Zseni wrote:

Once Umberto emailed me to tell me that he re-reads his own posts all the time to titter over how clever they are. The weirdest part was that he was trying to play it like he was a really funny comedy guy and also a grovelling vulnerable victim. Actually the weirdest part was that a human being would tell another human being something like that.

Also, Umberto writes 30-page-long emails that are boring. But he only writes that much to girls, because no man would stand for it. Veronica also talked to me once about how boring Umberto's emails are! Back when veronica was still talking to me.

I have more Umberto stories! (He sucks a lot.)