laudablepuss wrote:

Strom kicks the bucket.

I guess somebody finally hacked him to pieces and urinated on the remains. You have to desecrate a mummy completely or they'll come back to life, you know that.

The first write-in candidate ever elected to the senate and first ever undead senator. Pretty impressive, actually. Since I expect to die by 50 from poor diet and lack of exercise-related illnesses, I admit that I envied his longevity.