Forum Overview :: Half-Life II ??? :: Creexul Megalog ABRIDGED (plus commentary)

[quote name="Fussbett"]<font color="#BBBBBB">Sanitario666: My favourite part is where <font color="red">INC</font> is breaking on <font color="red">ES</font> and <font color="red">SB </font>relentlessly and you're carving on SB's bi-polarism.</font> Jhoh Cable: Hhrewrhewhrewewhrew yes. Jhoh Cable: Because that never gets old. <font color="#BBBBBB">Sanitario666: I think I'm going to edit that log so that it's only the good stuff.</font> Jhoh Cable: Okay. Jhoh Cable: If that's even possible. >:( Jhoh Cable: Edit = ruin. <font color="#BBBBBB">Sanitario666: Abridged. For people on a time budget.</font> Jhoh Cable: At least I did most of the HTML for you already. Jhoh Cable: Okay. Jhoh Cable: And spend five entire minutes! Jhoh Cable: Perhaps the short version will convince them to read the whole thing. <font color="#BBBBBB">Sanitario666: Exactly. If they get hooked on the short version, they can hop up the thread and read the director's cut.</font> Jhoh Cable: Cool! Jhoh Cable: Now this sounds totally fuckin awesome to me. <hr></hr> <font color="#BBBBBB">Sanitario666: That log is NOT funny. But that at the very end where you talk about <font color="red">SB </font>it's great. Sanitario666: <font color="red">Creexul</font> is hilarious at the end. And you're burning <font color="red">ES</font> and <font color="red">SB </font>without remorse.</font> INC: god, I barely remember it - reading now INC: the theory was posting it would make it funny <font color="#BBBBBB">Sanitario666: <font color="red">Creexul</font> doesn't tidy up, so it's a slog for someone who wasn't there.</font> INC: yeah, I can't imagine anyone reading this INC: I think <font color="red">Creex</font> loves this log INC: <font color="red">Caltrops</font> is the weirdest message board now <font color="#BBBBBB">Sanitario666: In better ways. Sanitario666: Because "normal message board" = inherently SHIT</font> INC: AIM logs commenting on other AIM logs INC: that's great INC: people are gonna hate all three of us now INC: god, this is awful - we're just typing Van Halen lyrics back and forth <hr></hr> <h2>THE ABRIDGED CREEXUL/INC MEGALOG</h2> <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (12:58:30 AM): What happened to <font color="red">Zseni</font> by the way? <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (12:58:39 AM): what happened how? <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (12:58:45 AM): she stopped IMing me when she was banned <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (12:58:48 AM): Same here. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (12:58:46 AM): I don't talk to her anymore. :( <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (12:58:58 AM): I tried once and she gave me a lot of shit and then stopped <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (12:59:01 AM): In retrospect I'm probably better off not getting banned with her. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (12:59:03 AM): I thought you guys still chatted <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (12:59:06 AM): Nope. I tried talking to her a few times since she was banned. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (12:59:25 AM): She's still on AIM apparently, <b>but</b>. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (12:59:31 AM): I think she's crazy too anyway. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (12:59:34 AM): As is <font color="red">SB</font>. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (12:59:38 AM): They should get married. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (12:59:48 AM): Then <font color="red">veronica</font> can blow me. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (12:59:57 AM): Then I will throw her a towel and say <b>NOW GET OUT HONEY</b> <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (12:59:59 AM): The end. :) <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (1:00:16 AM): That was nice, now you should be going <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (1:00:31 AM): she is crazy, though, you're right <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:00:36 AM): <font color="red">Zseni</font>? <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (1:00:44 AM): yeah - like all women <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:00:46 AM): Since she was the only chick I said was crazy. :( <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:00:54 AM): I feel sorry for veronica. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (1:01:04 AM): Yeah, me too - who has that low of self esteem? <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:01:08 AM): It must be scary to blow a guy who's sweating and drooling and waving a machete around the apartment. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:01:16 AM): Scary and challanging. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (1:01:31 AM): and never ever leaves <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:01:31 AM): I should write a fanfic about that. :) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:01:39 AM): I wonder if she's huge fat. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (1:01:42 AM): we should start an <font color="red">SB </font>and <font color="red">V</font> fanfic board <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (1:01:46 AM): she's old <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:01:48 AM): That would be great. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:01:50 AM): Omg. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:01:54 AM): Is she like 40? <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:02:06 AM): Women should not be allowed to be that old. >:( <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (1:02:48 AM): no, I think she's in her 30s <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (1:02:51 AM): but he's like 22 <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:03:28 AM): Gross. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:03:31 AM): I could <b>PUKE</b> <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:03:42 AM): But if she is 30 that means she has a lot of good experience suckin huge cocks. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:03:51 AM): DOES SHE HAVE A LOT OF BALL SAVVY? <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:03:58 AM): IS SHE WELL STEEPED IN NUT KNOWLEDGE? <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (1:04:22 AM): she knows her way around the crotchal area <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:04:29 AM): HOT <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (1:04:35 AM): do you think they have to secretly trade off days who gets to be the bipolar one <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:04:48 AM): I don't know. I think they take any day they can get. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (1:04:53 AM): like they know they both can't be crazy on the same day or no one will ordered the pizza <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:04:55 AM): They're cycling so rapidly. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (1:05:11 AM): so, like, if <font color="red">SB </font>is crazy tonight, that means he has to stop pretending to be crazy tomorrow so she can pretend? <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:05:18 AM): I wonder if he puts some of the meds in his dick so she has to suck them out. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (1:05:21 AM): they never say it out loud, but it's the silent agreement <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:05:33 AM): They're probably crazy because a doctor told him he is. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:05:40 AM): Perhaps he is not <b>for real</b> crazy but just dumb. :) <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (1:06:40 AM): I think he loves being crazy. it's the greatest thing that ever happened to him <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:07:07 AM): PLUS BLOWJOBS FROM SEXY SEXY veronica. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:07:51 AM): They love each other at least half of the time. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:07:57 AM): Perhaps when they are both not crazy. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:08:01 AM): Or maybe when they both are, I dunno! <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:08:44 AM): I remember a few months ago I was like WE SHOULD JUST LEAVE CALTROPS AND MAKE OUR OWN PLACE AND IT'LL BE BETTER <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:08:50 AM): But now I'm like, why did I care? :( <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:08:55 AM): It is sad that I did I think. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (1:09:20 AM): yeah, I was mad when Zensi self destructed, but then I was like, "eh" <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:09:36 AM): I think I was worried that <font color="red">SB </font>was going to turn Caltrops into a totally lame gay faggy place that would just suck horribly. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (1:09:43 AM): Aerosmith is the best at riffs, next to Angus Young. I listened to that fucking song once, and now it's stuck in my head <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:09:49 AM): OG <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:09:51 AM): omg <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:09:54 AM): What song? :( <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (1:09:58 AM): Draw the LIne <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (1:10:12 AM): I thought <font color="red">SB </font>was going to use Caltrops as one big anti-#GA site <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:10:21 AM): That would suck. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:10:32 AM): It seemed like he would do something like that. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:10:41 AM): He would just put in all these new extremely bipolar rules. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:10:56 AM): One of them would be that everyone would have to take the same meds he does, and then be interested when he talks about them, or else they would be banned. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (1:11:59 AM): he and <font color="red">ES</font> seem to be having a competition for least interesting posts <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:12:18 AM): Well I think <font color="red">SB </font>is winning. :( <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:12:28 AM): Sometimes <font color="red">ES</font> will have an interesting one-line post. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:12:37 AM): Mostly because it's one-line and therefore can't build up enough steam to become really boring. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:13:57 AM): My long posts are all great of course. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (1:14:00 AM): yes <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:14:04 AM): They are more interesting than my one-line posts. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:14:06 AM): And they're great. All my posts are great. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (1:14:11 AM): your best post of all time came during the big <font color="red">Zseni</font> meltdown <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:14:22 AM): Okay. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:14:24 AM): .............AND/ ????? <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (1:14:31 AM): when BDR told you to just leave already if you didn;t like it <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (1:14:35 AM): your response: <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (1:14:44 AM): NO ^_____________________^ <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:14:46 AM): Hrhwehrehwhewrh. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (1:14:52 AM): perfect answer <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:14:59 AM): The underscores exponentially make the post better. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:15:01 AM): With each underscore. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (1:15:02 AM): perfect finish - fatality <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:15:17 AM): Those were usually my big comebacks on OMM too when people would get pissed off at me. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:15:23 AM): Any time someone was like WHY DON'T YOU SHUT UP <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:15:28 AM): And then I would be like, No! :) <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (1:17:04 AM): it's the perfect answer. plus it shows them how fucking ridiculous they are <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:17:24 AM): Yes. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:17:26 AM): They write a book. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:17:32 AM): Then I quote the entire thing and just reply with: <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:17:33 AM): No. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:17:45 AM): The polite "no" like in an MST3K episode. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:18:00 AM): Where the dorky kid is like CAN I GET THE NUMBER FOR A MIKE PIPPER IN EAGLEPANT? <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:18:08 AM): And then Mike as the operator sez: "No! ^_^" <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (1:18:36 AM): haha <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:19:30 AM): An even better reply is: <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:19:34 AM): On the contrary: no. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:19:39 AM): Or on the contrary: you're dumb. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (1:20:18 AM): I beg to differ: you're an idiot <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:20:32 AM): Hhrwehrew. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:20:46 AM): "On the contrary" is theoretically the greatest response to any argument though. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:20:59 AM): Because it's like they say something, and then you say, "actually, the exact opposite!" <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (1:21:19 AM): <font color="red">Lizard_King</font> likes "Look in the mirror HURR!" <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:21:25 AM): HRYRUYRHLO <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:21:33 AM): I don't read many of his posts. :( <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (1:21:49 AM): I think <font color="red">SB </font>must hate you so much <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:22:10 AM): On the contrary! <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:22:12 AM): He does. :( <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:22:18 AM): Because he's crazy, of course. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:26:01 AM): start2crate (1:25:35 AM): japanese movies: superior Jhoh Cable (1:25:54 AM): On the contrary: they aren't. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (1:32:08 AM): we have harassment training later this week :( <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (1:32:20 AM): they'll probably send some little bitch who thinks she's smarter than me <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:32:29 AM): >:( <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:32:35 AM): Training you to harass people? <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:32:48 AM): Caltrops is all the training you need. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (1:33:23 AM): I dunno, I plan on sleeping and then waking up and going "WHAT, BITCH?!" <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (1:33:28 AM): I hope I pass <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:34:25 AM): SUCK IT HONEY <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (1:35:21 AM): "LICK MY NUTSACK.... SENSITIVELY!" <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>INC</b></font> (1:35:27 AM): that's sensitivity training <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> (1:36:53 AM): AND SEXY <img src="http://mywebpages.comcast.net/jccable/madbomberweirdhands.jpg">[/quote]