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| RECORD BREAKING LOG POST (IT'S HUGE) by Flurgendorf J. Creexul 07/23/2003, 12:47am PDT | ||||
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| Jhoh Cable (12:06:19 AM): http://www.voodoomoose.com/ikon/ikonboard.cgi?s=fd5caa0400ad508605b8a95422781536;act=ST;f=3;t=874;st=0;r=1;&
INC (12:08:41 AM): what is that, a fish? Jhoh Cable (12:08:48 AM): ;-; Jhoh Cable (12:08:49 AM): What is what? INC (12:08:55 AM): what did you link me to? INC (12:08:58 AM): an animating icon? Jhoh Cable (12:08:58 AM): Oh wait. Jhoh Cable (12:09:01 AM): No. :( Jhoh Cable (12:09:07 AM): Do you have to be registered to read the boards? INC (12:10:16 AM): no, I can read it INC (12:10:21 AM): what is this about? Xenosaga? Jhoh Cable (12:10:31 AM): Yes. INC (12:10:37 AM): oh Jhoh Cable (12:10:37 AM): I posted there. >:O INC (12:11:04 AM): haha, now I get it INC (12:11:12 AM): I forgot you're nepchewn INC (12:11:15 AM): your nicks baffle me Jhoh Cable (12:11:40 AM): YES Jhoh Cable (12:11:45 AM): I have a bunch and that one is old. ;( Jhoh Cable (12:11:46 AM): :( INC (12:11:50 AM): Where did Creexul come from? Jhoh Cable (12:12:02 AM): I made that up a few years ago. :( Jhoh Cable (12:12:06 AM): It's just a word I made up. INC (12:12:15 AM): I like it :/ Jhoh Cable (12:12:17 AM): It was originally the title of an anti-fanfic fanfic series. Jhoh Cable (12:12:28 AM): I wrote fanfics to fight the idea of fanfiction. :) Jhoh Cable (12:12:41 AM): http://tenebrae.sourceforge.net/ INC (12:13:13 AM): Verdict: eh http://tenebrae.sourceforge.net/shots8/quake00005.jpg INC (12:13:56 AM): !!!! :( http://www.bf1982.com/ INC (12:14:57 AM): I like the end of "Closer to the Heart" by Rush, just before it fades out Geddy Lee goes, "WhoaaaaAHohahohaaAAAAH!" INC (12:15:29 AM): The engineer was frantically trying to turn the volume down before his head exploded Jhoh Cable (12:18:27 AM): WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Jhoh Cable (12:18:30 AM): HE'S GREAT INC (12:18:38 AM): yeah, he's something else Jhoh Cable (12:18:55 AM): Hruewurewhe nice BF1942 mod. Jhoh Cable (12:18:57 AM): Is that out yet? INC (12:19:00 AM): no INC (12:19:00 AM): but INC (12:19:02 AM): WHY? Jhoh Cable (12:19:09 AM): That looks totally swee. INC (12:19:10 AM): it's bringing back bad memories for me Jhoh Cable (12:19:13 AM): NO INC (12:19:16 AM): yeah Jhoh Cable (12:19:24 AM): Okay. INC (12:19:31 AM): the old team and I have been emailing each other tiday - we're bewildered Jhoh Cable (12:19:34 AM): Philosphers and plowmen. INC (12:19:36 AM): tiday = today INC (12:19:41 AM): each must do his part Jhoh Cable (12:19:42 AM): Tiddy. Jhoh Cable (12:20:01 AM): So you're e-mailing each other then. Jhoh Cable (12:20:02 AM): Grea.t Jhoh Cable (12:20:03 AM): fds INC (12:20:11 AM): it's at the very end INC (12:20:17 AM): WHOOAAAAAOOOOOHHHAAAAAAAHHH! Jhoh Cable (12:20:29 AM): WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHIT INC (12:20:35 AM): Take 2 Jhoh Cable (12:21:21 AM): He turned into David Lee Roth. Jhoh Cable (12:21:25 AM): HA, HA, HAAAAAAAOOOOOOOWWWWWWWA INC (12:21:28 AM): I like when he funks out during the guitar solo Jhoh Cable (12:21:42 AM): Just like in "Hey Jude" when Paul McCartney turned into Steven Tyler. INC (12:21:44 AM): Ain't talkin bout love! INC (12:21:48 AM): yeah, exactly INC (12:22:12 AM): And I see her, from aCROSS the room, yes it's love in the third degree... Jhoh Cable (12:23:04 AM): HAAAAAAAY Jhoh Cable (12:23:15 AM): Oooo baybuh baybuh. Jhoh Cable (12:23:17 AM): OOOOOOO INC (12:23:36 AM): All my flavahs are GUARanteed to satis-uh-fyuyyyyy Jhoh Cable (12:23:47 AM): AOWOWOWOWWWWWWW Jhoh Cable (12:24:17 AM): Of course Slammy Gaygar sucked. :( Jhoh Cable (12:24:23 AM): Sucked the fun out of the band with his aliens and Pepsi. INC (12:24:34 AM): Oooh baby baby CMON take a chance now you're old enough to dance.... OOOOOOOOOOH! Jhoh Cable (12:24:40 AM): Daaaaaaaants. INC (12:24:41 AM): he sucked like a tornado Jhoh Cable (12:24:48 AM): Right from the sky. Jhoh Cable (12:25:05 AM): Drinking the sky right from the fucking bottle, and then not even caring. INC (12:25:17 AM): He's Cabo Wabo Crazy INC (12:25:24 AM): from the heat Jhoh Cable (12:25:34 AM): =VH= stole the "Ain't Talkin Bowt Love" riff from that one 2 Live Crew song. INC (12:26:06 AM): I thought it was Tone Loc Jhoh Cable (12:26:10 AM): Oh yeah. INC (12:26:15 AM): he gets paid to do the Wild Thing Jhoh Cable (12:26:20 AM): HE ROCKS INC (12:26:27 AM): I can't wait for his next album Jhoh Cable (12:26:28 AM): He made the song considerably less depressing. Jhoh Cable (12:26:31 AM): Bonnie Tyler - Total Eclipse Of The Heart.mp3 INC (12:26:42 AM): he should do a duet with Van Halen, just like Run DMC did with Aerosmith Jhoh Cable (12:26:54 AM): My luv is rotten to the cowwaa. INC (12:27:01 AM): Bonnie Tyler = female Meat Loaf Jhoh Cable (12:27:05 AM): SHE ROCKS INC (12:27:10 AM): same SONGWRITER!!! Jhoh Cable (12:27:12 AM): She was not in Fight Club though. INC (12:27:22 AM): true, but she does have breastsa Jhoh Cable (12:27:26 AM): Figures someone would've written this song for her. :( Jhoh Cable (12:27:29 AM): Bitch tits. Jhoh Cable (12:27:33 AM): BITCH INC (12:27:38 AM): yeah, the same guy who writes all of Meat Loafs songs INC (12:27:42 AM): or the ones anyone has heard of Jhoh Cable (12:27:54 AM): Sean Cullen. INC (12:28:04 AM): I think for a while she was the female Rod Stewart until Rod Stewart said HE was the female Rod Stewart so she became the female Meat Loaf INC (12:28:10 AM): Jim something Jhoh Cable (12:28:16 AM): She was muscled out of her own game. Jhoh Cable (12:28:24 AM): With her one song. Jhoh Cable (12:28:31 AM): Gay early 80s elevator shit. INC (12:28:35 AM): wasn't she holding on for a hero, too? Jhoh Cable (12:28:39 AM): I have no idea. Jhoh Cable (12:28:47 AM): Ain't gonna talk about love. :( INC (12:28:57 AM): Robert Plant - Big Log.mp3 Jhoh Cable (12:29:01 AM): Jsoh has that. INC (12:29:08 AM): I used to love this song Jhoh Cable (12:29:12 AM): WHAT IS THIS SONG ABOUT RLOF Jhoh Cable (12:29:16 AM): Isn't like a moody echoy song? INC (12:29:17 AM): who the fuck knows INC (12:29:18 AM): yeah Jhoh Cable (12:29:26 AM): It sucks just like Led Zeppelin sucked. >:( INC (12:29:34 AM): minus the rest of the band Jhoh Cable (12:29:52 AM): It was sad hearing him try to do an old Zep song on one of his solo hits. Jhoh Cable (12:29:58 AM): And it's like, the voice just isn't getting there. :( INC (12:30:12 AM): yeah, I went to one of his concerts once, in the 80s INC (12:30:14 AM): it was bad Jhoh Cable (12:30:18 AM): Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listenin to the sound of my tears. ;-; INC (12:30:19 AM): Cheap Trick opened, even INC (12:30:25 AM): haha Jhoh Cable (12:30:25 AM): That could've been the title if Meatloaf did the song. Jhoh Cable (12:30:44 AM): I feel sorry for any dude in a Cheap Trick concert. INC (12:30:46 AM): "The Sound of My Tears" INC (12:30:51 AM): that was me INC (12:31:00 AM): I bought a t-shirt, as I recall Jhoh Cable (12:31:06 AM): No, it would be "Every Now and Then I Get a Little Bit Tired (of Listenin to the Sound of my Tears)." INC (12:31:12 AM): haha Jhoh Cable (12:31:42 AM): Or the entire lyrics sheet would be the title. Jhoh Cable (12:31:50 AM): I think I'd rather hear Meat Loaf sing this. :( INC (12:31:55 AM): and he would have that same chick in the white pantsuit singing with him Jhoh Cable (12:31:58 AM): Gross. INC (12:32:09 AM): what is that guy's name, Jim something who writes all his songs Jhoh Cable (12:32:11 AM): Like that chick from Giant Spider Invasion. Jhoh Cable (12:32:15 AM): I don't know. Jhoh Cable (12:32:23 AM): I know that Sean Cullen can pull better songs out of his ass. INC (12:32:28 AM): Jim Steinman Jhoh Cable (12:32:30 AM): Oayk. Jhoh Cable (12:32:38 AM): That even sounds vaguely familiar. ;-; INC (12:32:53 AM): I don't know Sean cullen Jhoh Cable (12:33:00 AM): Look for one of his songs. :) Jhoh Cable (12:33:03 AM): Sean Cullen - Porn Jhoh Cable (12:33:07 AM): Or Sean Cullen - Meat Loaf Jhoh Cable (12:33:13 AM): He out-Meat Loafs Meat Loaf. INC (12:33:16 AM): "In all of us there is a lawless side like a wild beast, that peers out during sleep..." - Jim Steinman Jhoh Cable (12:33:22 AM): He does a song about camping and cottage cheese or something. INC (12:33:32 AM): Does it get better than this? http://www.jimsteinman.com/ Jhoh Cable (12:33:33 AM): A lawless side with huge tits. Jhoh Cable (12:33:41 AM): WOW!!!!!!!!!! Jhoh Cable (12:33:48 AM): Weird statues and shit. INC (12:33:58 AM): he has an academy for hte arts!! INC (12:34:08 AM): or society, anyway Jhoh Cable (12:34:12 AM): Loving You's A Dirty Job (But Somebody's Gotta Do It) INC (12:34:19 AM): exactly INC (12:34:30 AM): It sounds like he wrote "In Dreams" for Sammy Jhoh Cable (12:34:43 AM): UGH Jhoh Cable (12:34:50 AM): Gay gay gay gay gay. Jhoh Cable (12:34:51 AM): AC-DC - Thunderstruck (live).mp3 Jhoh Cable (12:34:55 AM): Here is a much better song. :) INC (12:34:59 AM): every song has dream in it Jhoh Cable (12:35:01 AM): Yes. Jhoh Cable (12:35:06 AM): Dream Tornados. INC (12:35:07 AM): I've got a dream 'bout a boy in a castle And he's dancing like a cat on the stairs He's got the fire of a prince in his eyes And the thunder of a drum in his ears -Tonight Is What It Means To Be Young Jhoh Cable (12:35:12 AM): A dream. Jhoh Cable (12:35:16 AM): Dream of a dream. INC (12:35:18 AM): Tonight is What It Means (To Be Young) Jhoh Cable (12:35:21 AM): (Dream) INC (12:35:27 AM): Dr(eam) Jhoh Cable (12:35:30 AM): Hrhewhrwherhw. INC (12:35:35 AM): Dr.(Eam) Jhoh Cable (12:35:42 AM): DREAMS ARE JUST REAMS WITH A D INC (12:35:59 AM): Dreams Are Nightmares (Times Negative One) Jhoh Cable (12:36:00 AM): Me Dar. Jhoh Cable (12:36:04 AM): Hrhewhrewhrwhre. Jhoh Cable (12:36:25 AM): Marde. Jhoh Cable (12:36:48 AM): Ma Der. INC (12:37:00 AM): holy shit: INC (12:37:01 AM): And I never really sleep anymore And I always get those dangerous dreams And I never get a minute of peace And I gotta wonder what it means - It Just Won't Quit Jhoh Cable (12:37:10 AM): Dreams dreams and dreams and nightmares + dreams. INC (12:37:17 AM): It (Just) Won't (Quit) Jhoh Cable (12:37:20 AM): Hhrhwerhwe. INC (12:37:26 AM): he loves dreams INC (12:37:33 AM): Van Halen - Little Dreamer.mp3 INC (12:37:38 AM): Shaaaaaaaaaaaaa Jhoh Cable (12:38:02 AM): AAAAAAAAOW INC (12:38:05 AM): THE LORD OF EXCESS He is a master sculptor of music and lyrics which are notable for their imagery, grace, lucidity and aptness of phrase. Jhoh Cable (12:38:07 AM): Spooky song. INC (12:38:09 AM): And DREAMS! Jhoh Cable (12:38:11 AM): AND GAYNESS Jhoh Cable (12:38:15 AM): The Doors - The Unknown Soldier.mp3 INC (12:38:16 AM): yeah, I love this song Jhoh Cable (12:38:22 AM): Chelevision, children fed. INC (12:38:51 AM): Oooooooh, a Little Dreamerrrrrrr YEAHEEEEEYEAAAHHHH! Jhoh Cable (12:38:57 AM): A dude once told me that he didn't like bands with plural names. Jhoh Cable (12:39:00 AM): And I said WHAT ABOUT THE DOOR? Jhoh Cable (12:39:02 AM): OR BEATLE? Jhoh Cable (12:39:05 AM): OR THE ROLLING STONE? INC (12:39:18 AM): what about Whitesnakes? Jhoh Cable (12:39:21 AM): THEY SUCK Jhoh Cable (12:39:29 AM): Make a gravy for the unknown soldier. ;-; Jhoh Cable (12:39:34 AM): It is not so sad. Jhoh Cable (12:39:37 AM): It's just gravy. INC (12:40:02 AM): Dreaming dreams of a little dreamer (oooh) http://www.jimsteinman.com/tanzjim1.jpg Jhoh Cable (12:40:18 AM): WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE A FAT FAG? INC (12:40:21 AM): that skull looks miserable to be on his shirt Jhoh Cable (12:40:36 AM): Yes. Jhoh Cable (12:40:45 AM): The Miserable Misfits. INC (12:40:48 AM): objects in the JPEG may appear closer (than they are) Jhoh Cable (12:40:50 AM): They changed their name after seeing that pic. :( Jhoh Cable (12:41:13 AM): ACDC Heatseeker Live.mp3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jhoh Cable (12:41:15 AM): NOW IT IS TIME TO ROCK INC (12:41:25 AM): KICK OUT THE JAMS MUDDAFUCKAS!! Jhoh Cable (12:42:00 AM): Even the most played out AC/DC song becomes interesting again when I imagine the characters from Evangelion performing them. :( Jhoh Cable (12:42:18 AM): I think Asuka would play Brian Johnson and then Rei would be Angus. Jhoh Cable (12:42:21 AM): AN GUS INC (12:43:02 AM): I don't know Evangelion except I think they used some of their stuff in a Pixies video once INC (12:43:07 AM): I don't know anything about anime Jhoh Cable (12:43:10 AM): Too bad! Jhoh Cable (12:43:14 AM): Evangelion is like really boring. Jhoh Cable (12:43:16 AM): At first. Jhoh Cable (12:43:27 AM): Then it gets interesting, then a little more interesting, then it ends really boringly again. Jhoh Cable (12:43:33 AM): So it like bookends itself with boringness. Jhoh Cable (12:43:54 AM): It's very popular though because it's the first anime that came the closest to not sucking all the way through. INC (12:44:25 AM): people kept giving anime a chance until they liked it Jhoh Cable (12:44:40 AM): It is kind of interesting in the way that it starts off not nearly ambitious enough (boring), starts to get ambitious (and interesting), then too ambitious (and boring again). Jhoh Cable (12:44:51 AM): That's too many chances for anime. :( INC (12:45:51 AM): Aerosmith - Draw The Line.mp3 INC (12:45:58 AM): actually, I don't have it, I'm going searching for it Jhoh Cable (12:45:59 AM): TEH Jhoh Cable (12:46:01 AM): Oayk. INC (12:46:26 AM): Draw the line Remix??? WTF? INC (12:46:43 AM): I'm not listening to that shit Jhoh Cable (12:46:49 AM): NO!!!!!!!!!! Jhoh Cable (12:46:52 AM): That's awful. INC (12:47:05 AM): I'm not even downloading it INC (12:47:10 AM): who thought that was a good idea? INC (12:47:14 AM): Steven Tyler? Jhoh Cable (12:47:14 AM): A fag. Jhoh Cable (12:47:17 AM): Well yes. INC (12:47:22 AM): Puffy Daddy? INC (12:47:25 AM): oh Jhoh Cable (12:47:26 AM): Puek. Jhoh Cable (12:47:56 AM): Look for Sean Cullen - Porn Jhoh Cable (12:47:58 AM): . INC (12:48:01 AM): okay Jhoh Cable (12:48:04 AM): While you are at it! INC (12:48:33 AM): you've got a friend in porn Jhoh Cable (12:48:38 AM): YAY Jhoh Cable (12:48:46 AM): Very inspirational, like a Meat Loaf song. Jhoh Cable (12:48:51 AM): It is spiritually uplifting. INC (12:49:02 AM): 50 minutes?? INC (12:49:05 AM): I'll grab it later INC (12:49:07 AM): they watch us here Jhoh Cable (12:49:57 AM): Omg. Jhoh Cable (12:50:03 AM): Okay then. Jhoh Cable (12:50:18 AM): The song is only like 2 minutes long. :( Jhoh Cable (12:50:26 AM): So it should only take like 5 minute max to donwload. Jhoh Cable (12:50:28 AM): That should be the rule. Jhoh Cable (12:50:47 AM): People who have bandwidth so choked off that they can't fire off songs faster than that should be banned from the internet. Jhoh Cable (12:51:00 AM): It's all people downloading like 100 songs at once at 0.01kbps. INC (12:51:06 AM): yeah, it sucks Jhoh Cable (12:51:12 AM): They should be exterminated. INC (12:51:25 AM): she's singing "dance all night, and wrong all the right out of me" Jhoh Cable (12:51:34 AM): HOT INC (12:51:36 AM): Steven Tyler's lyrics never make any sense, but they kinda do Jhoh Cable (12:51:50 AM): They are always about chicks doing things to guys that are hot. Jhoh Cable (12:51:54 AM): But yet do not make any sense. INC (12:53:05 AM): yeah, as long as it rhymes, I guess Jhoh Cable (12:53:13 AM): I think that's his main priority. INC (12:55:38 AM): that and banging hot chicks and having hot daughters Jhoh Cable (12:55:46 AM): Or sort of okay daughters. INC (12:56:41 AM): I think there's another one Jhoh Cable (12:56:47 AM): Who is hot? INC (12:57:38 AM): Also okay http://www.geocities.com/steventylerfamily/tyler_family_037.JPG Jhoh Cable (12:57:49 AM): THEY ARE KIND OF HOT THERE INC (12:58:06 AM): HOW MUCH FOR THE LITTLE GIRLS? Jhoh Cable (12:58:10 AM): A DOLLAR INC (12:58:14 AM): Your daughter... how much for your daughter? Jhoh Cable (12:58:24 AM): WHATEVER THAT IS IT SOUNDS SEXY Jhoh Cable (12:58:25 AM): MMMMM Jhoh Cable (12:58:30 AM): What happened to zseni by the way? INC (12:58:39 AM): what happened how? INC (12:58:45 AM): she stopped IMing me when she was banned Jhoh Cable (12:58:46 AM): I don't talk to her anymore. :( Jhoh Cable (12:58:48 AM): Same here. INC (12:58:58 AM): I tried once and she gave me a lot of shit and then stopped Jhoh Cable (12:59:01 AM): In retrospect I'm probably better off not getting banned with her. INC (12:59:03 AM): I thought you guys still chatted Jhoh Cable (12:59:06 AM): Nope. Jhoh Cable (12:59:17 AM): I tried talking to her a few times since she was banned. Jhoh Cable (12:59:25 AM): She's still on AIM apparently, but. Jhoh Cable (12:59:31 AM): I think she's crazy too anyway. Jhoh Cable (12:59:34 AM): As is SB. Jhoh Cable (12:59:38 AM): They should get married. Jhoh Cable (12:59:48 AM): Then veronica can blow me. Jhoh Cable (12:59:57 AM): Then I will throw her a towel and say NOW GET OUT HONEY Jhoh Cable (12:59:59 AM): The end. :) INC (1:00:16 AM): That was nice, now you should be going INC (1:00:31 AM): she is crazy, though, you're right Jhoh Cable (1:00:36 AM): Zseni? INC (1:00:44 AM): yeah - like all women Jhoh Cable (1:00:46 AM): Since she was the only chick I said was crazy. :( Jhoh Cable (1:00:54 AM): I feel sorry for veronica. INC (1:01:04 AM): Yeah, me too - who has that low of self esteem? Jhoh Cable (1:01:08 AM): It must be scary to blow a guy who's sweating and drooling and waving a machete around the apartment. Jhoh Cable (1:01:16 AM): Scary and challanging. INC (1:01:31 AM): and never ever leaves Jhoh Cable (1:01:31 AM): I should write a fanfic about that. :) Jhoh Cable (1:01:39 AM): I wonder if she's huge fat. INC (1:01:42 AM): we should start an SB and V fanfic board INC (1:01:46 AM): she's old Jhoh Cable (1:01:48 AM): That would be great. Jhoh Cable (1:01:50 AM): Omg. Jhoh Cable (1:01:54 AM): Is she like 40? Jhoh Cable (1:02:06 AM): Women should not be allowed to be that old. >:( INC (1:02:48 AM): no, I think she's in her 30s INC (1:02:51 AM): but he's like 22 Jhoh Cable (1:03:28 AM): Gross. Jhoh Cable (1:03:31 AM): I could PUKE Jhoh Cable (1:03:42 AM): But if she is 30 that means she has a lot of good experience suckin huge cocks. Jhoh Cable (1:03:51 AM): DOES SHE HAVE A LOT OF BALL SAVVY? Jhoh Cable (1:03:58 AM): IS SHE WELL STEEPED IN NUT KNOWLEDGE? INC (1:04:22 AM): she knows her way around the crotchal area Jhoh Cable (1:04:29 AM): HOT Jhoh Cable (1:04:34 AM): Harry Nilsson - Jump Into The Fire.mp3 Here's a great song about helicopters. INC (1:04:35 AM): do you think they have to secretly trade off days who gets to be the bipolar one Jhoh Cable (1:04:43 AM): Just like how Sammy writes about wifebeating tornados. Jhoh Cable (1:04:48 AM): I don't know. Jhoh Cable (1:04:51 AM): I think they take any day they can get. INC (1:04:53 AM): like they know they both can't be crazy on the same day or no one will ordered the pizza Jhoh Cable (1:04:55 AM): They're cycling so rapidly. INC (1:05:11 AM): so, like, if SB is crazy tonight, that means he has to stop pretending to be crazy tomorrow so she can pretend? Jhoh Cable (1:05:18 AM): I wonder if he puts some of the meds in his dick so she has to suck them out. INC (1:05:21 AM): they never say it out loud, but it's the silent agreement Jhoh Cable (1:05:33 AM): They're probably crazy because a doctor told him he is. Jhoh Cable (1:05:40 AM): Perhaps he is not for real crazy but just dumb. :) INC (1:06:40 AM): I think he loves being crazy INC (1:06:47 AM): it's the greatest thing that ever happened to him Jhoh Cable (1:07:07 AM): PLUS BLOWJOBS FROM SEXY SEXY veronica. Jhoh Cable (1:07:51 AM): They love each other at least half of the time. Jhoh Cable (1:07:57 AM): Perhaps when they are both not crazy. Jhoh Cable (1:08:01 AM): Or maybe when they both are, I dunno! Jhoh Cable (1:08:44 AM): I remember a few months ago I was like WE SHOULD JUST LEAVE CALTROPS AND MAKE OUR OWN PLACE AND IT'LL BE BETTER Jhoh Cable (1:08:50 AM): But now I'm like, why did I care? :( Jhoh Cable (1:08:55 AM): It is sad that I did I think. INC (1:09:20 AM): yeah, I was mad when Zensi self destructed, but then I was like, "eh" Jhoh Cable (1:09:36 AM): I think I was worried that SB was going to turn Caltrops into a totally lame gay faggy place that would just suck horribly. INC (1:09:43 AM): Aerosmith is the best at riffs, next to Angus Young. I listened to that fucking song once, and now it's stuck in my head Jhoh Cable (1:09:49 AM): OG Jhoh Cable (1:09:51 AM): omg Jhoh Cable (1:09:54 AM): What song? :( INC (1:09:58 AM): Draw the LIne INC (1:10:12 AM): I thought SB was going to use Caltrops as one big anti-#GA site Jhoh Cable (1:10:21 AM): That would suck. Jhoh Cable (1:10:32 AM): It seemed like he would do something like that. Jhoh Cable (1:10:41 AM): He would just put in all these new extremely bipolar rules. Jhoh Cable (1:10:56 AM): One of them would be that everyone would have to take the same meds he does, and then be interested when he talks about them, or else they would be banned. INC (1:11:59 AM): he and ES seem to be having a competition for least interesting posts Jhoh Cable (1:12:18 AM): Well I think SB is winning. :( Jhoh Cable (1:12:28 AM): Sometimes ES will have an interesting one-line post. Jhoh Cable (1:12:37 AM): Mostly because it's one-line and therefore can't build up enough steam to become really boring. Jhoh Cable (1:13:57 AM): My long posts are all great of course. INC (1:14:00 AM): yes Jhoh Cable (1:14:04 AM): They are more interesting than my one-line posts. Jhoh Cable (1:14:06 AM): And they're great. Jhoh Cable (1:14:10 AM): All my posts are great. INC (1:14:11 AM): your best post of all time came during the big Zseni meltdown Jhoh Cable (1:14:22 AM): Okay. Jhoh Cable (1:14:24 AM): .............AND/ Jhoh Cable (1:14:26 AM): ????? INC (1:14:31 AM): when BDR told you to just leave already if you didn;t like it INC (1:14:35 AM): your response: Jhoh Cable (1:14:42 AM): No? INC (1:14:44 AM): NO ^_____________________^ Jhoh Cable (1:14:46 AM): Hrhwehrehwhewrh. INC (1:14:52 AM): perfect answer Jhoh Cable (1:14:59 AM): The underscores exponentially make the post better. Jhoh Cable (1:15:01 AM): With each underscore. INC (1:15:02 AM): perfect finish - fatality Jhoh Cable (1:15:08 AM): FATALITY!!!!! Jhoh Cable (1:15:17 AM): Those were usually my big comebacks on OMM too when people would get pissed off at me. Jhoh Cable (1:15:23 AM): Any time someone was like WHY DON'T YOU SHUT UP Jhoh Cable (1:15:28 AM): And then I would be like, No! :) INC (1:17:04 AM): it's the perfect answer INC (1:17:11 AM): plus it shows them how fucking ridiculous they are Jhoh Cable (1:17:24 AM): Yes. Jhoh Cable (1:17:26 AM): They write a book. Jhoh Cable (1:17:32 AM): Then I quote the entire thing and just reply with: Jhoh Cable (1:17:33 AM): No. Jhoh Cable (1:17:45 AM): The polite "no" like in an MST3K episode. Jhoh Cable (1:18:00 AM): Where the dorky kid is like CAN I GET THE NUMBER FOR A MIKE PIPPER IN EAGLEPANT? Jhoh Cable (1:18:08 AM): And then Mike as the operator sez: "No! ^_^" INC (1:18:36 AM): haha Jhoh Cable (1:19:30 AM): An even better reply is: Jhoh Cable (1:19:34 AM): On the contrary: no. Jhoh Cable (1:19:39 AM): Or on the contrary: you're dumb. INC (1:20:18 AM): I beg to differ: you're an idiot Jhoh Cable (1:20:32 AM): Hhrwehrew. Jhoh Cable (1:20:46 AM): "On the contrary" is theoretically the greatest response to any argument though. Jhoh Cable (1:20:59 AM): Because it's like they say something, and then you say, "actually, the exact opposite!" INC (1:21:19 AM): Lizard_king likes "Look in the mirror HURR!" Jhoh Cable (1:21:25 AM): HRYRUYRHLO Jhoh Cable (1:21:27 AM): L Jhoh Cable (1:21:33 AM): I don't read many of his posts. :( INC (1:21:49 AM): I think SB must hate you so much Jhoh Cable (1:22:10 AM): On the contrary! Jhoh Cable (1:22:12 AM): He does. :( Jhoh Cable (1:22:18 AM): Because he's crazy, of course. Jhoh Cable (1:26:01 AM): start2crate (1:25:35 AM): japanese movies: superior Jhoh Cable (1:25:54 AM): On the contrary: they aren't. INC (1:26:39 AM): they are not Jhoh Cable (1:27:31 AM): You think you're too cool for school. Jhoh Cable (1:27:37 AM): I got a newsflash for you Walter Cronkite. Jhoh Cable (1:27:39 AM): ............................... Jhoh Cable (1:27:43 AM): You aren't. O_O INC (1:28:30 AM): OOOOH DAYUM INC (1:28:36 AM): no he didn't Jhoh Cable (1:28:39 AM): NO!!!! INC (1:32:08 AM): we have harassment training later this week INC (1:32:10 AM): :( INC (1:32:20 AM): they'll probably send some little bitch who thinks she's smarter than me Jhoh Cable (1:32:29 AM): >:( Jhoh Cable (1:32:35 AM): Training you to harass people? Jhoh Cable (1:32:48 AM): Caltrops is all the training you need. INC (1:33:23 AM): I dunno, I plan on sleeping and then waking up and going "WHAT, BITCH?!" INC (1:33:28 AM): I hope I pass Jhoh Cable (1:34:25 AM): SUCK IT HONEY INC (1:35:21 AM): "LICK MY NUTSACK.... SENSITIVELY!" INC (1:35:27 AM): that's sensitivity training Jhoh Cable (1:36:53 AM): AND SEXY |
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