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by Jerry Whorebach 04/06/2007, 3:45pm PDT |
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None of the universally-negative IMDB comments do this movie justice. It stars Jalal Merhi, ostensibly "an expert martial artist" and "an acomplished jeweler" who "is known to his admirers as Beiruit's Steven Segal." . Its two biggest selling points are a few minutes each of Bolo Yeung and Jamie Farr, neither of whom actually participate in any of the non-specific "martial arts" action going on (most of which consists of Jalal doing the splits, or doing the splits between two pegs in the ground, or doing the splits while balancing tea cups on his thighs(!), etc). A full review - hell, maybe even a Geocities tribute page - is coming once I track down a copy of the DVD. |
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Tiger Claws is the worst martial arts movie. Of all of them. by Jerry Whorebach 04/06/2007, 3:45pm PDT 
I meant Fearless Tiger :( NT by Jerry Whorebach 04/06/2007, 3:46pm PDT
Not only is Tiger Claws not the movie I saw, it actually looks like it might be by a really good movie O_O 10/05/2009, 7:34pm PDT
Worst? by Cannibal Dave 04/06/2007, 4:43pm PDT
Yeah, "The Villainess" was a much better title for this "forum" film NT by Damn those Weinsteins! 04/06/2007, 5:24pm PDT
It might've hinted at ya know... by Cannibal Dave 04/06/2007, 8:28pm PDT
NOOOOOOO by Entropy Stew 04/06/2007, 6:35pm PDT
Re: Worst? by E. L. Koba 04/06/2007, 7:29pm PDT
Re: Worst? by Cannibal Dave 04/06/2007, 8:28pm PDT
so you are saying that's better than the van damme movie where he does heroin NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 10/06/2009, 12:32am PDT
Wait, what did you just say about Riki Oh? by Fullofkittens 10/06/2009, 3:59am PDT
Stupid. by bombMexico 10/07/2009, 12:14am PDT
Not the first movie ruined by John Leguizamo and probably won't be the last. NT by Jerry Whorebach 10/07/2009, 1:58am PDT
Here are some jokes you can use when you watch this with your hipster roommates by Jerry Whorebach 10/07/2009, 2:06am PDT
Am I the only asshole that endured Gymkata? by Motherhead 04/06/2007, 7:39pm PDT
I'm sure that the shoes alone make that movie worth watching. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 04/06/2007, 8:45pm PDT
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