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by Lizard_King 09/18/2004, 7:42pm PDT |
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All in one halfhearted review...I guess that's what happens when you try to rationalize liking a movie just because it has your favorite place in the world in the title.
Ebert wrote:
Because this column is read in Turkey, Botswana, Japan and California, I should explain that "sliders" are what fans of the White Castle chain call their hamburgers, which are small and cheap and slide right down. We buy 'em by the bag.
So pompous, yet, so sad.
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Ebert wrote:
Is a slider worth the trouble leaving home and journeying through two states? If you're stoned and have the munchies, as Harold and Kumar are, and if you're in the grip of a White Castle obsession, the answer is clearly yes. The only hamburger worth that much trouble when you're clean and sober is at Steak 'n Shake. Californians believe the burgers at In 'n Out are better, but that is because they do not appreciate the secret of Steak 'n Shake, expressed in its profound credo, "In Sight, It Must Be Right." (Many people believe the names of In 'n Out and Steak 'n Shake perfectly describe the contrast in bedroom techniques between the coast and the heartland.)
Is there much worse than a fat, old man giving you the wink wink nudge nudge? I can't pretend I understand what incredibly obvious "contrast" I am missing out on, but I am disgusted nevertheless.
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Ebert unveils source of weight problem AND what his sexual proclivities are by Lizard_King 09/18/2004, 7:42pm PDT 
You post badly, consistently by Zseni 09/18/2004, 7:46pm PDT 
Ever notice only the worst posters tell others to stop posting? I'm leaving NT by I need clarification 09/18/2004, 7:54pm PDT 
Things were so much more pleasant when you just sulked in silence. by Lizard_King 09/18/2004, 7:59pm PDT 
Re: Things were so much more pleasant when you just sulked in silence. by Zseni 09/18/2004, 9:33pm PDT 
Baby, you had me at "Yaoi!" NT by The Last Word 09/18/2004, 10:11pm PDT 
And thus, you lose. NT by The last-er word. 09/18/2004, 11:53pm PDT 
Re: Things were so much more pleasant when you just sulked in silence. by Bill Dungsroman 09/19/2004, 1:37am PDT 
Clumsy AND oafish? My goodness, MAKE THE BLEEDING STOP! by Lizard_King 09/19/2004, 8:49am PDT 
Re: Clumsy AND oafish? My goodness, MAKE THE BLEEDING STOP! by Zseni 09/19/2004, 8:56am PDT 
:( by Lizard_King 09/22/2004, 9:27am PDT 
Re: :( by Zseni 09/25/2004, 9:29am PDT 
Re: :( by Ensign Smartass V 09/25/2004, 1:02pm PDT 
One ATOR to another: Shut up. NT by ATOR the fighting Eagle 09/25/2004, 1:42pm PDT 
It's not an ATOR! unless you get caught, Dr. Bowen NT by tatters 09/25/2004, 2:01pm PDT 
Re: It's not an ATOR! unless you get caught, Dr. Bowen by Zseni 09/25/2004, 2:37pm PDT 
Re: Ebert unveils source of weight problem AND what his sexual proclivities are by Mr. Kool 09/19/2004, 12:36pm PDT 
"It has surprises to make entertaining"?! Nice astroturf, FOREIGNER. NT by Ray of Light 09/19/2004, 5:49pm PDT 
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