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[quote name="laudablepuss"]<a href="http://www.cnn.com/2003/ALLPOLITICS/06/26/thurmond.obit/index.html">Strom kicks the bucket.</a> I guess somebody finally hacked him to pieces and urinated on the remains. You have to desecrate a mummy completely or they'll come back to life, you know that. The first write-in candidate ever elected to the senate and first ever undead senator. Pretty impressive, actually. Since I expect to die by 50 from poor diet and lack of exercise-related illnesses, I admit that I envied his longevity.[/quote]