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by Flavio 03/18/2006, 2:44am PST |
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Lizard_King wrote:
Flavio wrote:
Mischief Maker wrote:
Lizard_King wrote:
I had a really hard time distinguishing between what the makers put in as humour intentionally and unintentionally. It was altogether pretty tiresome by the fifth level, and by the time the two queens put their handguns together for a JACKPOT of aids, I was committed to never playing a Capcom game again without hitting start in every cutscene.
This is why I worry that DMC4 will be all serious and SUCK.
That's what I wonder every time I hear some reviewer bitching about "OMG LAME PIZZA EATING NINJA TURTLE DANTE!", like when Game Informer called playing as silent Virgil an improvement. Everyone seems to have forgotten that they already tried serious Dante and we ended up with Devil May Cry 2.
I've only played 1 and 3, so I can't speak for 2, but in both of them I found the storyline eminently forgettable and the cutscenes best skipped apart from the visuals. The third is just unusual because it seemed that they were trying so hard to be all Excel Saga and not being halfway funny. Some were alright, but I just felt embarrassed for them even when I played by myself. The double gun scene was just too gay..
Did you walk out on Army of Darkness thinking it was too slapstick? Equilibrium because the political message was ham fisted and childish?
There's a chance you may hate all cutscenes and videogames in general, but since you found Metal Gear 3's story badass, I'm at a loss.
I'm not sure what military life has done to you, but I'd ask for your SOUL back. |
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Review -Point by point for easy rebuttal- by Mischief Maker 03/11/2005, 6:57pm PST 
My only question. by Worm 03/12/2005, 7:06pm PST 
Re: My only question. by Mischief Maker 03/12/2005, 7:29pm PST 
Blockbuster : ( by Worm 03/12/2005, 10:12pm PST 
Re: Blockbuster : ( by FABIO 03/12/2005, 10:17pm PST 
Re: Blockbuster : ( by Worm 03/12/2005, 10:27pm PST 
Re: Blockbuster : ( by Creexul :( 03/12/2005, 10:28pm PST 
Re: Blockbuster : ( by martini 03/13/2005, 3:05am PST 
What pisses me off by Mischief Maker 03/13/2005, 11:26am PST 
Why don't you buy it, faggot? NT by Quentin Beck 03/13/2005, 12:53am PST 
forty bux or fitty? by Worm 03/13/2005, 1:33am PST 
Re: forty bux or fitty? by Souffle of Pain 03/13/2005, 1:44am PST 
GEE, THANKS MISTER. DO YOU WANT A PAPER OR NOT? NT by Worm 03/13/2005, 1:58am PST 
I'll take a subscription to "Grit," kiddo. NT by Souffle of Pain 03/13/2005, 2:41am PST 
4,999 more and he gets the 2-man inflatable river raft. NT by Bill Dungsroman 03/13/2005, 12:34pm PST 
Fuck that! 9,999 more and I get the real live pony! NT by Worm 03/13/2005, 12:53pm PST 
Ponies. o_0 NT by Worm 03/13/2005, 1:00pm PST 
Re: Review -Point by point for easy rebuttal- by FABIO 03/15/2005, 9:10pm PST 
ICJ deemed this unworthy of frontpage treatment :( NT by Mischief Maker 03/20/2005, 8:54am PST 
maybe if it were in the REVIEWS forum? NT by FABIO 03/20/2005, 5:03pm PST 
Re: ICJ deemed this unworthy of frontpage treatment :( by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/12/2006, 8:02pm PST 
Dammit by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/12/2006, 8:03pm PST 
Here it is. by Mischief Maker 03/13/2006, 5:53pm PST 
Re: Review -Point by point for easy rebuttal- by Lizard_King 03/12/2006, 7:35pm PST 
Re: Review -Point by point for easy rebuttal- by Fullofkittens 03/12/2006, 7:58pm PST 
Re: Review -Point by point for easy rebuttal- by Lizard_King 03/12/2006, 8:48pm PST 
Re: Review -Point by point for easy rebuttal- by Fullofkittens 03/13/2006, 6:41am PST 
Re: Review -Point by point for easy rebuttal- by Lizard_King 03/17/2006, 9:11pm PST 
Re: Review -Point by point for easy rebuttal- by Flavio 03/13/2006, 1:18am PST 
well that was a mess by Flavio 03/13/2006, 1:21am PST 
Re: Review -Point by point for easy rebuttal- by Mischief Maker 03/13/2006, 5:50pm PST 
The 2nd Picture is Eddie murphy from "Delerious" and "Raw" NT by Mischief Maker 03/13/2006, 6:00pm PST 
Re: Review -Point by point for easy rebuttal- by Flavio 03/13/2006, 6:08pm PST 
Re: Review -Point by point for easy rebuttal- by Lizard_King 03/17/2006, 9:08pm PST 
You have the wrong hobby by motherfuckerfoodeater 03/18/2006, 1:52am PST 
Did you play the same game? by Flavio 03/18/2006, 2:44am PST 
I should've been the one to fill your dark soul with LIGHT!!! NT by MM 03/18/2006, 5:25pm PST 
Re: Did you play the same game? by Lizard_King 03/19/2006, 11:33am PST 
To answer your first question by Mischief Maker 03/20/2006, 4:10pm PST 
Re: To answer your first question by Lizard_King 03/20/2006, 10:06pm PST 
Re: Review -Point by point for easy rebuttal- by motherfuckerfoodeater 03/14/2006, 10:56pm PST 
A near point-form whoreview by mark 03/18/2006, 12:57pm PST 
Re: A near point-form whoreview by Flavio 03/18/2006, 3:34pm PST 
!!! by mark 03/20/2006, 11:35pm PST 
Re: A near point-form whoreview by MM 03/18/2006, 5:38pm PST 
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