Forum Overview :: Peter Molyneux's The Movies
 
Stupid. by bombMexico 10/07/2009, 12:14am PDT
You're expecting great advancements in cinematic excellence out of this chop sockey movie why? Ong Bok elbows people on top of the head and drives his knee through chests for an hour and a half, in varied locations. Some of the stunts are pretty great, not as good as the actual Ong Bok but still enjoyable.



He's getting away! By helicopter! *kick*

Anyways, a REAL worst movie would be The Bodyguard, starring Ong Bok said the cover! What the cover meant to say was starring in a 2 minute cameo, the actual star is a pudgy little guy with karate skills slightly less impressive than captain Kirk :(

Because google doesn't quite get the appeal of youtube, heres the entire fucking movie. Stupid people will be tempted to view the entire thing as ironic and try and laugh at the absurdity, I hate these people.

embed id=VideoPlayback src=http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docid=4717195631359850867&hl=en&fs=true style=width:400px;height:326px allowFullScreen=true allowScriptAccess=always type=application/x-shockwave-flash> FINE WHATEVER

IMPORTANT NOTE: 29:10 is so close to cinematic brilliance but then everything that follows becomes increasingly uncomfortable until 31:20, the closest depiction on film of what burning in hell forever might be like.

I guess http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docid=4717195631359850867&hl if the embed doesn't work
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Tiger Claws is the worst martial arts movie. Of all of them. by Jerry Whorebach 04/06/2007, 3:45pm PDT NEW
    I meant Fearless Tiger :( NT by Jerry Whorebach 04/06/2007, 3:46pm PDT NEW
        Not only is Tiger Claws not the movie I saw, it actually looks like it might be by a really good movie O_O 10/05/2009, 7:34pm PDT NEW
    Worst? by Cannibal Dave 04/06/2007, 4:43pm PDT NEW
        Yeah, "The Villainess" was a much better title for this "forum" film NT by Damn those Weinsteins! 04/06/2007, 5:24pm PDT NEW
            It might've hinted at ya know... by Cannibal Dave 04/06/2007, 8:28pm PDT NEW
        NOOOOOOO by Entropy Stew 04/06/2007, 6:35pm PDT NEW
        Re: Worst? by E. L. Koba 04/06/2007, 7:29pm PDT NEW
            Re: Worst? by Cannibal Dave 04/06/2007, 8:28pm PDT NEW
        so you are saying that's better than the van damme movie where he does heroin NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 10/06/2009, 12:32am PDT NEW
        Wait, what did you just say about Riki Oh? by Fullofkittens 10/06/2009, 3:59am PDT NEW
        Stupid. by bombMexico 10/07/2009, 12:14am PDT NEW
            Not the first movie ruined by John Leguizamo and probably won't be the last. NT by Jerry Whorebach 10/07/2009, 1:58am PDT NEW
                Here are some jokes you can use when you watch this with your hipster roommates by Jerry Whorebach 10/07/2009, 2:06am PDT NEW
    Am I the only asshole that endured Gymkata? by Motherhead 04/06/2007, 7:39pm PDT NEW
        I'm sure that the shoes alone make that movie worth watching. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 04/06/2007, 8:45pm PDT NEW
 
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