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I forgot. We'll never know precisely Fussbett's secret destination. by Quentin Beck 10/07/2007, 5:46pm PDT
Fussbett wrote:

While massaging my feet, the masseuse (pictured in back) guessed my age eight years younger than I am and said I must use good moisturizer. If the massage wasn't taking place in a store window I would've unbuttoned by pants right then.


Just as we have a rule of thumb that says subtract 7 years off the predicted age of an Asian because they look so young, so the Asians use the same rule on us but on the basis that we look so old and they don't want to offend. Another complicating factor is that most Asians take your age as the date of conception and then some. When I was 24 in Korea, they told me my real age was 26, so I had to add two years to any prediction of my age before determining whether it was a compliment or an insult.
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Why are there no video games based on TJ Hooker? by Jerry Whorebach 09/20/2007, 2:52pm PDT NEW
    My Hooker anecdote <-- not as good as a New Zealand story. by Fussbett 09/20/2007, 3:18pm PDT NEW
        We'll expect more from you when you get back from Thailand. by Quentin Beck 09/20/2007, 6:11pm PDT NEW
            Re: We'll expect more from you when you get back from Thailand. by Zseni 09/20/2007, 9:13pm PDT NEW
                But... But... Thailand is the "land of smiles"! :( by Fussbett 09/20/2007, 9:45pm PDT NEW
            My sex worker travel story by Fussbett 10/04/2007, 10:32am PDT NEW
                You're Kid Rock and you're the real mccoy. NT by actual non-newb Kinsey Scale 10/04/2007, 11:51am PDT NEW
                I'll have my girlfriend inspect his photo. NT by Quentin Beck 10/04/2007, 7:48pm PDT NEW
                    enjoy your faggot-like dancing, ALONE NT by diet Coke/Grumah forever 10/04/2007, 9:03pm PDT NEW
                        If QB had the chance, he'd ask the world to dance. NT by Fullofkittens 10/06/2007, 8:30am PDT NEW
                            with the record selection and the mirrors reflection NT by diet Coke/Grumah forever 10/06/2007, 10:31am PDT NEW
                I forgot. We'll never know precisely Fussbett's secret destination. by Quentin Beck 10/07/2007, 5:46pm PDT NEW
                    I'll get around to a photo thread eventually. NT by Fussbett 10/07/2007, 10:32pm PDT NEW
    Clint Eastwood would kill Shatner 100 times out of 100 NT by Grumah 09/21/2007, 7:29am PDT NEW
        Maybe at acting, directing, or pretty much anything intellectual or athletic. by Jerry Whorebach 09/21/2007, 8:26am PDT NEW
            Which is why TJ Hooker was obsolete before Star Trek TOS NT by Grumah 09/21/2007, 8:48am PDT NEW
                Star Trek: The Other Shit. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/21/2007, 1:19pm PDT NEW
                    :( :( :( :( :( NT by laudablepuss 09/21/2007, 1:38pm PDT NEW
 
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