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Making fun of Brawl Hall (unf) by Bill Dungsroman 07/21/2003, 4:21pm PDT www.Brawl-Hall.com The Home Page Upon arrival at Brawl Hall (BH), one is greeted like one would be at any of these stupid flame sites, minus the extra WARNING ADULTS ONLY LEAVE PUSSY SUPERBAD FLAMERS ONLY page that one often has to click through to get to the actual home page. “Brawl Hall . com – The New Face of Internet Terrorism” they proudly proclaim. I guess the face is new, since these fruits change their home page logo every few months or so, so I’ll give them that. The logo at the time of this article is the aforementioned slogan, with a background of what appears to be a random red spray paint. Yes, nothing stills the heart in terror like a scribble of fucking spray paint. Especially since it appears that the terrorist painter in question sprayed an initial scribble, then a second one more or less over the first one, with two dots around the middle for reasons only those fully initiated in the dark rites of inducing terror would know. I sure don’t, beyond that it looks pretty fucking silly. I stopped being afraid of spray paint about the same time someone told me what it was. Oh but wait, a second Bonus Slogan is right below the main one, “Welcome to our vision of hell…Brawl Hall.” I can easily imagine hell to be a poorly-constructed nightmare full of shrieking barely-intelligible mutants, run by bitter self-absorbed clowns who are even worse than the denizens compelled to stay there. So again, BH gets a thumbs-up in the slogan-naming department. Kudos, BH. Next, however, is BH’s screed: The Brawl-Hall is an interactive insult community and serves as the home of the premier Flame and trolling community of the internet. So you think you're tuff enough to compete here? Well think again, junior. Flaming is a game of wit, intelligence, humor, strategy, and quick thinking. Anyone can throw an insult out there, but not everyone can do it with finesse or style. We at Brawl Hall extend a challenge for you to work that grey matter, to be creative, and to rise above the muck and mire of the common generic insult. Do this, and the rewards can be great! Otherwise prepare to eat scrapmetal like the hundreds of lackwits before you. I’ve always felt that people who are determined to be that gay should have to apply for a permit first. However, I like the term “interactive insult community.” Someone’s been paying attention at his corporate internet flame site retreats, that’s a great buzzphrase. “We’re not a flamer site, we’re an IIC.” Never mind that, am I the only one who wasn’t aware of how tougher the word tough becomes when it’s spelled tuff? Is that why Tuffskins were such durable children’s pants, because they weren’t merely Toughskins? Is that why laffs are funnier than laughs? Someone ask Jeff K. But I’m intrigued nonetheless. Just don’t make me eat scrapmetal, which sounds too much like scrap metal for me to want to end up eating it. Interestingly enough, BH has a small Resources section which explains common acronyms, BBCode usage, and how to make smile images.

I hereby declare this (temporarily) BDR's unfinished abandoned content forum! by Bill Dungsroman 07/21/2003, 4:11pm PDT     Throne of Bhaal (finished) by Bill Dungsroman 07/21/2003, 4:13pm PDT     A Brief History of Comics (unf) by Bill Dungsroman 07/21/2003, 4:15pm PDT     Adventure Games Are Dead (unf) by Bill Dungsroman 07/21/2003, 4:16pm PDT     Self-critique of an email I wrote but never sent to my ex-fiance by Bill Dungsroman 07/21/2003, 4:19pm PDT         I gotta know, we've come this far. by Fullofkittens 07/21/2003, 7:08pm PDT             Re: I gotta know, we've come this far. by Bill Dungsroman 07/21/2003, 7:18pm PDT                 Standard bitch boilerplate. You should have gotten the ring back. NT by Fullofkittens 07/21/2003, 7:26pm PDT             Hard to find that many redheads NT by Entropy Stew 07/21/2003, 8:16pm PDT         Re: Self-critique of an email I wrote but never sent to my ex-fiance by E. L. Koba 07/21/2003, 8:13pm PDT             The question mark was emphasized. NT by mrs. johnson 07/21/2003, 8:42pm PDT                 That's the name of a horse I used to own. What's wrong with you? NT by E. L. Koba 07/21/2003, 8:57pm PDT                     Anybody who knows anything knows that. NT by Flurgendorf J. Creexul 07/24/2003, 11:02pm PDT         Good grief, Charlie Brown. How many times do we have to hear this story? by I need clarification 07/22/2003, 3:33pm PDT             Re: Good grief, Charlie Brown. How many times do we have to hear this story? by Bill Dungsroman 07/22/2003, 5:23pm PDT     Azreal's Tear Review (fin) by Bill Dungsroman 07/21/2003, 4:20pm PDT         Uh. by Arbit 07/25/2003, 12:51am PDT             Duh. by Bill Dungsroman 08/04/2003, 12:18am PDT     Making fun of Brawl Hall (unf) by Bill Dungsroman 07/21/2003, 4:21pm PDT     Playing Computer Games Is Fucking Stupid (unf) by Bill Dungsroman 07/21/2003, 4:23pm PDT     Baldur's Gate Fanfic (unf) by Bill Dungsroman 07/21/2003, 4:27pm PDT     Fallout Review (unf) by Bill Dungsroman 07/21/2003, 4:28pm PDT         Re: Fallout Review (unf) by Lizard_King 08/02/2003, 1:15pm PDT             Re: Fallout Review (unf) by Bill Dungsroman 08/04/2003, 12:26am PDT                 Agreed. And, I see. by Lizard_King 08/05/2003, 10:16am PDT                 I liked it by Mischief Maker 08/05/2003, 1:12pm PDT                     Re: I liked it by Bill Dungsroman 08/05/2003, 4:38pm PDT                         Anyone arguing with Desslock can just say, "You gave Might and Magic VI a 9.2" NT by Mischief Maker 08/05/2003, 5:07pm PDT     IWD Expansions Review (fin) by Bill Dungsroman 07/21/2003, 4:29pm PDT     Rama Review (fin) by Bill Dungsroman 07/21/2003, 4:30pm PDT         Re: Rama Review, first version (fin) by Bill Dungsroman 07/22/2003, 2:42pm PDT             am I a fag fro plaing tis gmae NT by Fourm Nwebei 08/04/2003, 11:55pm PDT                 Was Liberace gay just for wearing rhinestones? NT by Bill Dungsroman 08/05/2003, 12:46pm PDT     Sanitarium Review (I don't know if it's finished or not) by Bill Dungsroman 07/21/2003, 4:31pm PDT         3 things by Mischief Shai-hulud 07/22/2003, 2:24pm PDT             Re: 3 things by Bill Dungsroman 07/22/2003, 2:40pm PDT             Sounds like Identity: The game NT by FABIO 07/24/2003, 8:51am PDT             Re: 3 things by junior allen 08/02/2003, 11:05pm PDT         Re: Sanitarium Review (I don't know if it's finished or not) by junior allen 08/02/2003, 11:04pm PDT     Top Ten Worst Medical School Experiences (10-4) by Bill Dungsroman 07/21/2003, 4:33pm PDT         Re: Top Ten Worst Medical School Experiences (10-4) by Flurgendorf J. Creexul 07/21/2003, 8:49pm PDT             By the way are you going to finish this one? by Flurgendorf J. Creexul 07/21/2003, 11:53pm PDT                 Maybe. Thanks though :) by Bill Dungsroman 07/22/2003, 12:58pm PDT                     Re: Maybe. Thanks though :) by Flurgendorf J. Creexul 08/04/2003, 12:31am PDT                         Re: Maybe. Thanks though :) by Bill Dungsroman 08/04/2003, 2:29pm PDT             Sometimes I give up mid-sentence NT by Bill Dungsroman 07/22/2003, 12:57pm PDT         I don't know why I read these anymore by I need clarification 07/22/2003, 2:44pm PDT             Funny, I was thinking the same thing right now NT by Bill Dungsroman 07/22/2003, 2:54pm PDT     Old OMM thread topic about buttfucking (fin) by Bill Dungsroman 07/21/2003, 4:35pm PDT         GAY NT by Entropy Stew 07/21/2003, 10:20pm PDT         I remember this shit, too by I need clarification 07/22/2003, 3:42pm PDT             Did someone lock the door to this forum after you came in? by Bill Dungsroman 07/22/2003, 5:20pm PDT     Holy shit NT by Entropy Stew 07/21/2003, 4:42pm PDT     A Modicum Of Explanation by Bill Dungsroman 07/21/2003, 5:44pm PDT         I would have liked to see a Sanitarium review by FABIO 07/25/2003, 2:47am PDT             Re: I would have liked to see a Sanitarium review by Bill Dungsroman 07/29/2003, 2:27pm PDT