Forum Overview :: Peter Molyneux's The Movies :: Ebert unveils source of weight problem AND what his sexual proclivities are

[quote name="Lizard_King"]All in one halfhearted review...I guess that's what happens when you try to rationalize liking a movie just because it has your favorite place in the world in the title. [quote name="Ebert"]Because this column is read in Turkey, Botswana, Japan and California, I should explain that "sliders" are what fans of the White Castle chain call their hamburgers, which are small and cheap and slide right down. <b>We buy 'em by the bag.</b> [/quote] So pompous, yet, so sad. AND [quote name="Ebert"]Is a slider worth the trouble leaving home and journeying through two states? If you're stoned and have the munchies, as Harold and Kumar are, and if you're in the grip of a White Castle obsession, the answer is clearly yes. The only hamburger worth that much trouble when you're clean and sober is at Steak 'n Shake. Californians believe the burgers at In 'n Out are better, but that is because they do not appreciate the secret of Steak 'n Shake, expressed in its profound credo, "In Sight, It Must Be Right." <b>(Many people believe the names of In 'n Out and Steak 'n Shake perfectly describe the contrast in bedroom techniques between the coast and the heartland.)</b>[/quote] Is there much worse than a fat, old man giving you the wink wink nudge nudge? I can't pretend I understand what incredibly obvious "contrast" I am missing out on, but I am disgusted nevertheless. [/quote]