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Re: Please estimate a weight so we can make your championship official. by Zseni 10/08/2007, 10:37am PDT
Quentin Beck wrote:

Zseni wrote:


This is an excellent argument against having sex with women in general. Also jews, niggers, and fags: all populations which are plague-raddled and objects of universal scorn. Unfortunately all these people are having sex anyway in absolute defiance of standard and socially acceptable practice.


I wasn't saying it's wrong to have sex with fat people, I was saying it's wrong for fat people to feel great about themselves. And even if I were saying what you thought, it's not an excellent argument against having sex with women and minorities by analogy, because doctors, the media, and common sense find nothing wrong with women and minorities, whereas fat people are looked down on for scientific reasons.

QB, the papers must read differently when you're reading them while a-saddle, IFKWIM, AITYD, IRTYD. In America we are innundated daily with positive proof that women are impulsive retards with rotting breasts, that nigras are criminal impulsive retards born (to the last man) addicted to drugs and syphilitic, and fags are JUST ALL WRONG.

Or at least: there is and has been as much proof of the subhumanity and unhealthiness of women and minorities as there is of fatties. Which isn't to say that fattiness isn't lethal; just that its unhealthiness is not insurmountably titanic (hur hur) and that fat people shouldn't go around bearing such a dreadully unnecessary cross. And that, in any event, unless you're a side-fucker, there's nowt wrong with a fat slag.

Zseni wrote:


What fantastic faith you have in Establishment.

Absolutely. We live in great countries with lots of smart and caring people looking out for us.
And when there is proof that whore-fucking is unhealthful, morally objectionable, and socially destabilizing, you'll stop? Because The Man said so?

Zseni wrote:


Politics and medicine, on a national or ethnic scale, don't follow me into the bedroom. A colonial dick like yours is paying for sex in more ways than one.


I strongly recommend fucking healthy people. As for your lack of sexual discrimination on political and cultural grounds, what would you know? How many people have you fucked who didn't know who Michael Jordan or Hitler is? This could be a seperate high score thread even.
"Separate," but equal.

I kicked an incredibly attractive Chinese dude out of the car when he, soft-lipped and mystified, asked about the bumper sticker on the car in front of us: "Who's Kerry Edwards?"

Also, my first age-appropriate crush was a guy in 4th grade who (undoubtedly, but at the time unbeknownst to me, inspired by the Bobby Brown song) rebuffed my advances by proclaiming, "That's my prerogative." And walking off. Oh my god, I thought. What a big word! I chased him for weeks. (My first crush in general, which occurred practically as soon as I could form an internal narrative about the world around me, was for Kenny Rogers.)


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Fattest woman fucked: ~75/80kg(?) ~5'7" by Quentin Beck 10/01/2007, 3:26am PDT NEW
    Your post made Maranda leave AIM you sick son of a bitch. >:(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/01/2007, 3:57pm PDT NEW
        Yes, it's quite a disgusting thing to talk about. by Quentin Beck 10/01/2007, 4:39pm PDT NEW
            I sort of fucked a fat chick once. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/01/2007, 4:41pm PDT NEW
                Was it Jsoh? NT by laudablepuss 10/01/2007, 5:23pm PDT NEW
                    no NT by Grumah 10/01/2007, 5:27pm PDT NEW
                        You hesitated. NT by Jerry Whorebach 10/01/2007, 9:05pm PDT NEW
                    Jso is neither fat nor a chick, discuss. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/01/2007, 5:35pm PDT NEW
                        I imagine you'd fuck your brother proper, too. NT by Worm 10/01/2007, 9:09pm PDT NEW
                            You imagine fucking jsoh? Isn't your brother easier to catch and hold down? NT by Rotten dot Ogrish 10/01/2007, 10:11pm PDT NEW
                                You've obviously never met Jsoh :( NT by Creexul 10/01/2007, 10:30pm PDT NEW
                                    A post with the name "Creexul." IT IS LIKE 1998 ALL OVER AGAIN NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/02/2007, 6:59am PDT NEW
                                Way to stretch, faggot. I'm obviously imagining Jhoh fucking Jsoh. by Worm 10/01/2007, 11:18pm PDT NEW
                                    Thanks for explaining that. That wrom, he's untrollable! (NEXT TUESDAY FOR ONE) NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/02/2007, 7:00am PDT NEW
                                Way to twist those words! Ha ha! NT by Quit trying so hard you dumb faggot 10/02/2007, 12:23am PDT NEW
                                    Way to shit up my thread, Worm :( NT by Quentin Beck 10/02/2007, 1:30am PDT NEW
                                        LOLOLOL default name! Still funny! NT by Quit trying so hard you dumb faggot 10/02/2007, 9:53am PDT NEW
                            Even with you denying it, the only impression I get is that you WOULD imagine it by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/02/2007, 7:01am PDT NEW
                                non sequitor? What the fuck? beep beep beep BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM HAHAHAHAHA by Worm 10/02/2007, 8:27am PDT NEW
                                    That is one terrible post. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/02/2007, 9:10am PDT NEW
                                        This fucking POLLOCK can't post for shit. NT by stusser, specialist in baby rape 10/05/2007, 5:19pm PDT NEW
                                            Jackson Pollock? NT by Fussbett 10/05/2007, 5:38pm PDT NEW
                                                How do you spell the stupid kind of polack? Like that? NT by stusser, specialist in baby rape 10/05/2007, 6:59pm PDT NEW
            80 kg = 175 pounds, for everyone not in some wierd foreign country by google 10/01/2007, 5:32pm PDT NEW
                Fuck em fat you can have an orgasm anywhere on a fat chick oh fold your ear buhh NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/01/2007, 5:35pm PDT NEW
            Okay. I'll admit it. by CattleHumper 10/02/2007, 10:22am PDT NEW
                my first time was with a fat chick, but who cares because NT by it lasted a second anyway 10/02/2007, 11:25am PDT NEW
                Re: Okay. I'll admit it. by Quentin Beck 10/03/2007, 2:27am PDT NEW
                    only a gay man can not enjoy the beauty and diversity of vaginas by is that why you F**k asian girls? 10/03/2007, 1:21pm PDT NEW
                        F**k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/03/2007, 2:23pm PDT NEW
                        Because Asi*n girls don't have vaginas or because they look like men? by Quentin Beck 10/03/2007, 8:14pm PDT NEW
                            all of us doubt this and your sexuality by non gay men 10/03/2007, 8:47pm PDT NEW
                                Okay thanks zensy now get back in the baggy pants and walk away. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/03/2007, 10:23pm PDT NEW
                                    I wouldn't post anonymously in this thread. by Zseni 10/04/2007, 12:44pm PDT NEW
                                        Hey is it true you can have an orgasm anywhere on a fat chick oh fold your ear b NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/04/2007, 1:25pm PDT NEW
                            I'd say QB rates about a 3.5 by Kinsey Scale 10/04/2007, 11:02am PDT NEW
                                You're definitely no sociologist. He's about a 0 to 1. NT by actual non-newb Kinsey Scale 10/04/2007, 11:50am PDT NEW
                                    You're definitely no forum troll NT by it's funny he doesn't like vaginas 10/04/2007, 12:02pm PDT NEW
                                    he's more like a 1.57 by kinsey's ghost 10/04/2007, 12:21pm PDT NEW
                                        Re: he's more like a 1.57 by Homo police 10/04/2007, 12:22pm PDT NEW
                                            Please put my homosexual wanks in context! by Quentin Beck 10/04/2007, 7:17pm PDT NEW
                                                We did by Entropy Stew 10/04/2007, 9:48pm PDT NEW
                                                newsflash: QB taps his foot by in public bathroom stalls 10/05/2007, 9:53am PDT NEW
                                                    A short list of my negligable homosexual desires for your disgust or approval! by Quentin Beck 10/07/2007, 5:34pm PDT NEW
                                                Here's a weird thought by stusser, specialist in baby rape 10/05/2007, 5:22pm PDT NEW
                                                    Re: Here's a weird thought by Quentin Beck 10/07/2007, 5:37pm PDT NEW
                                                        Most people instinctively know what to do with a backpack and an erection. NT by privacyprotect.org 10/07/2007, 7:15pm PDT NEW
                            but some vaginas are smooth and sleek by and others look like roast beef 10/04/2007, 12:18pm PDT NEW
                                Re: but some vaginas are smooth and sleek by Homo police 10/04/2007, 12:23pm PDT NEW
                                Most look like the brain bug from Starship Troopers. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/04/2007, 1:24pm PDT NEW
                                    Have you ever seen a vaginer up close? IT'S FRIGHTENING. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/04/2007, 1:28pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: Most look like the brain bug from Starship Troopers. NT by I've used that same description. 10/04/2007, 2:28pm PDT NEW
                                        jesus, who are the fags that think vaginas look like this? by looks like an anus with hemmoroids 10/04/2007, 5:08pm PDT NEW
                                            I like any vagina that kills Denise Richard's boyfriend. by laudablepuss 10/04/2007, 6:31pm PDT NEW
                                                THEY SUCKED HIS BRAINS OUT o___________________________________________________o NT by best line in the movie 10/04/2007, 7:13pm PDT NEW
                                        The monster alien from Watchmen. NT by Last 10/10/2007, 10:50am PDT NEW
                                Re: but some vaginas are smooth and sleek by Quentin Beck 10/04/2007, 7:20pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Okay. I'll admit it. by motherfuckerfoodeater 10/04/2007, 12:29pm PDT NEW
                        Re: Okay. I'll admit it. by Quentin Beck 10/04/2007, 7:29pm PDT NEW
                            Re: Okay. I'll admit it. by motherfuckerfoodeater 10/05/2007, 1:38pm PDT NEW
                                Re: Okay. I'll admit it. by Jerry Whorebach 10/05/2007, 1:53pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: Okay. I'll admit it. by motherfuckerfoodeater 10/05/2007, 2:08pm PDT NEW
                                        Re: Okay. I'll admit it. by bombMexico 10/05/2007, 7:17pm PDT NEW
                                Re: Okay. I'll admit it. by Quentin Beck 10/07/2007, 5:39pm PDT NEW
                                    HEY LOOK AT THIS GUY BITCH OUT COMPLETELY by Quentin Beck 10/08/2007, 5:56pm PDT NEW
                                        Re: HEY LOOK AT THIS GUY BITCH OUT COMPLETELY by motherfuckerfoodeater 10/08/2007, 6:08pm PDT NEW
                                        Re: HEY LOOK AT THIS GUY BITCH OUT COMPLETELY by stusser, specialist in baby rape 10/08/2007, 7:19pm PDT NEW
                                            There was much blinking and stuttering. NT by Mischief Maker 10/08/2007, 8:16pm PDT NEW
                                        oh, and by the way by motherfuckerfoodeater 10/08/2007, 10:40pm PDT NEW
                                            Let's get you started, you handsome motherfucker! Here are some pictures of my.. by Quentin Beck 10/09/2007, 9:31pm PDT NEW
                                                Hee hee! NT by Zseni 10/10/2007, 9:10am PDT NEW
    I think mine was bigger than that by stusser, specialist in baby rape 10/03/2007, 7:48pm PDT NEW
        Please estimate a weight so we can make your championship official. by Quentin Beck 10/03/2007, 8:19pm PDT NEW
            I'd say... 150? 160? Not tiny, no by stusser, specialist in baby rape 10/03/2007, 9:19pm PDT NEW
                160 pounds equates to 72kg! 3kg short of my Indian! I remain the male champion! NT by Quentin Beck 10/04/2007, 7:30pm PDT NEW
            Re: Please estimate a weight so we can make your championship official. by Gleen 10/03/2007, 10:58pm PDT NEW
                Re: Please estimate a weight so we can make your championship official. by Quentin Beck 10/04/2007, 7:35pm PDT NEW
            Fat girls need love too. But they gotta pay! by Quagmire 10/04/2007, 9:42am PDT NEW
            Re: Please estimate a weight so we can make your championship official. by Zseni 10/04/2007, 1:18pm PDT NEW
                Gross :( NT by Bodybag 10/04/2007, 2:47pm PDT NEW
                I just threw up a little into my mouth. NT by Robin Williams 10/04/2007, 3:15pm PDT NEW
                Re: Please estimate a weight so we can make your championship official. by double meanings 10/04/2007, 3:33pm PDT NEW
                If only suicide made you as unique and special as liking B Kliban and fat dyking by stusser, specialist in baby rape 10/04/2007, 4:43pm PDT NEW
                Zseni wins the fatlympics NT by Shock, horror 10/04/2007, 4:49pm PDT NEW
                    If we were including men in the tally, my figure would be higher. NT by Zseni 10/04/2007, 5:32pm PDT NEW
                        Some extra height for your figure might be just what the doctor ordered by Zing 10/08/2007, 7:17pm PDT NEW
                Only men are narcissistic loonies; women are NEVER like that, ever. NT by laudablepuss 10/04/2007, 5:43pm PDT NEW
                    The "I'm so pathetic and fat" act IS loony narcissism. by Zseni 10/05/2007, 3:30pm PDT NEW
                        Have you tried the M*A*C counter at Nordstrom, etc? by stusser, specialist in baby rape 10/05/2007, 7:01pm PDT NEW
                Re: Please estimate a weight so we can make your championship official. by Quentin Beck 10/04/2007, 7:46pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Please estimate a weight so we can make your championship official. by Zseni 10/05/2007, 9:59am PDT NEW
                        Re: Please estimate a weight so we can make your championship official. by Web MD 10/05/2007, 11:25am PDT NEW
                            Re: Please estimate a weight so we can make your championship official. by Zseni 10/05/2007, 3:18pm PDT NEW
                                You know what I mean, man. NT by Zseni 10/05/2007, 3:19pm PDT NEW
                        You can try to reframe this but the simple fact is fat people don't like themsel by stusser, specialist in baby rape 10/05/2007, 5:23pm PDT NEW
                            Unlike.... BABIES? NT by Zseni 10/05/2007, 5:34pm PDT NEW
                                Babies are friendly. :( NT by stusser, specialist in baby rape 10/05/2007, 6:58pm PDT NEW
                                    What do you see that is POSITIVE about toddler murder? NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/07/2007, 8:54pm PDT NEW
                                        I never said anything about MURDER. NT by stusser, specialist in baby rape 10/08/2007, 7:36pm PDT NEW
                                            Sorry, the correct answer is "it's easy." :( NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/08/2007, 8:22pm PDT NEW
                                                The correct answer is stop watching that fucking show already NT by stusser, specialist in baby rape 10/09/2007, 12:09pm PDT NEW
                        Re: Please estimate a weight so we can make your championship official. by Quentin Beck 10/07/2007, 5:31pm PDT NEW
                            Re: Please estimate a weight so we can make your championship official. by Zseni 10/08/2007, 10:37am PDT NEW
                                Re: Please estimate a weight so we can make your championship official. by Quentin Beck 10/08/2007, 5:52pm PDT NEW
                                    Inventions? Do tell! NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/08/2007, 6:28pm PDT NEW
                                        You're focusing on the inventions and not that he fucked his sister? NT by Psychologist rapt in attention 10/09/2007, 10:40am PDT NEW
                                        A touch sensitive 3-state, rearrangeable keyboard! by Quentin Beck 10/09/2007, 9:42pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: Please estimate a weight so we can make your championship official. by stusser, specialist in baby rape 10/08/2007, 7:35pm PDT NEW
                                        Re: Please estimate a weight so we can make your championship official. by Quentin Beck 10/09/2007, 9:46pm PDT NEW
                                    haha, qb goes with "the man's" flow so long as he gets to pick "the man" NT by what a fag 10/09/2007, 11:15am PDT NEW
                                        Cripes,this thread is like being back in Middle School.Did he wear green on Wed? NT by Mischief Maker 10/09/2007, 6:55pm PDT NEW
                                            Did you get fucked a lot in middle school, fatty? NT by Quentin Beck 10/09/2007, 9:47pm PDT NEW
                                                I mean all the anonyfags turning into Sherlock Freud trying to deduce gayness. NT by Mischief Maker 10/10/2007, 6:38am PDT NEW
                                                    The guy you were defending turned against you, just like in middle school. :( NT by Fussbett 10/10/2007, 8:53am PDT NEW
                                                        Get away from me, Weiner-Dog! NT by Mischief Maker 10/10/2007, 9:04am PDT NEW
                                                            Middle's Kewl 8) NT by Stay in it! 10/10/2007, 12:22pm PDT NEW
                you would LOVE the move Shallow Hal. NT by Mischief Maker 10/04/2007, 8:15pm PDT NEW
    I guess I hold the record for "biggest alcoholic fucked" then. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/03/2007, 10:23pm PDT NEW
 
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