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Mummies can die? by laudablepuss 06/27/2003, 12:23pm PDT
Strom kicks the bucket.

I guess somebody finally hacked him to pieces and urinated on the remains. You have to desecrate a mummy completely or they'll come back to life, you know that.

The first write-in candidate ever elected to the senate and first ever undead senator. Pretty impressive, actually. Since I expect to die by 50 from poor diet and lack of exercise-related illnesses, I admit that I envied his longevity.
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Mummies can die? by laudablepuss 06/27/2003, 12:23pm PDT NEW
    Re: Mummies can die? by Jhoh Creexul 06/27/2003, 3:02pm PDT NEW
    screw the write-in and longest living parts by FABIO 06/28/2003, 1:04am PDT NEW
 
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