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[quote name="Horrible Gelatinous Blob"]About nine months ago, I took a tumble off my motorcycle onto a gravel lot and ended up with a armful of nasty, nasty road rash. I was on the way to the barbershop, and since I was almost there, I decided to go ahead and get my hair cut. A couple of hours later, I made it home after stopping for gauze and Neosporin. My loving girlfriend picked every piece of gravel and dirt out of my arm, disinfected it with peroxide and alcohol, and Neosporined it and wrapped it up. I <i>could</i> have done it myself, but A) it's easier to have someone do it for you while you just grit your teeth and B) women dig it when you come to them injured and they have the opportunity to demonstrate their mothering instinct by patching you up.[/quote]