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Military's Energy-Beam Weapons Delayed by Bodybag 07/14/2005, 1:44pm PDT
But my erection is prolonged!


For Peter Bitar, the future of directed energy boils down to money.

Bitar heads Indiana-based Xtreme Alternative Defense Systems Ltd., which makes small blinding lasers used in Iraq. But his real project is a nonlethal energy device called the StunStrike.

Basically, it fires a bolt of lightning. It can be tuned to blow up explosives, possibly to stop vehicles and certainly to buzz people. The strike can be made to feel as gentle as "broom bristles" or cranked up to deliver a paralyzing jolt that "takes a few minutes to wear off."

Bitar, who is of Arab descent, believes StunStrike would be particularly intimidating in the Middle East because, he contends, people there are especially afraid of lightning.

At present, StunStrike is a 20-foot tower that can zap things up to 28 feet away. The next step is to shrink it so it could be wielded by troops and used in civilian locales like airplane cabins or building entrances


Finally, the ragheads have bested their previous high-watermark, the zero, by making Red Alert's tesla coil a reality. Also:

A separate branch of directed-energy research involves bigger, badder beams: lasers that could obliterate targets tens of miles away from ships or planes. Such a strike would be so surgical that, as some designers put it at a recent conference here, the military could plausibly deny responsibility.

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Military's Energy-Beam Weapons Delayed by Bodybag 07/14/2005, 1:44pm PDT NEW
    Or you can use it to explode your professor's house with popcorn! NT by Mischief Genius 07/14/2005, 5:57pm PDT NEW
        Of course not, he's twice your size. Your clothes would never fit him. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 07/14/2005, 6:36pm PDT NEW
            Have you been touching yourself? NT by God 07/15/2005, 7:36am PDT NEW
    20 foot tower with a 28 foot range by FABIO 07/14/2005, 7:50pm PDT NEW
        Psh, no by motherfuckerfoodeater 07/14/2005, 7:58pm PDT NEW
            FABIO is bad at SunStrike, surprise. NT by Fullofkittens 07/14/2005, 8:40pm PDT NEW
            oops by FABIO 07/15/2005, 3:03am PDT NEW
    I saw this on the Discovery channel. by Fussbett 07/14/2005, 9:13pm PDT NEW
    2 or 3 Star Trek references by bombMexico 07/15/2005, 3:05pm PDT NEW
        Re: 2 or 3 Star Trek references by motherfuckerfoodeater 07/15/2005, 4:09pm PDT NEW
            Re: 2 or 3 Star Trek references by Motherhead 07/15/2005, 5:27pm PDT NEW
            Re: 2 or 3 Star Trek references by laudablepuss 07/16/2005, 12:51pm PDT NEW
        Re: 2 or 3 Star Trek references by FABIO 07/15/2005, 5:54pm PDT NEW
    Re: Military's Energy-Beam Weapons Delayed by Mr. Kool 07/22/2005, 3:03pm PDT NEW
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