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[quote name="Zseni"]I thought I was the only person who hated Pitchfork to fever pitchy bits. Every time I go around slamming Pitchfork like half of Caltrops leaps on me, penises thrusting at my earholes, ejaculating thick ropey streams of pitchfork fetishism. People who should know better used to say things like "sure the writing sucks but they pick good music." All I could do was pull the waistband of their American Apparel boxer briefs high over their heads and run away before their grossness infected me. But then the last time I tried to float the Pitchfork Sucks! idea, kthor was still posing here. Anyway Pitchfork gives me hives. You quoted a review which is like a lot of incompetent touchy-feely reviews, but in order to Pitchfork, it has to genuinely art up its touchy-feeliness. "Incomparable, incandescent, illuminated darkness; filtered through KOS-MOS and spun out in a haze of Deep Purple. Video Game is an Album is a Video Game. I thought I could say something about this game but my hands are shaking... it's the pills, what a thrill, Built To Spill... 8/10 I sign this... Jill..." Only for seven paragraphs.[/quote]