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many many words wrote:
The Tenth: This was the story of Espy somethingdy something who is a young teenage girl(!!!!!!!!!!) with mysterious magic powers(!!!!!!!!!) which constantly tear her clothes off when she uses them(!!!!!!!!). There is some hilaaaaarious backstory of her being fursecuted as a young TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN for having magic powers (in a dramatic scene where some other hot fine underage ladies egg her, and in the next panel it looks like she was drenched with fuckin jizz) and it was so traumatic to her that she blew up her house and killed her parents with an explosion of magic fuckin green fireball shit, which is sort of awesome. I suspect that part was written in because most people who read comic books can relate to that kind of stuff, being made fun of in high school and wanting to kill your parents. Oh yeah also Espy had some big fat fuckin dick suckin lips. And I think the comics also had some giant monster people who were fighting each other, while fills up half the comic and is boring, usually stuff about how an evil bad guy is some kind of mastermind, and some other bad guys are evil and want to become powerful, and the good guys try to stop them. Most of the evil bad guys look like demons from Spawn.
226 words.
We pull at random from Benajmin Disraeli's interminable Endymion:
a book that lasts for fuckin ever wrote:
"All this was bad enough," said Mr. Wilton, "but this is not my sorrow. I saved him from death, or at least a dreadful imprisonment. He was permitted to sail to America on his parole that he would never return to Europe, and I was required, and on his solemn appeal I consented, to give my personal engagement that the compact should be sacred. Before two years had elapsed, supported all this time, too, by my bounty, there was an attempt, almost successful, to assassinate the king, and my ward was discovered and seized in the capital. This time he was immured, and for life, in the strongest fortress of the country; but secret societies laugh at governments, and though he endured a considerable imprisonment, the world has recently been astounded by hearing that he had escaped. Yes; he is in London and has been here, though in studied obscurity, for some little time. He has never appealed to me until within these few days, and now only on the ground that there are some family affairs which cannot be arranged without my approval. I had great doubts whether I should receive him. I feel I ought not to have done so. But I hesitated, and I know not what may be the truth about women, but of this I am quite sure, the man who hesitates is lost."
229 words. So your paragraph on The Tenth is only 3 words less unreadable that this THING.
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Mid 90s Comic Book Tits and Ass XXXtravaganza Review by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/14/2007, 1:23pm PDT 
I bought 500 comic books in the mid-90s, and I'll be watching for any errors 8( NT by Jerry Whorebach 06/14/2007, 2:52pm PDT 
You'll be in luck then because the whole article will probably be errors. NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/14/2007, 3:03pm PDT 
Also it will be about how comic books suck and are for GAYWADS. NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/14/2007, 3:04pm PDT 
No errors so far :((((( NT by Jerry Whorebach 06/14/2007, 3:34pm PDT 
I hope the X-Men can explain all their powers to me while shits flying around ag NT by Grumah 06/14/2007, 3:36pm PDT 
That probably is one of their powers, to carefully speak 10 paragraphs while fig NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/14/2007, 3:41pm PDT 
You can blame Chris Claremont and editors in the 80s/90s for that NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 06/14/2007, 4:06pm PDT 
Who was that FAGGOT artist who drew Captain America with giant tits? NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/14/2007, 4:13pm PDT 
Rob Liefeld? by FABIO 06/14/2007, 4:15pm PDT 
Yes. NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/14/2007, 4:19pm PDT 
horay for this? by diet Coke/Grumah forever 10/16/2007, 2:24pm PDT 
It's important to tell ourselves that terrorists hate America for no reason. by They're just crazy. 10/16/2007, 2:46pm PDT 
loony leftists hate anyone who isn't a loony leftist NT by loony-left-bot 10/16/2007, 2:52pm PDT 
Events have causes. NT by Loony Leftist! 10/16/2007, 3:16pm PDT 
The JEWS!!!!!!!! use Palestinian child blood to make their passover bread thing. NT by actual mideast belief, for real 10/16/2007, 3:26pm PDT 
Jesus will return on a white horse to bathe the middle east in blood by I can do this too. 10/16/2007, 3:30pm PDT 
Re: Jesus will return on a white horse to bathe the middle east in blood by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/16/2007, 3:35pm PDT 
That reminds me to buy another "He ain't coming back to preach" t-shirt. by Worm 10/16/2007, 3:39pm PDT 
Id rather play wow than reply anymore to wromposts, thx NT by diet Coke/Grumah forever 10/16/2007, 3:47pm PDT 
You could just cancel your Caltrops sub until epic wrompost content is added. NT by Worm 10/16/2007, 6:23pm PDT 
I hate political arguments on caltrops by sock puppet-bot 10/16/2007, 7:19pm PDT 
Really, do you know the religious breakdown of military personnel? by I shouldn't, really. 10/16/2007, 3:40pm PDT 
koba is a fukkkin MORMON, I know that NT by diet Coke/Grumah forever 10/16/2007, 3:45pm PDT 
thanks wromg by E. L. Koba 11/26/2007, 1:24pm PST 
When IS this article going up? Oh yeah it's not finished. :( by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 11/26/2007, 5:47pm PST 
Re: Really, do you know the religious breakdown of military personnel? by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/16/2007, 3:47pm PDT 
making money is a process, not an event NT by diet Coke/Grumah forever 10/16/2007, 3:35pm PDT 
I think it pretty well boils down to "no reason," yeah. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/16/2007, 2:53pm PDT 
FUCKING DIE!!!!!!!!! *fires an AK* NT by janenen garaflo 10/16/2007, 3:31pm PDT 
did someone claim terrorists don't have a reason for hating America? by diet Coke/Grumah forever 10/16/2007, 3:04pm PDT 
That's funny, I thought it was because we were on their land. NT by Loony Leftist! 10/16/2007, 3:17pm PDT 
Embassies are just occupations in DISGUISE NT by troofer 10/16/2007, 3:24pm PDT 
Asymmetrical warfare with easily manipulated subservient ideologues. by This isn't hard to understand. 10/16/2007, 3:27pm PDT 
Re: Asymmetrical warfare with easily manipulated subservient ideologues. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/16/2007, 3:36pm PDT 
Re: Asymmetrical warfare with easily manipulated subservient ideologues. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/16/2007, 3:38pm PDT 
Not all, just its two most prolific "contributors." NT by helpful tip 10/16/2007, 3:38pm PDT 
thats what THE MAN wants you to beLIEve NT by diet Coke/Grumah forever 10/16/2007, 3:39pm PDT 
But you just said "all." I can get the court transcripts if you like, please re NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/16/2007, 3:39pm PDT 
I also said "you'd think." by Don't cut BEFORE you read. 10/16/2007, 3:41pm PDT 
a guy using like 50 different names in the author field accuses someone else of NT by sock puppet-bot 10/16/2007, 7:17pm PDT 
what are you trying to kid again see I happen to know who you are and when I cat NT by diet Coke/Grumah forever 10/16/2007, 7:19pm PDT 
all of caltrops, easily manipulated DUPAS NT by diet Coke/Grumah forever 10/16/2007, 3:38pm PDT 
Re: Asymmetrical warfare with easily manipulated subservient ideologues. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/16/2007, 3:55pm PDT 
Re: did someone claim terrorists don't have a reason for hating America? by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/16/2007, 3:22pm PDT 
OOPS! NT by DIDN'T MEAN TO GO THERE 10/16/2007, 3:28pm PDT 
to this day people still didn't get how we made fun of them NT by the truth 02/19/2014, 12:41pm PST 
Destroyed their lives, ate their souls, couldn't wait to do it. NT by HE CALLS ME JOSEPH 02/19/2014, 1:29pm PST 
"He looks like a really buff multicolored guy stripping off his black jumpsuit." NT by overheard at comic convention 10/16/2007, 3:25pm PDT 
According to a blog I read, he is actually Captain Puerto Rico by Jerry Whorebach 11/20/2007, 7:41am PST 
I actually read this article just now. by Freakin' hilarious. 10/16/2007, 3:58pm PDT 
You mean the Michael MedDEAD one? NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/16/2007, 4:03pm PDT 
http://www.i-mockery.com/comics/dork4/default.php NT by Grumah 03/06/2008, 1:39pm PST 
Okay hm. :( by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/06/2008, 2:36pm PST 
And all the characters talk like they are half-hatched inhuman mongoloids incapa NT by Grumah 06/14/2007, 5:26pm PDT 
If bdr were here he would say that this post is ironic. by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/14/2007, 5:38pm PDT 
I think this AIM log should show the direction this article will go in. by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/14/2007, 5:44pm PDT 
This would look better if I had photoshop installed again. by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/14/2007, 6:16pm PDT 
Kered's photoSHORP. by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/14/2007, 7:35pm PDT 
Re: Kered's photoSHORP. by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/15/2007, 11:38am PDT 
NO NO NO YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER by Kered "11 YEARS OLD" Worgdance 06/15/2007, 11:42am PDT 
Not if it's not a link. O_O by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/15/2007, 11:42am PDT 
Re: I think this AIM log should show the direction this article will go in. by FABIO 06/14/2007, 6:28pm PDT 
Then the whole universe is going to die. NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/14/2007, 6:31pm PDT 
Great, now I want to start watching that again. NT by Worm 06/14/2007, 6:48pm PDT 
Just in case you were wondering how wrom would shit up this thread, now you know NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/14/2007, 7:01pm PDT 
Was it a critical hit? by Worm 06/14/2007, 7:05pm PDT 
Re: Was it a critical hit? by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/14/2007, 7:34pm PDT 
Where you seethe, I guess I laugh. by Worm 06/14/2007, 8:03pm PDT 
This post doesn't REALLY make much sense(!!!!!). NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/14/2007, 8:09pm PDT 
It's funny because it's bad. NT by Worm 06/14/2007, 8:24pm PDT 
At least these dupas are leaving their posts NT. by Siskel and Ebert 06/15/2007, 11:50am PDT 
The only responses from worm I want to see are that he's going to kill himself. by Kim Mitchell 06/15/2007, 11:52am PDT 
The next best alternative. by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/15/2007, 11:56am PDT 
By the way, it's the 2 year anniversary of sasy. by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/15/2007, 12:01pm PDT 
Maybe instead of dwelling on the negative with sasy I should think of good times by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/15/2007, 12:07pm PDT 
Let's try to concentrate only on the whores that sasy likes instead of hates. by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/15/2007, 12:16pm PDT 
KIM HUH? HEY HONEY, WHAT'S UP? WHAT'S GOING ON? WANT TO COME OVER TO MY CREEPY B NT by wrolm 06/15/2007, 11:57am PDT 
I am beside myself because of the public support for creaks! by Worm 06/15/2007, 12:42pm PDT 
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU! *firing into the ceiling, brbrbryu, brbryu* NT by Worm 06/15/2007, 1:02pm PDT 
Seeing Wrom enter a thread is like watching TNG and Wesley Crusher walks in. NT by Captain Jean-Luc Picard, USS Enterp 06/15/2007, 1:04pm PDT 
LOOK AT THAT WORM GO, WHO SAYS THERE ARE NO MORE HEROES by Slurms MacKenzie 06/15/2007, 1:08pm PDT 
Oh, look. BDR came back. NT by I need clarification 06/15/2007, 1:17pm PDT 
Post isn't nearly long enough for bdr. O_O by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/15/2007, 1:20pm PDT 
Me! NT by Worm Alignment Change: Chaotic + 06/15/2007, 1:23pm PDT 
You mean me. NT by Worm Alignment Change: Lonely +++ 06/15/2007, 2:26pm PDT 
I like the sound of this. NT by Worm Chaotic Lonely Ranger 06/15/2007, 3:04pm PDT 
Not long enough, or even unintentionally funny. by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/15/2007, 2:30pm PDT 
By the way, that NWN2 thing is totally unreadable. by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/15/2007, 2:33pm PDT 
PSH, who's BDRing now? NT by Worm 06/15/2007, 3:03pm PDT 
Also only two complaints? by Worm Chaotic Lonely Ranger 06/15/2007, 3:05pm PDT 
That's because no one else has read it yet. NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/15/2007, 4:24pm PDT 
Yeah, two complaints from one person is good! by Worm Chaotic Lonely Ranger 06/15/2007, 6:27pm PDT 
Re: Yeah, two complaints from one person is good! by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/15/2007, 7:13pm PDT 
Basement: CHECK Wrom's Old HL2 review: CHECKCHECKCHECKCHECKCHECKCHECKCHECKCHECKC by Worm Chaotic Lonely Ranger 06/15/2007, 7:46pm PDT 
bdr approximation: 50% NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/15/2007, 8:00pm PDT 
Can you do a picture of my face half BDR and half sko pigpen? NT by Worm Chaotic Lonely Ranger 06/15/2007, 8:23pm PDT 
I only have one complaint. by Motherhead 06/15/2007, 7:48pm PDT 
haha touche! by Worm Chaotic Lonely Ranger 06/15/2007, 7:56pm PDT 
My response to almost everything is to be like "ha ha that stings yes sir." by Worm Chaotic Lonely Ranger 06/15/2007, 9:19pm PDT 
Alright? by Worm Chaotic Lovely Ranger 06/15/2007, 9:20pm PDT 
You mean, the website? No, caltrops isn't gone. by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/15/2007, 10:34pm PDT 
Less whiny bitch Jhoh, more funny (bitch) Jhoh. Thanks. NT by laudablepuss 06/14/2007, 11:14pm PDT 
laubadle takes some time off from jacking to the nwn2 review NT by Grumah 06/15/2007, 12:13am PDT 
Let me know when any whining is detected thanks. NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/15/2007, 9:38am PDT 
I just did. You're welcome. NT by laudablepuss 06/15/2007, 4:47pm PDT 
Let me know when you are correct at some point (I won't hold my breath). NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/15/2007, 4:54pm PDT 
Should I let you know this stuff? Okay, I'll let you know. You'll know when I by laudablepuss 06/15/2007, 7:25pm PDT 
They (wrom, laudbl) don't really know even what they're talking about. by Ozzy 06/15/2007, 11:43am PDT 
WHERE IN HOSTESS CUPCAKES IS MY CAP'N AMERICA'S TWINKIES ARTICLE? NT by The Ever-Lovin' THING 06/15/2007, 8:15pm PDT 
I think on seanbaby.com NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/15/2007, 9:16pm PDT 
I WAS SPEAKIN' EUPHEMISTICALLY, BUB! I WANNA KNOW ABOUT CAP'S DIRTY PILLOWS. NT by The Ever-Lovin' THING 06/15/2007, 9:40pm PDT 
Oh. Well the article has to be written first. by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/15/2007, 10:34pm PDT 
Mid 90s Comic Book Tits and Ass XXXtravaganza Review (maybe a draft?) by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/16/2007, 5:32pm PDT 
Mid 90s Comic Book Tits and Ass XXXtravaganza Review (draft 2) by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/16/2007, 6:42pm PDT 
Mid 90s Comic Book Tits and Ass XXXtravaganza Review (draft 3) by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/16/2007, 6:50pm PDT 
Mid 90s Comic Book Tits and Ass XXXtravaganza Review (draft 4) by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/17/2007, 2:43am PDT 
Re: Mid 90s Comic Book Tits and Ass XXXtravaganza Review (draft 4) by Entropy Stew 06/17/2007, 3:30am PDT 
TELL ME THIS SECRET LORD OF BUTTS NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/17/2007, 4:45am PDT 
Mid 90s Comic Book Tits and Ass XXXtravaganza Review (draft 5) by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/19/2007, 7:54am PDT 
gotta add super secret spy lady cunt (cant remember what it was called but she w NT by Grumah 06/19/2007, 10:20pm PDT 
That's the one I was trying to remember too. NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/19/2007, 11:29pm PDT 
(danger girl) and she was a total fuckin whore like these other skank ass whores NT by Grumah 06/23/2007, 10:52am PDT 
Yes that is it. NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/23/2007, 11:02am PDT 
Re: Mid 90s Comic Book Tits and Ass XXXtravaganza Review (draft 3) by Zseni 06/17/2007, 7:52am PDT 
This counting words in paragraphs thing is pure gold! by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/17/2007, 8:10am PDT 
Re: This counting words in paragraphs thing is pure gold! by Zseni 06/17/2007, 8:20am PDT 
Re: This counting words in paragraphs thing is pure gold! by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/17/2007, 8:23am PDT 
Re: This counting words in paragraphs thing is pure gold! by Zseni 06/17/2007, 4:23pm PDT 
Re: This counting words in paragraphs thing is pure gold! by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/17/2007, 9:11pm PDT 
Re: This counting words in paragraphs thing is pure gold! by Flabby-o 06/17/2007, 10:54am PDT 
Re: This counting words in paragraphs thing is pure gold! by Zseni 06/17/2007, 4:23pm PDT 
Also I had a shot at normal humanity, but I blew it. by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/17/2007, 9:18pm PDT 
Psh, she probably just pasted it somewhere that counted the words for her. by Worm 06/17/2007, 10:07pm PDT 
Wow you think? Thanks wrom. NT by Zseni 06/17/2007, 10:42pm PDT 
If by Ray of Light 06/18/2007, 1:55am PDT 
I think that review turned out pretty well. NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/18/2007, 6:58am PDT 
Re: Mid 90s Comic Book Tits and Ass XXXtravaganza Review (draft 3) by Quentin Beck 06/17/2007, 3:21pm PDT 
Re: Mid 90s Comic Book Tits and Ass XXXtravaganza Review (draft 3) by Zseni 06/17/2007, 4:28pm PDT 
Hey! by Quentin Beck 06/17/2007, 8:50pm PDT 
Re: Mid 90s Comic Book Tits and Ass XXXtravaganza Review (draft 3) by Quentin Beck 06/17/2007, 10:54pm PDT 
zsneni is a stupid fuckkking cunt with no dick or balls NT by Grumah 06/18/2007, 1:33am PDT 
But in fairness, creex *is* going off the rails these days NT by from sperm poisoning 06/19/2007, 12:34pm PDT 
On a crazy train. *shreds hard on a guitar, blowing out your monocle* NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/19/2007, 12:39pm PDT 
Toot toot! NT by The Failure Express 06/19/2007, 12:44pm PDT 
THIS CREEX PERSON ***HAS*** CHANGED TOO MUCH by CREEX USED-TO-LOVER 06/19/2007, 12:50pm PDT 
I dont like change, I like carbon copies of the same shit I laughed at a decade NT by Grumah 06/19/2007, 10:19pm PDT 
But with a vagina of sorts NT by (You'll never see one!) 06/20/2007, 2:47pm PDT 
Has anyone started talking about Valiant comics yet? Let me know. NT by Griefer Sutherland 06/19/2007, 10:34pm PDT 
Prince Valiant? No I didn't read any of those. by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/19/2007, 11:31pm PDT 
I bought the first issue of Valiant's '93 Turok: Dinosaur Hunter run by Jerry Whorebach 06/20/2007, 1:02am PDT 
This entire thread is rubbish. NT by Grow up. 06/20/2007, 12:30am PDT 
No. NT by No. 06/20/2007, 12:56am PDT 
This thread made me nostalgic. by Jerry Whorebach 06/20/2007, 1:46am PDT 
I'll play this game! by Fussbett 06/20/2007, 2:50am PDT 
Re: I'll play this game! by McMoo 06/20/2007, 12:55pm PDT 
Re: I'll play this game! by laudablepuss 06/21/2007, 3:55am PDT 
That yellow claw by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/20/2007, 3:18am PDT 
Re: That yellow claw by motherfuckerfoodeater 06/20/2007, 12:41pm PDT 
THEY'RE GONNA HAVE GAY SEX WITH SPIDERMAN by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/20/2007, 4:03am PDT 
Re: Mid 90s Comic Book Tits and Ass XXXtravaganza Review by the truth 02/19/2014, 12:15pm PST 
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