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[quote name="Bodybag"]<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20050710/ap_on_sc/directed_energy_weapons">But my erection is prolonged!</a> [quote] For Peter Bitar, the future of directed energy boils down to money. Bitar heads Indiana-based Xtreme Alternative Defense Systems Ltd., which makes small blinding lasers used in Iraq. But his real project is a nonlethal energy device called the StunStrike. Basically, it fires a bolt of lightning. It can be tuned to blow up explosives, possibly to stop vehicles and certainly to buzz people. The strike can be made to feel as gentle as "broom bristles" or cranked up to deliver a paralyzing jolt that "takes a few minutes to wear off." Bitar, who is of Arab descent, believes StunStrike would be particularly intimidating in the Middle East because, he contends, people there are especially afraid of lightning. <b>At present, StunStrike is a 20-foot tower that can zap things up to 28 feet away.</b> The next step is to shrink it so it could be wielded by troops and used in civilian locales like airplane cabins or building entrances [/quote] Finally, the ragheads have bested their previous high-watermark, the zero, by making Red Alert's tesla coil a reality. Also: [quote]A separate branch of directed-energy research involves bigger, badder beams: lasers that could obliterate targets tens of miles away from ships or planes. Such a strike would be so surgical that, as some designers put it at a recent conference here, the military could plausibly deny responsibility.[/quote] Tee-hee![/quote]