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Re: ow by Universal Plan B 05/14/2005, 8:42pm PDT
Ray of Light wrote:

The worst part about road rash is cleaning it. The little bits of gravel and dirt have to be removed or they'll pus up and leave Noriega scars. They're best tackled with a stiff plastic brush and lots of elbow grease. It hurts badly, and then you pour alcohol on the whole thing and it hurts badly, again, but in a different way.

It seems you have the awnser in from of you, but you don't see it somehow. Pour the alcohol down your throat, and use something else for disinfectant!

Horrible is right though, someone else to do the scrubbing is best. You can get *much* more drunk if you don't need the coordination to dress the wounds yourself. Girlfriends are even better since they have ways to take your mind off the pain.
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ow by Ray of Light 05/14/2005, 6:21am PDT NEW
    This is what girlfriends are for by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 05/14/2005, 2:42pm PDT NEW
    Re: ow by Universal Plan B 05/14/2005, 8:42pm PDT NEW
        Re: ow by Ray of Light 05/15/2005, 5:21am PDT NEW
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                The many faces of Horrible Bob Cube by Choson 05/15/2005, 4:58pm PDT NEW
                    I'm trying to make 'Zantar the Gelatinous Cube' catch on. It ain't working. NT by Fussbett 05/15/2005, 6:41pm PDT NEW
                        Haha SCTV by I need clarification 05/15/2005, 11:25pm PDT NEW
                            Wayne's World. :( NT by Creexul :( 05/15/2005, 11:54pm PDT NEW
                        Maybe we need a forum for it!!!!!!! NT by Entropy Stew 05/16/2005, 10:48am PDT NEW
                    The beauty part is, there IS no next level. >:) by Bill Murray's Brother, Brian Doyle- 05/15/2005, 7:14pm PDT NEW
                    Re: The many faces of Horrible Bob Cube by Ray of Light 05/15/2005, 8:40pm PDT NEW
                Re: AIMED by Ray of Light 05/16/2005, 11:07am PDT NEW
                    Holy shit NT by McMoo the Anti-Drug Cow 05/17/2005, 8:56am PDT NEW
 
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