You're expecting great advancements in cinematic excellence out of this chop sockey movie why? Ong Bok elbows people on top of the head and drives his knee through chests for an hour and a half, in varied locations. Some of the stunts are pretty great, not as good as the actual Ong Bok but still enjoyable.
He's getting away! By helicopter! *kick*
Anyways, a REAL worst movie would be The Bodyguard, starring Ong Bok said the cover! What the cover meant to say was starring in a 2 minute cameo, the actual star is a pudgy little guy with karate skills slightly less impressive than captain Kirk :(
Because google doesn't quite get the appeal of youtube, heres the entire fucking movie. Stupid people will be tempted to view the entire thing as ironic and try and laugh at the absurdity, I hate these people.
embed id=VideoPlayback src=http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docid=4717195631359850867&hl=en&fs=true style=width:400px;height:326px allowFullScreen=true allowScriptAccess=always type=application/x-shockwave-flash> FINE WHATEVER
IMPORTANT NOTE: 29:10 is so close to cinematic brilliance but then everything that follows becomes increasingly uncomfortable until 31:20, the closest depiction on film of what burning in hell forever might be like.
I guess http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docid=4717195631359850867&hl if the embed doesn't work