Bill Dungsroman wrote:

Next time you're in an airport - if such a thing occurs again - occasionally look up from your dingy Skechers around you and you'll see funny-looking TVs with nothing but words and letters and numbers and stuff. See, if you know someone's airline, arrival time, and departing city, the TV will tell you exactly what gate it is arriving at. What won't they think of next (TVs that can hook up to VCRs)?

You abysmally slow mutant, you should have called and asked way before you ever got there. Like, days prior.

I suppose if I'd seen that ever I might believe you.

I think even in the real world, it doesn't matter one bit what kind of girl sassy is

Haha, meanwhile 50% of all the posts in this forum are from you. I even left a bunch of stuff out, like your moom insisting on meeting her, and you complying. Or how you can't even get your shit together enough to remember to bring ID for beer. Or how you come off like a COMPLETE FAG in this post, seeing as how you rapidly degenerated into wounded namecalling later on, divulging as much personal info about her as you possibly could, so you could like win or whatever. See then, you'd just shuck it off and toss out another BDR WROTE A BOOK HEEEEEHEEEHEHEHEE like last time.