05/2007, 5:34pm PDT NEW
                                Babies are friendly. :( NT by stusser, specialist in baby rape 10/05/2007, 6:58pm PDT NEW
                                    What do you see that is POSITIVE about toddler murder? NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/07/2007, 8:54pm PDT NEW
                                        I never said anything about MURDER. NT by stusser, specialist in baby rape 10/08/2007, 7:36pm PDT NEW
                                            Sorry, the correct answer is "it's easy." :( NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/08/2007, 8:22pm PDT NEW
                                                The correct answer is stop watching that fucking show already NT by stusser, specialist in baby rape 10/09/2007, 12:09pm PDT NEW
                        Re: Please estimate a weight so we can make your championship official. by Quentin Beck 10/07/2007, 5:31pm PDT NEW
                            Re: Please estimate a weight so we can make your championship official. by Zseni 10/08/2007, 10:37am PDT NEW
                                Re: Please estimate a weight so we can make your championship official. by Quentin Beck 10/08/2007, 5:52pm PDT NEW
                                    Inventions? Do tell! NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/08/2007, 6:28pm PDT NEW
                                        You're focusing on the inventions and not that he fucked his sister? NT by Psychologist rapt in attention 10/09/2007, 10:40am PDT NEW
                                        A touch sensitive 3-state, rearrangeable keyboard! by Quentin Beck 10/09/2007, 9:42pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: Please estimate a weight so we can make your championship official. by stusser, specialist in baby rape 10/08/2007, 7:35pm PDT NEW
                                        Re: Please estimate a weight so we can make your championship official. by Quentin Beck 10/09/2007, 9:46pm PDT NEW
                                    haha, qb goes with "the man's" flow so long as he gets to pick "the man" NT by what a fag 10/09/2007, 11:15am PDT NEW
                                        Cripes,this thread is like being back in Middle School.Did he wear green on Wed? NT by Mischief Maker 10/09/2007, 6:55pm PDT NEW
                                            Did you get fucked a lot in middle school, fatty? NT by Quentin Beck 10/09/2007, 9:47pm PDT NEW
                                                I mean all the anonyfags turning into Sherlock Freud trying to deduce gayness. NT by Mischief Maker 10/10/2007, 6:38am PDT NEW
                                                    The guy you were defending turned against you, just like in middle school. :( NT by Fussbett 10/10/2007, 8:53am PDT NEW
                                                        Get away from me, Weiner-Dog! NT by Mischief Maker 10/10/2007, 9:04am PDT NEW
                                                            Middle's Kewl 8) NT by Stay in it! 10/10/2007, 12:22pm PDT NEW
                you would LOVE the move Shallow Hal. NT by Mischief Maker 10/04/2007, 8:15pm PDT NEW
    I guess I hold the record for "biggest alcoholic fucked" then. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/03/2007, 10:23pm PDT NEW
 
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