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by Damocles 07/10/2003, 7:02pm PDT |
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SBDMT wrote:
The first review on Rotten tomatoes I came across was ruthless. Some gems:
Walter Chaw wrote:
the only vaguely amusing thing to follow in what amounts to one of the most painful experiences to be had this summer short of dental surgery, an Andrew Lloyd Weber revival-in-the-round, or getting stabbed in the eye with a knitting needle.
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Walter Chaw wrote:
Worse, when the crew find themselves in a nighttime Venice (everything occurs at night in this film in a transparent attempt to camouflage the godawful CGI background mattes) and a character calls out, "Hurry up, we need to find the bomb," the only response is first the very reasonable, "What bomb," followed by the sad realization that they're going to have a hard time finding this bomb because they're all starring in it.
Tee hee. There's several rumors about Connery throwing several fits during the production, one involving actual punches thrown at the director. I'm curious to discover which one got their way.
Extraordinary gentlemen, indeed.
I love a good ol' fashioned critical savaging. I can't wait until Ebert gets a shot at it. |
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AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT'S EXCITED FOR THIS PIRATE MOVIE? NT by mrs. johnson 07/08/2003, 4:41pm PDT 
IT'S RATED ARRRRR NT by Please, someone shoot me 07/08/2003, 4:48pm PDT 
Holy fuck NT by Entropy Stew 07/08/2003, 4:55pm PDT 
NO YOU ARE NOT I AM EXCITED TOO by Fullofkittens 07/08/2003, 4:52pm PDT 
SOUNDTRACK FACE OFF: 28 DAYS LATER vs. PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN by Alternate789 07/10/2003, 8:14pm PDT 
WHY NOT? IT'S CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED! by Damocles 07/10/2003, 1:51am PDT 
"LXG" by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/10/2003, 2:23am PDT 
Fucking ouch by SBDMT 07/10/2003, 3:43am PDT 
Re: Fucking ouch by Lizard_King 07/10/2003, 11:10am PDT 
my favorite quote by FABIO 07/10/2003, 12:18pm PDT 
mine too, that will now and forever be my default way of referring to Connery NT by Choson 07/10/2003, 4:18pm PDT 
Shame of it is they cut the best part of the comic by jeep 07/10/2003, 4:28pm PDT 
League vs. Top Ten (Shameless ass-waving fanboyism ahoy. Also, OMG spoilers) by Damocles 07/10/2003, 7:17pm PDT 
Re: League vs. Top Ten (Shameless ass-waving fanboyism ahoy. Also, OMG spoilers) by foogla 07/11/2003, 7:47am PDT 
READ EVERYTHING BY MOORE by Bill Dungsroman 07/11/2003, 12:07pm PDT 
Holmes & LoEG by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/11/2003, 12:29pm PDT 
Re: Holmes & LoEG by Bill Dungsroman 07/11/2003, 2:14pm PDT 
His interpretation of the "Death of Holmes" scene was fucking GENIUS, by the by by Damocles 07/11/2003, 3:46pm PDT 
Re: READ EVERYTHING BY MOORE by already old joke guy. 07/11/2003, 1:32pm PDT 
Re: READ EVERYTHING BY MOORE by Bill Dungsroman 07/11/2003, 2:18pm PDT 
Re: READ EVERYTHING BY MOORE by Forensic 07/11/2003, 4:46pm PDT 
Ennis' Preacher and Bendis' Alias and Powers are all great. NT by jeep 07/11/2003, 6:47pm PDT 
CHUCK AUSTEN MUST DIE A TERRIBLE DEATH!!!!!! A POX ON COMICS!!! NT by TheVacillator 07/11/2003, 6:49pm PDT 
Re: Ennis' Preacher and Bendis' Alias and Powers are all great. by Bill Dungsroman 07/12/2003, 12:50pm PDT 
Re: Ennis' Preacher by Lizard_King 07/12/2003, 2:38pm PDT 
Re: Ennis' Preacher by Damocles 07/14/2003, 10:59am PDT 
I guess. I think I only really liked his fucked up family. by Lizard_King 07/14/2003, 8:07pm PDT 
Re: Ennis' Preacher and Bendis' Alias and Powers are all great. by Moab 07/14/2003, 8:24pm PDT 
Re: Ennis' Preacher and Bendis' Alias and Powers are all great. by Bill Dungsroman 07/15/2003, 3:14pm PDT 
Speaking of Powers by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/12/2003, 8:29pm PDT 
You would like Neil Gaiman by obviously 07/11/2003, 7:06pm PDT 
That was a classic review by Damocles 07/10/2003, 7:02pm PDT 
Re: That was a classic review by Oscar Wilde 07/13/2003, 3:28am PDT 
Pity the previews tell the whole story. by Lizard_King 07/10/2003, 11:10am PDT 
3d remake of "Pirates!" Sweet! by Fullofkittens 07/15/2003, 12:16pm PDT 
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