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Are you being purposely obtuse, or did you get dumber over the weekend? by I need clarification 07/01/2003, 3:45pm PDT
Lizard_King wrote:

Note that Santorum did not as far as I know refer to pedophilia as that is by definition in violation of most definitions of consent, and was very clear that he meant that the ONLY standard left was consent, which implicitly includes the idea of an age of consent (open to debate).
Did you even read the transcript I quoted from above? "Man on boy" means pedophilia to me, or did your priest explain it differently to you?
Lizard_King wrote:

Obviously, he meant this to spark a furor of people admitting that deep down inside they want the government to regulate morality;

Yeah, that's totally obvious. I must not be up on my doublespeak.
Lizard_King wrote:

Either way, nothing he said was illogical, and if people weren't reading what they wish he had said into his words this would be a nonissue.

Please. The whole argument is intellectually weak. To invoke logic as the justification for the attempt to regulate morality is the most ridiculous thing I've heard. Witness Bill Frist's recent moronic comments regarding a Constitutional FUCKING AMENDMENT to ban gay marriage:
The Senate majority leader wrote:

I have this fear that this zone of privacy that we all want protected in our own homes is gradually — or I'm concerned about the potential for it gradually being encroached upon, where criminal activity within the home would in some way be condoned.

Get that? By defining a zone of privacy, the Court is actually encroaching upon it. We have to destroy the homestead in order to save it. Proving the infallible logic of his argument, he continues:
A thoracic surgeon wrote:

Generally, I think matters such as sodomy should be addressed by the state legislatures. That's where those decisions — with the local norms, the local mores — are being able to have their input in reflected. And that's where it should be decided, and not in the courts.

Of course, by "state legislature," he means "the United States congress," and by "local norms, local mores," he means a Constitutional (fucking) amendment. I can't wait for the anti-miscegenation amendment, because I believe those goddamn niggers should keep their hands off white women, and that's MY fucking local more.


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                                        Are you being purposely obtuse, or did you get dumber over the weekend? by I need clarification 07/01/2003, 3:45pm PDT NEW
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                                                    As criminal as being gay? ROFLOFLOFL by Lizard_King 07/02/2003, 11:25pm PDT NEW
                                                        I wish your surrenders were as graceful as mine :( NT by I need clarification 07/04/2003, 4:31pm PDT NEW
                                                            You mean the ones where you just suddenly stop posting in a thread? NT by Entropy Stew 07/04/2003, 5:14pm PDT NEW
                                                                Yes. Like that. Do that. Get it? NT by I need clarification 07/04/2003, 10:20pm PDT NEW
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                                                                        Your best post yet. I'm almost a conservative after reading that. NT by I need clarification 07/07/2003, 4:03am PDT NEW
                                                                            You guys should IM each other. NT by foogla 07/07/2003, 6:33am PDT NEW
                                                                                We aren't? NT by I need clarification 07/07/2003, 1:36pm PDT NEW
            Thanks for filling in the requisite liberal histrionics. NT by Lizard_King 06/29/2003, 9:31pm PDT NEW
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                    That's the most graceful surrender I've seen on your part yet. by Lizard_King 07/01/2003, 5:41am PDT NEW
                        Almost as good as the Supremes last week OHHHHHHH!! NT by I need clarification 07/01/2003, 2:22pm PDT NEW
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                                Three snaps, actually. NT by I need clarification 07/02/2003, 1:22am PDT NEW
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