Forum Overview :: Peter Molyneux's The Movies
 
Worst? by Cannibal Dave 04/06/2007, 4:43pm PDT
Hardly.

You've yet to see The Protector which is perhaps the worst Martial Arts film I've ever seen. This is not to be mistaken with Jacki Chan's movie as anything he releases Stateside I assume to be filled with a lethal dosage of TEH AIDS.

Fuck this Movie was Bad wrote:

Thai kickboxing star Tony Jaa’s followup to his international hit Ong Bak finds him journeying from Thailand to Australia to seek vengeance on the mobsters who killed his father and stole the sacred elephant he was charged with protecting. AKA Tom yum goong, Warrior King and Honour of the Beast. Directed by Prachya Pinkaew (Ong Bak).


Originally it was dubbed The Villainess but the Jewy Jewensteins Weinsteins, as is typical whenever they snatch a forum film, diced up what was already a piece of shit film into nigh incomprehensibility. A new title seemed fitting for their re-edited masterpiece.

I do give it credit for highlighting the first baby elephant tossing (rewind, play, rewind, play) initiated by the film's lead villain(ess) and first officially recognized Chinese "transwoman" Warlord(ess?) as a part of their bid to wrest control of an Australian branch of the Tong.


It is even worse than it sounds and in the fun, Riki-Oh - The Story of Ricky gore fest.
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Tiger Claws is the worst martial arts movie. Of all of them. by Jerry Whorebach 04/06/2007, 3:45pm PDT NEW
    I meant Fearless Tiger :( NT by Jerry Whorebach 04/06/2007, 3:46pm PDT NEW
        Not only is Tiger Claws not the movie I saw, it actually looks like it might be by a really good movie O_O 10/05/2009, 7:34pm PDT NEW
    Worst? by Cannibal Dave 04/06/2007, 4:43pm PDT NEW
        Yeah, "The Villainess" was a much better title for this "forum" film NT by Damn those Weinsteins! 04/06/2007, 5:24pm PDT NEW
            It might've hinted at ya know... by Cannibal Dave 04/06/2007, 8:28pm PDT NEW
        NOOOOOOO by Entropy Stew 04/06/2007, 6:35pm PDT NEW
        Re: Worst? by E. L. Koba 04/06/2007, 7:29pm PDT NEW
            Re: Worst? by Cannibal Dave 04/06/2007, 8:28pm PDT NEW
        so you are saying that's better than the van damme movie where he does heroin NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 10/06/2009, 12:32am PDT NEW
        Wait, what did you just say about Riki Oh? by Fullofkittens 10/06/2009, 3:59am PDT NEW
        Stupid. by bombMexico 10/07/2009, 12:14am PDT NEW
            Not the first movie ruined by John Leguizamo and probably won't be the last. NT by Jerry Whorebach 10/07/2009, 1:58am PDT NEW
                Here are some jokes you can use when you watch this with your hipster roommates by Jerry Whorebach 10/07/2009, 2:06am PDT NEW
    Am I the only asshole that endured Gymkata? by Motherhead 04/06/2007, 7:39pm PDT NEW
        I'm sure that the shoes alone make that movie worth watching. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 04/06/2007, 8:45pm PDT NEW
 
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