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I thought I was the only person who hated Pitchfork to fever pitchy bits. Every time I go around slamming Pitchfork like half of Caltrops leaps on me, penises thrusting at my earholes, ejaculating thick ropey streams of pitchfork fetishism. People who should know better used to say things like "sure the writing sucks but they pick good music." All I could do was pull the waistband of their American Apparel boxer briefs high over their heads and run away before their grossness infected me. But then the last time I tried to float the Pitchfork Sucks! idea, kthor was still posing here.
Anyway Pitchfork gives me hives. You quoted a review which is like a lot of incompetent touchy-feely reviews, but in order to Pitchfork, it has to genuinely art up its touchy-feeliness.
"Incomparable, incandescent, illuminated darkness; filtered through KOS-MOS and spun out in a haze of Deep Purple. Video Game is an Album is a Video Game. I thought I could say something about this game but my hands are shaking... it's the pills, what a thrill, Built To Spill... 8/10 I sign this... Jill..."
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Pac-Man C.E. - 185,920 on "Championship" by Jerry Whorebach 09/09/2007, 4:12pm PDT 
The day after I post this, Tim Roger does a full review, agrees with me. by Jerry Whorebach 09/10/2007, 5:26pm PDT
Re: The day after I post this, Tim Roger does a full review, agrees with me. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/10/2007, 6:06pm PDT
Re: The day after I post this, Tim Roger does a full review, agrees with me. by Bananadine 09/12/2007, 3:38am PDT
Re: The day after I post this, Tim Roger does a full review, agrees with me. by A burqa durk. 09/12/2007, 3:42am PDT
OMG PITCHFORK! by Zseni 09/12/2007, 5:00am PDT
And the difference between you and pitchfork is. NT by wait for it 09/12/2007, 5:32am PDT
I max out around five paragraphs. NT by Zseni 09/12/2007, 5:37am PDT
The similarity between you and pitchfork is: YOU SUCK. NT by troll 09/12/2007, 6:44am PDT
Re: OMG PITCHFORK! by Bananadine 09/12/2007, 7:17am PDT
Re: OMG PITCHFORK! by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/12/2007, 11:49am PDT
It's understood on Caltrops that silence = agreement or gross indifference. by Fussbett 09/12/2007, 12:13pm PDT
How's it holding up Jerry? by bink 11/29/2008, 3:55am PST
The Hori is less than ideal for Pac-Man, still vastly superior to a pad. by Jerry Whorebach 11/29/2008, 5:03am PST
I'll do it! by bink 11/29/2008, 5:14am PST
You're probably thinking of Worm's Geometry Wars score. He's pretty good! NT by Pretty good... at Geometry Wars :( 11/29/2008, 7:10am PST
I'm probably pretty good at Geometry Wars 2 also! I just need to buy it. NT by Worm 11/29/2008, 9:23am PST
238,780 (8406th) NT by Jerry Whorebach 12/10/2008, 9:49am PST
248,210 (7199th) NT by Jerry Whorebach 12/10/2008, 10:11am PST
270,390 (4770th) NT by Jerry Whorebach 12/10/2008, 10:45am PST
*Stops four ghosts in time as they approach* whoa NT by Jerry Whorebach*flies into the air* 12/10/2008, 10:48am PST
Have you seen the 500k run on YouTube? by bink 12/12/2008, 1:58am PST
I have now! by Jerry Whorebach 12/12/2008, 6:59am PST
288,650 (3347th) NT by Jerry Whorebach 12/12/2008, 3:16pm PST
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