Bill Dungsroman wrote:

9. Further Proof That I Am A Pervert

One of the worst classes I took in medical school was Embryology. It was bad only for one reason: the goddamned slide shows. Converse to high school and college, slide shows suck in medical school as a general rule. They’re never of anything pleasant, and you usually end up having to remember the goddamned things for tests, with nothing beyond your own hastily scribbled notes for help. But in Embryo, they were a special kind of awful. Anencephaly, hydrocephaly, gastroschisis, situs inversus. I won’t even traumatize you by explaining what those things are if you don’t know, beyond this: they’re all congenital conditions that result in horrifically malformed babies. Mummified post-term fetuses discovered on autopsy of the mother, anyone? Slide after eye-melting slide, like Satan showing his baby pictures. Beyond that horror is something fairly as bad, though. I was due for a visit from my fiancé that weekend (she was 500 miles away earning her degree), and I was horny as fucking hell. So horny that, upon seeing a slide of a baby with hydrocephaly, I likened the image of the baby’s swollen head to that of my fiance’s ass, and I got a hard-on. Now that separates the men from the boys, I can tell you.