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by Bill Dungsroman 08/04/2005, 7:25pm PDT |
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Creexul, scant months ago on his horrible lj wrote:
So the sassy "date" went well actually. I guess that could be a surprise to some people. :( What part would anyone be surprised about? That it went well, as you say, even though later you claim it didn't in an impressive display of self-immolation? That you're a liar in either case? Dunno about anyone else, but nothing's surprised me much, yet. You ain't the only one frowning.
At first there was trouble because she didn't tell me what flight she was on or anything, she just said she would be at Detroit Metro at about 8 PM. Detroit Metro, according to their website, is the 11th biggest airport in the world, and I didn't even have any idea how big it would be until I got there. You knew her airline, point of origin, and arrival time. Just how many NWA planes fly into Detroit Metro (the 16th largest airport according to this nonpartisan website, not the 11th) from (wherever Sassy is from) between 7:30 and 8:30 PM, anyway? McCarran airport in Vegas, the 7th largest airport in the world, receives inbound flights from LA on Southwest nonstop. Do you know how many SWA flights from LA fly into McCarran in a one-hour block? One, occasionally two. To the same terminal, usually. You see, non-morons who have ventured out into the world know these things. Like, even, the self-proclaimed 11th-largest airport in the world is likely to be pretty fucking big. Your sense of scale is too warped to conceive of such a thing's size, I guess.
After a lot of pointless walking on my part I found someone I could ask about how to get to the right terminal (once she told me what terminal she was in), and I took a shuttle there which scenically drove me past all the parts I walked past (including one giant terminal I suspected was the MacNamara terminal, but no). We were trying to keep track of each other via cell phones. At some point she seemed to be getting mad at me for not finding her immediately. Did I mention I suggested the idea of just meeting at the La Quinta Inn before she even got on the plane? :( Yeah. I mean, why bother doing anything?
After I wandered back to the terminal I was dropped off at in the first place, I finally asked someone where to find MacNamara terminal, and he said to go up and across a walkway and take the "terminal to terminal" there. So a little more wandering was involved until I saw a shuttle (OR SHORT BUS IN MY CASE ~_~) that said "terminal to terminal." I used all the power of my brain to figure out that this is what the guy was talking about. On the shuttle, some guy was giving a history lesson about the airport, someone was like WOW IT SURE IS BIG and someone was like WELL IT'S REALLY MORE SPREAD OUT THAN ANYTHING, and that the MacNamara terminal was named after the biggest crook in Detroit who worked for the airport comission whatever. Snore. I like you you put "terminal to terminal" in quotes, because you have no idea what it even means. DUH WHY WOULD YOU GO TO THE PLACE YOU ALREADY ARE? THE WORLD IS CRAZY I AM THE ONLY SANE ONE I GUESS.
I finally got to the MacNamara terminal (it turned out I never even got close by walking) and I think Sasy was flipped out, because it turned out that while I was wandering under overpasses and running across traffic like a dumb bell, she was trying to fill out claims and reports and whatever because they didn't have her luggage (it turned out America West had it, not NWA, but neither one had a clue about this or that). Sasy apologized about being upset, and it was over the luggage stuff and she had important stuff in it. Since you have no ability to be sympathetic or empathetic, just pathetic, I'll make this easy for you. Imagine you lost a paper bag with all your computer games and toiletry socks in it. That would suck.
Anyway that was really the only tough time for the first couple of hours. We spent most of the rest of the time hanging out in the room. I brought a couple MST3K episodes, and it turned out they didn't have VCRs in the rooms, and they didn't have them for rent either. Maybe half of all hotel chains at most have VCRs in the rooms or for rent. You could have called and asked. The very conversation centerpiece by which you were framing your virginal surrender around, and you couldn't be assed to call and make sure it was even there.
The TV had AV hookups in the back so I called home so Jsoh could bring a VCR over. When he and moom showed up with the VCR, it turned out that the shitty TV wouldn't even work with a VCR. Some A/V hookups those were, huh? No, I figure you're too fucking stupid to figure out how to hook up a VCR. I'm afraid I'm going to go with that theory over your far-reaching fairy tale version where, as usual, nothing is your fault and a TV set in a major hotel chain in a major metropolitan city is so old it can't support a VCR hookup.
So we spent most of the rest of the time that night watching the crappy 20 channels they did have, and waiting for the Cottage Inn pizza to show up (which I remembered hating as a kid, but it wasn't bad except for the fact that they buried pepperoni under the cheese for some wacky ass reason). And then I waited until she went to sleep before I grabbed her tits (FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!). Sad. Remember, though, Sassy is a totally deranged psychotic that Creexul forced himself to incompetently fuck, all according to his master plan. I'm guessing the aimless frustrating hours spent wandering the airport and VCR hi-jinx we're part of the grand scheme, somehow.
The next day they found out where Sassy's luggage was, so we took the shuttle to MacNamara and then NWA said they didn't have the luggage, it was at America West which was at another terminal, so we took another shuttle blah blah blah. So it was good to have the luggage. Why? So she could cry into it and play her WACK GANGSTA RAP CDs?
At that point I wanted to try to go home with Sassy so we could watch MST3K from there. Jsoh showed up in the rusty Dodge Ram 89 or whatever with the busted power steering (which adds up to an agonizing screeching sound when trying to turn at speeds lower than 5 mph). I played our shitty truck mix CD for her with the Super Mario RPG song and stuff. I think she liked "If I Had a Hammer" by William Shatner and spoken word part by Leonard Nimoy (^_^). That is delightful. Why did you want to go home with her? She's crazy and disgusting, and you claim you felt that way all along. Soooo, why?
So we got home and watched Riding with Death and then Space Mutiny, along with the first annual summer blockbuster thing. Moom met sassy so she knew for sure that sassy was not some scary 40 year old dude. Blackie was scratching at the door at some point so I let her in for Sassy to pet, but as usual Blackie ran under the bed and chairs and bed and where all the wires are and shit.
Anyway after that, Jsoh drove us back and we got some beer at the Farmer Jack on the way, but Jsoh had to get it himself since he had the ID (I knew I was forgetting something over and over ~_~). Jesus Christ.
Then we went back to the hotel and spent the rest of the night there, and I checked out in the morning. I couldn't get to sleep until like 5 AM (even though Sassy went to sleep at about 2), so when I got home I tried to stay up for about another hour, then I went back to sleep. Ha ha, "tried to stay up."
That's pretty much the short version of what happened, Sassy said she didn't want me posting the private stuff here. YAK YAK YAK. If she did not want that, then why was she with me in the first place, I do not know. But for now my biggest priority is finishing school by Monday, which will still take a big bunch of work. Plus she was really nice the whole time and we had a good time, so I don't want to go on about the private (hot) stuff. Not until I'm used to staying around in my room again, not sleeping with a beautiful LADY every night. :(
Is it possible she was being nice and normal just because she knew I would want her to be? :(
Well anyway it was not a bad time at all and it was good, so that's good. Especially the part where I got out of the house. So really, it was like one of the best times of my life, since that's not saying much (but still, pretty good).
Current Mood: horny
Current Music: ytmnd - on screen angel Yeah so, time has told that Creexul was lying about all of this, he says. But, you know, we should totally believe him now.
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Jhoh Cable of Garden City, Michigan has had relations with a woman.. by Quentin Beck 08/04/2005, 1:48pm PDT 
EVEN BDR? NT by Creexul :( 08/04/2005, 1:49pm PDT 
Time to fire up the Wayback Machine, Sherman. by Bill Dungsroman 08/04/2005, 7:25pm PDT 
Disturbing, that you are more interested in this than anyone including Jhoh. by Fullofkittens 08/04/2005, 7:56pm PDT 
Really? Well, okay. by Bill Dungsroman 08/05/2005, 1:43am PDT 
It ain't normal. I think it might stand for "Yikes!" by Fullofkittens 08/05/2005, 7:01am PDT 
BDR has made a fool of Creexul. How amusing for me. NT by Pieter 08/04/2005, 8:07pm PDT 
Re: Time to fire up the Wayback Machine, Sherman. by FABIO 08/04/2005, 8:24pm PDT 
Re: Time to fire up the Wayback Machine, Sherman. by TAFKAM 08/04/2005, 8:48pm PDT 
Re: Time to fire up the Wayback Machine, Sherman. by corax 08/05/2005, 1:41am PDT 
Re: Time to fire up the Wayback Machine, Sherman. by Ray of Light 08/05/2005, 2:44am PDT 
Re: Time to fire up the Wayback Machine, Sherman. by I need clarification 08/05/2005, 12:53pm PDT 
:( NT by Worm 08/05/2005, 1:43pm PDT 
It's good to know that bdr can still go nuts the same as always. by Creexul :( 08/04/2005, 9:35pm PDT 
Now that I have a delicious Taco Bell crunchwrap! by Creexul :( 08/04/2005, 11:38pm PDT 
Your brother sure isn't going to be happy tonight. by Bill Dungsroman 08/05/2005, 2:15am PDT 
Wow, it's just getting a little sad now. :( by Creexul :( 08/05/2005, 11:20am PDT 
Wow, I never seen you lose so baddly. NT by every fucking one of us. 08/05/2005, 11:28am PDT 
A bunch of AIM conversations indicate you're wrong. by I need clarification 08/05/2005, 12:02pm PDT 
You bet on the wrong pony. by every fucking one of us. 08/05/2005, 12:23pm PDT 
I don't think he gets HBO. And it's spelled "losses," Hemingway. NT by I need clarification 08/05/2005, 12:28pm PDT 
I appreciate the compliment by every fucking one of us. 08/05/2005, 12:33pm PDT 
Congratulations on spelling all your words correctly for once. by I need clarification 08/05/2005, 12:52pm PDT 
He has such an impressive name too! NT by Creexul :( 08/05/2005, 1:01pm PDT 
And you have the guy that believes you're the cocksman here. NT by every fucking one of us. 08/05/2005, 2:15pm PDT 
Are you talking to me, or Creexul? by I need clarification 08/05/2005, 5:02pm PDT 
Watch out for th is guy, he is EVERY FUCKING ONE OF US. by Creexul :( 08/05/2005, 12:37pm PDT 
Wow NT by Just, wow. 08/05/2005, 11:50am PDT 
Re: Wow, it's just getting a little sad now. :( by Kaltrops Virgin Krew 08/05/2005, 1:42pm PDT 
Re: Wow, it's just getting a little sad now. :( by Creexul :( 08/05/2005, 3:18pm PDT 
Re: Wow, it's just getting a little sad now. :( by multiple choice 08/05/2005, 3:31pm PDT 
Re: Wow, it's just getting a little sad now. :( by Creexul :( 08/05/2005, 5:58pm PDT 
Wow, that's a whole lot of capital letters and incoherence. Who are you, BDR? NT by Cracklin' Mysterioat Bran 08/09/2005, 2:03pm PDT 
Re: Wow, it's just getting a little sad now. :( by Quentin Beck 08/05/2005, 6:03pm PDT 
Re: Wow, it's just getting a little sad now. :( by Kaltrops Virgin Krew 08/05/2005, 6:18pm PDT 
Re: Wow, it's just getting a little sad now. :( by Bill Dungsroman 08/05/2005, 7:29pm PDT 
Re: Wow, it's just getting a little sad now. :( by Creexul :( 08/05/2005, 7:48pm PDT 
But he called you "peanut." How can you "win" after that? NT by I need clarification 08/05/2005, 8:11pm PDT 
Re: Wow, it's just getting a little sad now. :( by Mysterio 08/05/2005, 10:29pm PDT 
Re: Wow, it's just getting a little sad now. :( by Pieter 08/06/2005, 4:15am PDT 
PS: Mewlranduh laughed at how dumb you are. by Creexul :( 08/09/2005, 4:28am PDT 
Re: PS: Mewlranduh laughed at how dumb you are. by Mysterio 08/09/2005, 12:49pm PDT 
Re: PS: Mewlranduh laughed at how dumb you are. by Creexul :( 08/09/2005, 2:37pm PDT 
Re: PS: Mewlranduh laughed at how dumb you are. by Mysterio 08/09/2005, 4:19pm PDT 
Re: PS: Mewlranduh laughed at how dumb you are. by Creexul :( 08/09/2005, 5:02pm PDT 
She must get a kick out of you, VCR Airport Idiot Boy. NT by Bill Dungsroman 08/09/2005, 2:06pm PDT 
Are you saying SHE REALLY UNDERSTANDS ME (MAN)? NT by Creexul :( 08/09/2005, 3:38pm PDT 
He meant "VCR Airport Idiot Peanut." NT by I need clarification 08/09/2005, 4:14pm PDT 
Holy shit! NT by I need clarification 08/05/2005, 11:34am PDT 
I don't know if I'd call Cassandra a woman. NT by Fullofkittens 08/04/2005, 6:06pm PDT 
Re: Jhoh Cable of Garden City, Michigan has had relations with a woman.. by Tony 08/04/2005, 9:25pm PDT 
Creexul definitely has a leg up on us. by Kaltrops Virgin Krew 08/05/2005, 3:14am PDT 
Re: Creexul definitely has a leg up on us. by Creexul :( 08/05/2005, 10:44am PDT 
His crown now tarnished, Creexul feels the need to defend himself... by Mysterio 08/05/2005, 11:34am PDT 
MY CROWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO by Creexul :( 08/05/2005, 12:36pm PDT 
Re: Jhoh Cable of Garden City, Michigan has had relations with a woman.. by Maria-sama ga Miteru 08/05/2005, 1:10pm PDT 
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