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Re: I've been gone a while... by FABIO 10/10/2005, 2:25am PDT
Kabuke wrote:

And fuck is it weird. FABIO doesn't even scratch the surface.



I thought I did by mentioning the wrist slitting chicks breaking supernatural barriers with her gushing Carrie blood, but then I reached the boss with the afro and his completely surreal cutscenes o_O


Although in true FABIO-sucks-at-all-games-and-will-till-the-end-of-time form, ignore his bullshit about needing to go through the tutorials.


There's some controls and mechanics you need to get from the tutorial. Would you ever figure out how to launch Dan's special bullets on your own, or what the fuck those egg generators are and what the colors mean?

Although the gameplay itself is far too easy on the normal level. If you've ever played any videogame before, set it right to hard on your first time through. On normal mode all the puzzles are pretty much solved for you. On hard mode they take away all the hand holding hints and cakewalk combat, with the downside that you also have to guess about an enemy's randomized weakpoint, which means
missing out on your character yelling "you're FUCKED" whenever he vaporizes an enemy.

But none of you will like it, not FUCKING ONE of you, as evidenced by the fact the only two copies sold purchased by Fabsy and myself.



Beyond Good & Evil, Gitaroo Man, Psychonaughts, Killer 7, Indigo Prophecy. That's me, the patron saint of forgotten games.
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Killer 7 by FABIO 08/14/2005, 11:31pm PDT NEW
    I've been gone a while... by Kabuke 10/09/2005, 2:23am PDT NEW
        Re: I've been gone a while... by FABIO 10/10/2005, 2:25am PDT NEW
        Three copies NT by Rafiki 10/10/2005, 10:37am PDT NEW
            Four. NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 10/10/2005, 12:01pm PDT NEW
        I'm not sure I agree with you a hundred percent on your police work, Lou. by Motherhead 10/10/2005, 12:27pm PDT NEW
    So is this a rent or and own? NT by MM 10/15/2005, 4:29pm PDT NEW
        Re: So is this a rent or and own? by FABIO 10/15/2005, 5:05pm PDT NEW
            $25 and the last copy according the the EB scumbag. Six. NT by Mischief Killer 10/17/2005, 5:15pm PDT NEW
                Once beaten... by Kabuke 10/17/2005, 5:53pm PDT NEW
                    Thats okay, the game really appeals to me for some reason by Mischief Maker 10/18/2005, 5:47pm PDT NEW
                        I am enjoying your thunder by FABIO 10/18/2005, 10:18pm PDT NEW
                            Erm... by MM 10/19/2005, 6:15pm PDT NEW
                                Re: Erm... by Kabuke 10/19/2005, 7:10pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: Erm... by FABIO 10/19/2005, 8:15pm PDT NEW
                                        Re: Erm... by Kabuke 10/19/2005, 8:18pm PDT NEW
                                            playing Ico right NOW! by FABIO 10/19/2005, 8:32pm PDT NEW
                                                Your first play through? NT by Kabuke 10/20/2005, 4:09am PDT NEW
                                                    yes NT by FABIO 10/20/2005, 7:53am PDT NEW
                                                        You lucky sonnuva bitch. by Kabuke 10/20/2005, 8:58am PDT NEW
                                Re: Erm... by FABIO 10/19/2005, 8:30pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: Erm... by Kabuke 10/20/2005, 4:13am PDT NEW
                                        Re: Erm... by FABIO 10/20/2005, 7:54am PDT NEW
                                            Re: Erm... by Kabuke 10/20/2005, 8:58am PDT NEW
    Final Impression: Negative! by Mischief Makers 11/06/2005, 2:30pm PST NEW
        the tie boss fight was the worst by FA-BI-OH! 11/06/2005, 7:11pm PST NEW
            HEY! wait a minute by FABIO 11/07/2005, 1:21am PST NEW
                *shrugs* by Kabuke 11/07/2005, 4:30am PST NEW
            Re: the tie boss fight was the worst by MM 11/07/2005, 1:14pm PST NEW
                Re: the tie boss fight was the worst by FABIO 11/07/2005, 4:08pm PST NEW
                    BUT BUT BUT by Mysterio 11/07/2005, 6:10pm PST NEW
                        only six months apart NT by FA-BI-OH! 11/07/2005, 9:39pm PST NEW
                    Re: the tie boss fight was the worst by Mischief Shai-hulud 11/09/2005, 5:12pm PST NEW
                        Re: the tie boss fight was the worst by FA-BI-OH! 11/09/2005, 10:01pm PST NEW
        Retractions? by Kabuke 11/07/2005, 4:33am PST NEW
            I confess by MM 11/07/2005, 1:12pm PST NEW
                Beat Resident Evil 4 (finally) by Pompei 02/22/2006, 2:11am PST NEW
                    Re: Beat Resident Evil 4 (finally) by Lizard_King 02/22/2006, 5:20pm PST NEW
                        K7 isn't a Gamecube exclusive by Johnny Merzbow 02/22/2006, 6:21pm PST NEW
                            Excellent point. NT by Lizard_King 02/24/2006, 12:39am PST NEW
                                Rent First. by MM 02/24/2006, 7:08am PST NEW
                                    Fag by Flavio 02/24/2006, 8:25am PST NEW
                                        He also doesn't like Diablo 2! What a nut. NT by Fussbett 02/24/2006, 9:04am PST NEW
                                        Too much TWITCH??? Not enough AMBIENCE??? by MM 02/24/2006, 10:26am PST NEW
                                        it's good to know Zseni is still around NT by Flavio 02/24/2006, 3:22pm PST NEW
                                    Actually... by Lizard_King 02/24/2006, 4:49pm PST NEW
 
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