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Why would someone EVEN read that site if he doesn't respect their opinions?!? by Jerry Whorebach 12/22/2006, 3:17pm PST
Jerry Whorebach wrote:

These "action" games are all utter shit. Assault Heroes is probably the worst, it's Ikari Warriors for people on medication.


Turns out Quarter to Three is generally fond of this one.

ElGuapo wrote:

And this is, so far, the best Co-op game over LIVE. The best overall game, of course, being UNO.


ElGuapo wrote:

It's an old skool shumup of sort, a throwback to the days of Ikari Warriors. You start in a dune buggy with a chain gun, flamethrower, and cannon, each of which is useful against different enemies. At any point you can get out of your car and hoof it . . . in fact this is the way you get some special powerups for the weapons and also get into these underground bunkers. I'm nto sure what's in those bunkers, but they feel like Contra's indoor levels on crack. Laser turrets, exploding barrels, grenade fights down corridors. Also, if your car gets blown up your on foot for a bit until another one spawns.


I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that whatever drug this guy's familiar with, it probably isn't crack :(
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                That was me. NT by Mischief Maker 04/16/2007, 8:47pm PDT NEW
    Re: XBox 360 Live Arcade Roundup by Mischief Maker 12/20/2006, 3:37pm PST NEW
    Microsoft Points: Better Than Money? by Jerry Whorebach 12/21/2006, 12:33pm PST NEW
        Good business model: make people work really hard in order to give you money. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 12/21/2006, 1:43pm PST NEW
    Why would someone EVEN read that site if he doesn't respect their opinions?!? by Jerry Whorebach 12/22/2006, 3:17pm PST NEW
    I'm ashamed to call this an update, why isn't Microsoft? by Jerry Whorebach 01/13/2007, 10:37pm PST NEW
    Re: XBox 360 Live Arcade Roundup by Johnny Merzbow 04/13/2007, 10:51pm PDT NEW
        I expected another loveless emulation from Digital Eclipse... by Jerry Whorebach 04/13/2007, 11:19pm PDT NEW
            It looks even better in action. by Jerry Whorebach 04/15/2007, 4:37pm PDT NEW
    Re: XBox 360 Live Arcade Roundup by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/14/2007, 1:23am PDT NEW
        Re: XBox 360 Live Arcade Roundup by Jerry Whorebach 04/14/2007, 12:15pm PDT NEW
            Creexul-style post-final edit. by Jerry Whorebach 04/14/2007, 2:07pm PDT NEW
                Suggestion/Hijack by Mischief Maker 04/14/2007, 3:39pm PDT NEW
                    Good idea. I like all of those suggestions, except... by Richard Gayriot 04/14/2007, 4:03pm PDT NEW
                        That was me. You can tell by the hilarious pun name :( by Jerry Whorebach 04/14/2007, 4:14pm PDT NEW
                            Re: That was me. You can tell by the hilarious pun name :( by quenty 04/14/2007, 6:32pm PDT NEW
                                It just stopped. PERMANENTLY. by Jerry Whorebach 04/15/2007, 3:59pm PDT NEW
                                    YA GETS WHATCA PAYS FOWAH by Bodybag 04/15/2007, 7:04pm PDT NEW
                                        I can't return things to Wal-Mart anymore without the receipt. by Jerry Whorebach 04/15/2007, 7:19pm PDT NEW
                                            Always keep receipts. And renew your driver's license promptly. NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 04/15/2007, 8:41pm PDT NEW
                                                He won the 360. NT by Pay attention. 04/15/2007, 9:21pm PDT NEW
                                                    We've revealed why I don't go around winning Xbox 360s. :( NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 04/16/2007, 12:57am PDT NEW
        My first published article. I'm so proud. by Jerry Whorebach 04/16/2007, 12:22am PDT NEW
            The next one will be Jso and me again. ;-; by Jhoh Cable o_O 04/16/2007, 1:02am PDT NEW
    COMING SOON: Speedball 2 by Jerry Whorebach 05/03/2007, 9:11pm PDT NEW
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                Okay! by Worm 05/08/2007, 8:01pm PDT NEW
        Really? Better than Llamatron? NT by mark 05/07/2007, 11:08pm PDT NEW
 
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