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[quote name="Quentin Beck"][quote name="Zseni"]In America we are innundated daily with positive proof that women are impulsive retards with rotting breasts, that nigras are criminal impulsive retards born (to the last man) addicted to drugs and syphilitic, and fags are JUST ALL WRONG. [/quote] We've had nothing but the ugliest females at the head of our country and its two largest companies for the last decade, and MAoris make great farmers, and in NZ, farmers make great millionaires, but homosexuals are rightly unpopular because it IS weird and no one likes to be confused, so the status quo here is acceptable, and I'm sorry about your situation but I suspect things aren't as bad as you make out. [quote name="Zseni"]And when there is proof that whore-fucking is unhealthful, morally objectionable, and socially destabilizing, you'll stop? Because The Man said so? [/quote] Yes, but there is no risk of that. It doesn't matter anyway because whoring's only vulnerable on your second count and, when you're overseas, so long as you adopt a conveniently very PC culturally relativistic 'when-in-rome' mentality, even that doesn't get in the way. I'm not just full of shit either because I've never whored in Japan or any Western country where it was deep-down considered an unnatural and awful thing to do and I had opportunities even while drunk. So absolutely I go with "the man's" flow so long as I get to pick "the man" every once in a while. [quote name="Zseni"]I kicked an incredibly attractive Chinese dude out of the car when he, soft-lipped and mystified, asked about the bumper sticker on the car in front of us: "Who's Kerry Edwards?" [/quote] [quote name="Zseni"] I kicked an incredibly attractive Chinese dude out of the car when he, soft-lipped and mystified, asked about the bumper sticker on the car in front of us: "Who's Kerry Edwards?" [/quote] What a cunt you are. Here's what my girlfriend knew about the world outside of Malaysia and New Zealand when she met me: English people have sideburns, and there are good schools in America, but <i>it is dangerous</i>. The past two years have been a 'Weird Science' type situation where I've got to sit her down and build her a worldview from scratch (hers is now comprised 50% of WW2 events). It has mostly been a failure but she happy enough to have given me $12k to holiday (with her) in the orient for three months come November. I've told her I'm not sure if I can keep myself from having sex with prostitutes - but imagine paying for a fucking prostitute with your girlfriend's money! Holy fuck. I'll let caltrops know how that goes if it goes. Anyway, I would recommend dating for one year a completely out-of-touch person. [quote name="Zseni"] Also, my first age-appropriate crush was a guy in 4th grade who (undoubtedly, but at the time unbeknownst to me, inspired by the Bobby Brown song) rebuffed my advances by proclaiming, "That's my prerogative." And walking off. Oh my god, I thought. What a big word! I chased him for weeks. (My first crush in general, which occurred practically as soon as I could form an internal narrative about the world around me, was for Kenny Rogers.) [/quote] There are several things I'm too ashamed to admit even on a forum as small and distant as this. I'm not going to admit anything now, but I'm going to hint at something I'm very ashamed of. Please brace yourself because I suspect that even a whiff of my secret shame will be very offputing! I've always found the idea of dating someone from my own country very incestuous and I think this comes mostly from having a very beautiful sister. During high school, the guys with criminal records would usually only talk to me when they wanted to tell me who she was fuckign at parties and that she was hot. From American sitcoms I'd learnt that brothers are supposed to get aggressive with guys who say complimentary their sisters, but these were the coolest dudes and I wanted to impress them with my open-mindedness so I'd try to comment objectively and positively about her looks, but at the same time say something negative about her to show them I was level-headed enough to give a balanced and unbiased view and also show them that this was something I'd put a bit of thought into. I'd say something like, "Yeah, she's got a nice face and tits (she would sunbath naked on our lawn), but I think her legs are a bit wide at the calves for me" I don't remember anyone being very suprised or impressed by me saying this kind of thing so I don't know why I kept it up. This wasnt the extent of it either. Anyway, she's the nicest person and I feel guilty about it and I think it (and mostly other stuff) has fucked me up to the point where I can't even consider dating an NZ girl. My last six girlfriends were Japanese, Korean, Malaysian, Indian, Romanian (but not THE Romanian), and Malaysian, and my intention is to move to England in 5 months to find an Eastern, or Southern European, or Great British girl to marry because my parents don't like niggers and i'm getting fed up with them too. I've never dated a girl that didn't have an accent and I was sure I'd marry the lead singer of the Corrs once my inventions or stories made me a millionaire. [/quote]