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This sentence might never be topped by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/11/2007, 1:15am PST
Dana Stevens, worthless movie critic wrote:


But what's maddening about 300 (besides the paralyzing monotony of watching chiseled white guys make shish kebabs from swarthy Persians for 116 indistinguishable minutes) is that no one involved—not Miller, not Snyder, not one of the army of screenwriters, art directors, and tech wizards who mounted this empty, gorgeous spectacle—seems to have noticed that we're in the middle of an actual war.


Man, why didn't they notice that? What the fuck, Zack??? Her line that directly follows, regarding "actual Persians" does kind of top it, but if she can't be bothered for any kind of accuracy in her (terrible) review then I get a freebie for my post title. Her review is the worst piece of writing on the Internet right now and I hope she enjoys her fifteen minutes of fame. Hell, I hope she drops by our little forum and attempts to defend what she wrote.

I guess this is just what she does, though:

Why isn't anyone but me watching LAX? NBC just moved the new one-hour drama from Monday to Wednesday nights, heartlessly abandoning it to the same time slot as Lost, ABC's critical and commercial juggernaut. But given the choice, would viewers rather watch the aftermath of a plane crash than the everyday workings of a busy airport?


See guys? Guys? Airport / plane crash, plane crash / airport! Guys?


ICJ
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300. by Jhoh Cable o_O 03/10/2007, 5:32pm PST NEW
    I wonder if God of War 2 pushed its release date back to coincide with this? NT by Mischief Maker 03/10/2007, 5:43pm PST NEW
        GOOD IDEA by Jhoh Cable o_O 03/10/2007, 5:57pm PST NEW
            PS: this should help convince anyone that 300 is great. by Jhoh Cable o_O 03/10/2007, 6:19pm PST NEW
                Re: PS: this should help convince anyone that 300 is great. by Jerry Whorebach 03/11/2007, 12:53am PST NEW
                    This sentence might never be topped by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/11/2007, 1:15am PST NEW
                        Your post smacks of either disingenuousness or complete obliviou by Ray of Light 03/11/2007, 1:53am PST NEW
                tableaux vivants NT by *corncob pipe* 03/11/2007, 11:59pm PDT NEW
                Re: PS: this should help convince anyone that 300 is great. by Grumah 03/13/2007, 4:31am PDT NEW
                    Hard, manly, good warrior, poet-warrior, discerning, loyal and true men are NT by treasure too often buried. 03/13/2007, 5:41am PDT NEW
            Re: GOOD IDEA by Jerry Whorebach 03/11/2007, 12:24am PST NEW
                Re: GOOD IDEA by I need clarification 03/11/2007, 1:52am PST NEW
                    Re: GOOD IDEA by Jhoh Cable o_O 03/11/2007, 11:10am PDT NEW
                Re: GOOD IDEA by Jhoh Cable o_O 03/11/2007, 11:09am PDT NEW
    "This! Is! SPAAAARTA!" [Black dude gets kicked down a well.] NT by allhiphop.com 03/12/2007, 11:46am PDT NEW
        That's pretty racist. NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 03/12/2007, 7:58pm PDT NEW
    Ebert finally reviews 300, finds it morally objectionable. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/11/2008, 4:27am PDT NEW
        Hahahahahaha by Fussbett 08/11/2008, 11:24am PDT NEW
            Re: Hahahahahaha by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/11/2008, 11:40am PDT NEW
        House of Games spoiler! Thanks, fat Ebert! NT by I need clarification 08/11/2008, 12:45pm PDT NEW
        Re: Ebert finally reviews 300, finds it morally objectionable. by Sadakichi Hartmann 08/11/2008, 8:32pm PDT NEW
            Pretty much. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/12/2008, 6:45am PDT NEW
        I recently read his review of "Titus Andronicus" by Shakespere. by Mischief Maker 08/12/2008, 7:35pm PDT NEW
            Sadly, this is not particular to Ebert. by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/12/2008, 7:53pm PDT NEW
 
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