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| Creexul Megalog ABRIDGED (plus commentary) by Fussbett 07/23/2003, 1:40am PDT | ||||
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| Sanitario666: My favourite part is where INC is breaking on ES and SB relentlessly and you're carving on SB's bi-polarism.
Jhoh Cable: Hhrewrhewhrewewhrew yes. Jhoh Cable: Because that never gets old. Sanitario666: I think I'm going to edit that log so that it's only the good stuff. Jhoh Cable: Okay. Jhoh Cable: If that's even possible. >:( Jhoh Cable: Edit = ruin. Sanitario666: Abridged. For people on a time budget. Jhoh Cable: At least I did most of the HTML for you already. Jhoh Cable: Okay. Jhoh Cable: And spend five entire minutes! Jhoh Cable: Perhaps the short version will convince them to read the whole thing. Sanitario666: Exactly. If they get hooked on the short version, they can hop up the thread and read the director's cut. Jhoh Cable: Cool! Jhoh Cable: Now this sounds totally fuckin awesome to me. Sanitario666: That log is NOT funny. But that at the very end where you talk about SB it's great. Sanitario666: Creexul is hilarious at the end. And you're burning ES and SB without remorse. INC: god, I barely remember it - reading now INC: the theory was posting it would make it funny Sanitario666: Creexul doesn't tidy up, so it's a slog for someone who wasn't there. INC: yeah, I can't imagine anyone reading this INC: I think Creex loves this log INC: Caltrops is the weirdest message board now Sanitario666: In better ways. Sanitario666: Because "normal message board" = inherently SHIT INC: AIM logs commenting on other AIM logs INC: that's great INC: people are gonna hate all three of us now INC: god, this is awful - we're just typing Van Halen lyrics back and forth THE ABRIDGED CREEXUL/INC MEGALOGJhoh Cable (12:58:30 AM): What happened to Zseni by the way? INC (12:58:39 AM): what happened how? INC (12:58:45 AM): she stopped IMing me when she was banned Jhoh Cable (12:58:48 AM): Same here. Jhoh Cable (12:58:46 AM): I don't talk to her anymore. :( INC (12:58:58 AM): I tried once and she gave me a lot of shit and then stopped Jhoh Cable (12:59:01 AM): In retrospect I'm probably better off not getting banned with her. INC (12:59:03 AM): I thought you guys still chatted Jhoh Cable (12:59:06 AM): Nope. I tried talking to her a few times since she was banned. Jhoh Cable (12:59:25 AM): She's still on AIM apparently, but. Jhoh Cable (12:59:31 AM): I think she's crazy too anyway. Jhoh Cable (12:59:34 AM): As is SB. Jhoh Cable (12:59:38 AM): They should get married. Jhoh Cable (12:59:48 AM): Then veronica can blow me. Jhoh Cable (12:59:57 AM): Then I will throw her a towel and say NOW GET OUT HONEY Jhoh Cable (12:59:59 AM): The end. :) INC (1:00:16 AM): That was nice, now you should be going INC (1:00:31 AM): she is crazy, though, you're right Jhoh Cable (1:00:36 AM): Zseni? INC (1:00:44 AM): yeah - like all women Jhoh Cable (1:00:46 AM): Since she was the only chick I said was crazy. :( Jhoh Cable (1:00:54 AM): I feel sorry for veronica. INC (1:01:04 AM): Yeah, me too - who has that low of self esteem? Jhoh Cable (1:01:08 AM): It must be scary to blow a guy who's sweating and drooling and waving a machete around the apartment. Jhoh Cable (1:01:16 AM): Scary and challanging. INC (1:01:31 AM): and never ever leaves Jhoh Cable (1:01:31 AM): I should write a fanfic about that. :) Jhoh Cable (1:01:39 AM): I wonder if she's huge fat. INC (1:01:42 AM): we should start an SB and V fanfic board INC (1:01:46 AM): she's old Jhoh Cable (1:01:48 AM): That would be great. Jhoh Cable (1:01:50 AM): Omg. Jhoh Cable (1:01:54 AM): Is she like 40? Jhoh Cable (1:02:06 AM): Women should not be allowed to be that old. >:( INC (1:02:48 AM): no, I think she's in her 30s INC (1:02:51 AM): but he's like 22 Jhoh Cable (1:03:28 AM): Gross. Jhoh Cable (1:03:31 AM): I could PUKE Jhoh Cable (1:03:42 AM): But if she is 30 that means she has a lot of good experience suckin huge cocks. Jhoh Cable (1:03:51 AM): DOES SHE HAVE A LOT OF BALL SAVVY? Jhoh Cable (1:03:58 AM): IS SHE WELL STEEPED IN NUT KNOWLEDGE? INC (1:04:22 AM): she knows her way around the crotchal area Jhoh Cable (1:04:29 AM): HOT INC (1:04:35 AM): do you think they have to secretly trade off days who gets to be the bipolar one Jhoh Cable (1:04:48 AM): I don't know. I think they take any day they can get. INC (1:04:53 AM): like they know they both can't be crazy on the same day or no one will ordered the pizza Jhoh Cable (1:04:55 AM): They're cycling so rapidly. INC (1:05:11 AM): so, like, if SB is crazy tonight, that means he has to stop pretending to be crazy tomorrow so she can pretend? Jhoh Cable (1:05:18 AM): I wonder if he puts some of the meds in his dick so she has to suck them out. INC (1:05:21 AM): they never say it out loud, but it's the silent agreement Jhoh Cable (1:05:33 AM): They're probably crazy because a doctor told him he is. Jhoh Cable (1:05:40 AM): Perhaps he is not for real crazy but just dumb. :) INC (1:06:40 AM): I think he loves being crazy. it's the greatest thing that ever happened to him Jhoh Cable (1:07:07 AM): PLUS BLOWJOBS FROM SEXY SEXY veronica. Jhoh Cable (1:07:51 AM): They love each other at least half of the time. Jhoh Cable (1:07:57 AM): Perhaps when they are both not crazy. Jhoh Cable (1:08:01 AM): Or maybe when they both are, I dunno! Jhoh Cable (1:08:44 AM): I remember a few months ago I was like WE SHOULD JUST LEAVE CALTROPS AND MAKE OUR OWN PLACE AND IT'LL BE BETTER Jhoh Cable (1:08:50 AM): But now I'm like, why did I care? :( Jhoh Cable (1:08:55 AM): It is sad that I did I think. INC (1:09:20 AM): yeah, I was mad when Zensi self destructed, but then I was like, "eh" Jhoh Cable (1:09:36 AM): I think I was worried that SB was going to turn Caltrops into a totally lame gay faggy place that would just suck horribly. INC (1:09:43 AM): Aerosmith is the best at riffs, next to Angus Young. I listened to that fucking song once, and now it's stuck in my head Jhoh Cable (1:09:49 AM): OG Jhoh Cable (1:09:51 AM): omg Jhoh Cable (1:09:54 AM): What song? :( INC (1:09:58 AM): Draw the LIne INC (1:10:12 AM): I thought SB was going to use Caltrops as one big anti-#GA site Jhoh Cable (1:10:21 AM): That would suck. Jhoh Cable (1:10:32 AM): It seemed like he would do something like that. Jhoh Cable (1:10:41 AM): He would just put in all these new extremely bipolar rules. Jhoh Cable (1:10:56 AM): One of them would be that everyone would have to take the same meds he does, and then be interested when he talks about them, or else they would be banned. INC (1:11:59 AM): he and ES seem to be having a competition for least interesting posts Jhoh Cable (1:12:18 AM): Well I think SB is winning. :( Jhoh Cable (1:12:28 AM): Sometimes ES will have an interesting one-line post. Jhoh Cable (1:12:37 AM): Mostly because it's one-line and therefore can't build up enough steam to become really boring. Jhoh Cable (1:13:57 AM): My long posts are all great of course. INC (1:14:00 AM): yes Jhoh Cable (1:14:04 AM): They are more interesting than my one-line posts. Jhoh Cable (1:14:06 AM): And they're great. All my posts are great. INC (1:14:11 AM): your best post of all time came during the big Zseni meltdown Jhoh Cable (1:14:22 AM): Okay. Jhoh Cable (1:14:24 AM): .............AND/ ????? INC (1:14:31 AM): when BDR told you to just leave already if you didn;t like it INC (1:14:35 AM): your response: INC (1:14:44 AM): NO ^_____________________^ Jhoh Cable (1:14:46 AM): Hrhwehrehwhewrh. INC (1:14:52 AM): perfect answer Jhoh Cable (1:14:59 AM): The underscores exponentially make the post better. Jhoh Cable (1:15:01 AM): With each underscore. INC (1:15:02 AM): perfect finish - fatality Jhoh Cable (1:15:17 AM): Those were usually my big comebacks on OMM too when people would get pissed off at me. Jhoh Cable (1:15:23 AM): Any time someone was like WHY DON'T YOU SHUT UP Jhoh Cable (1:15:28 AM): And then I would be like, No! :) INC (1:17:04 AM): it's the perfect answer. plus it shows them how fucking ridiculous they are Jhoh Cable (1:17:24 AM): Yes. Jhoh Cable (1:17:26 AM): They write a book. Jhoh Cable (1:17:32 AM): Then I quote the entire thing and just reply with: Jhoh Cable (1:17:33 AM): No. Jhoh Cable (1:17:45 AM): The polite "no" like in an MST3K episode. Jhoh Cable (1:18:00 AM): Where the dorky kid is like CAN I GET THE NUMBER FOR A MIKE PIPPER IN EAGLEPANT? Jhoh Cable (1:18:08 AM): And then Mike as the operator sez: "No! ^_^" INC (1:18:36 AM): haha Jhoh Cable (1:19:30 AM): An even better reply is: Jhoh Cable (1:19:34 AM): On the contrary: no. Jhoh Cable (1:19:39 AM): Or on the contrary: you're dumb. INC (1:20:18 AM): I beg to differ: you're an idiot Jhoh Cable (1:20:32 AM): Hhrwehrew. Jhoh Cable (1:20:46 AM): "On the contrary" is theoretically the greatest response to any argument though. Jhoh Cable (1:20:59 AM): Because it's like they say something, and then you say, "actually, the exact opposite!" INC (1:21:19 AM): Lizard_King likes "Look in the mirror HURR!" Jhoh Cable (1:21:25 AM): HRYRUYRHLO Jhoh Cable (1:21:33 AM): I don't read many of his posts. :( INC (1:21:49 AM): I think SB must hate you so much Jhoh Cable (1:22:10 AM): On the contrary! Jhoh Cable (1:22:12 AM): He does. :( Jhoh Cable (1:22:18 AM): Because he's crazy, of course. Jhoh Cable (1:26:01 AM): start2crate (1:25:35 AM): japanese movies: superior Jhoh Cable (1:25:54 AM): On the contrary: they aren't. INC (1:32:08 AM): we have harassment training later this week :( INC (1:32:20 AM): they'll probably send some little bitch who thinks she's smarter than me Jhoh Cable (1:32:29 AM): >:( Jhoh Cable (1:32:35 AM): Training you to harass people? Jhoh Cable (1:32:48 AM): Caltrops is all the training you need. INC (1:33:23 AM): I dunno, I plan on sleeping and then waking up and going "WHAT, BITCH?!" INC (1:33:28 AM): I hope I pass Jhoh Cable (1:34:25 AM): SUCK IT HONEY INC (1:35:21 AM): "LICK MY NUTSACK.... SENSITIVELY!" INC (1:35:27 AM): that's sensitivity training Jhoh Cable (1:36:53 AM): AND SEXY  |
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