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That was a classic review by Damocles 07/10/2003, 7:02pm PDT
SBDMT wrote:

The first review on Rotten tomatoes I came across was ruthless. Some gems:

Walter Chaw wrote:

the only vaguely amusing thing to follow in what amounts to one of the most painful experiences to be had this summer short of dental surgery, an Andrew Lloyd Weber revival-in-the-round, or getting stabbed in the eye with a knitting needle.


and

Walter Chaw wrote:

Worse, when the crew find themselves in a nighttime Venice (everything occurs at night in this film in a transparent attempt to camouflage the godawful CGI background mattes) and a character calls out, "Hurry up, we need to find the bomb," the only response is first the very reasonable, "What bomb," followed by the sad realization that they're going to have a hard time finding this bomb because they're all starring in it.


Tee hee. There's several rumors about Connery throwing several fits during the production, one involving actual punches thrown at the director. I'm curious to discover which one got their way.

Extraordinary gentlemen, indeed.


I love a good ol' fashioned critical savaging. I can't wait until Ebert gets a shot at it.
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AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT'S EXCITED FOR THIS PIRATE MOVIE? NT by mrs. johnson 07/08/2003, 4:41pm PDT NEW
    IT'S RATED ARRRRR NT by Please, someone shoot me 07/08/2003, 4:48pm PDT NEW
        Holy fuck NT by Entropy Stew 07/08/2003, 4:55pm PDT NEW
    NO YOU ARE NOT I AM EXCITED TOO by Fullofkittens 07/08/2003, 4:52pm PDT NEW
        SOUNDTRACK FACE OFF: 28 DAYS LATER vs. PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN by Alternate789 07/10/2003, 8:14pm PDT NEW
    WHY NOT? IT'S CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED! by Damocles 07/10/2003, 1:51am PDT NEW
        "LXG" by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/10/2003, 2:23am PDT NEW
            Fucking ouch by SBDMT 07/10/2003, 3:43am PDT NEW
                Re: Fucking ouch by Lizard_King 07/10/2003, 11:10am PDT NEW
                my favorite quote by FABIO 07/10/2003, 12:18pm PDT NEW
                    mine too, that will now and forever be my default way of referring to Connery NT by Choson 07/10/2003, 4:18pm PDT NEW
                Shame of it is they cut the best part of the comic by jeep 07/10/2003, 4:28pm PDT NEW
                    League vs. Top Ten (Shameless ass-waving fanboyism ahoy. Also, OMG spoilers) by Damocles 07/10/2003, 7:17pm PDT NEW
                        Re: League vs. Top Ten (Shameless ass-waving fanboyism ahoy. Also, OMG spoilers) by foogla 07/11/2003, 7:47am PDT NEW
                            READ EVERYTHING BY MOORE by Bill Dungsroman 07/11/2003, 12:07pm PDT NEW
                                Holmes & LoEG by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/11/2003, 12:29pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: Holmes & LoEG by Bill Dungsroman 07/11/2003, 2:14pm PDT NEW
                                        His interpretation of the "Death of Holmes" scene was fucking GENIUS, by the by by Damocles 07/11/2003, 3:46pm PDT NEW
                                Re: READ EVERYTHING BY MOORE by already old joke guy. 07/11/2003, 1:32pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: READ EVERYTHING BY MOORE by Bill Dungsroman 07/11/2003, 2:18pm PDT NEW
                                        Re: READ EVERYTHING BY MOORE by Forensic 07/11/2003, 4:46pm PDT NEW
                                            Ennis' Preacher and Bendis' Alias and Powers are all great. NT by jeep 07/11/2003, 6:47pm PDT NEW
                                                CHUCK AUSTEN MUST DIE A TERRIBLE DEATH!!!!!! A POX ON COMICS!!! NT by TheVacillator 07/11/2003, 6:49pm PDT NEW
                                                Re: Ennis' Preacher and Bendis' Alias and Powers are all great. by Bill Dungsroman 07/12/2003, 12:50pm PDT NEW
                                                    Re: Ennis' Preacher by Lizard_King 07/12/2003, 2:38pm PDT NEW
                                                        Re: Ennis' Preacher by Damocles 07/14/2003, 10:59am PDT NEW
                                                            I guess. I think I only really liked his fucked up family. by Lizard_King 07/14/2003, 8:07pm PDT NEW
                                                    Re: Ennis' Preacher and Bendis' Alias and Powers are all great. by Moab 07/14/2003, 8:24pm PDT NEW
                                                        Re: Ennis' Preacher and Bendis' Alias and Powers are all great. by Bill Dungsroman 07/15/2003, 3:14pm PDT NEW
                                                Speaking of Powers by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/12/2003, 8:29pm PDT NEW
                                        You would like Neil Gaiman by obviously 07/11/2003, 7:06pm PDT NEW
                That was a classic review by Damocles 07/10/2003, 7:02pm PDT NEW
                    Re: That was a classic review by Oscar Wilde 07/13/2003, 3:28am PDT NEW
    Pity the previews tell the whole story. by Lizard_King 07/10/2003, 11:10am PDT NEW
    3d remake of "Pirates!" Sweet! by Fullofkittens 07/15/2003, 12:16pm PDT NEW
 
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