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This is what girlfriends are for by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 05/14/2005, 2:42pm PDT
About nine months ago, I took a tumble off my motorcycle onto a gravel lot and ended up with a armful of nasty, nasty road rash. I was on the way to the barbershop, and since I was almost there, I decided to go ahead and get my hair cut. A couple of hours later, I made it home after stopping for gauze and Neosporin. My loving girlfriend picked every piece of gravel and dirt out of my arm, disinfected it with peroxide and alcohol, and Neosporined it and wrapped it up. I could have done it myself, but A) it's easier to have someone do it for you while you just grit your teeth and B) women dig it when you come to them injured and they have the opportunity to demonstrate their mothering instinct by patching you up.
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ow by Ray of Light 05/14/2005, 6:21am PDT NEW
    This is what girlfriends are for by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 05/14/2005, 2:42pm PDT NEW
    Re: ow by Universal Plan B 05/14/2005, 8:42pm PDT NEW
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                The many faces of Horrible Bob Cube by Choson 05/15/2005, 4:58pm PDT NEW
                    I'm trying to make 'Zantar the Gelatinous Cube' catch on. It ain't working. NT by Fussbett 05/15/2005, 6:41pm PDT NEW
                        Haha SCTV by I need clarification 05/15/2005, 11:25pm PDT NEW
                            Wayne's World. :( NT by Creexul :( 05/15/2005, 11:54pm PDT NEW
                        Maybe we need a forum for it!!!!!!! NT by Entropy Stew 05/16/2005, 10:48am PDT NEW
                    The beauty part is, there IS no next level. >:) by Bill Murray's Brother, Brian Doyle- 05/15/2005, 7:14pm PDT NEW
                    Re: The many faces of Horrible Bob Cube by Ray of Light 05/15/2005, 8:40pm PDT NEW
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                    Holy shit NT by McMoo the Anti-Drug Cow 05/17/2005, 8:56am PDT NEW
 
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