Caltrops - Xenosaga - Christ, this game is boring.

Forum Overview :: Xenosaga

by TheVacillator 06/25/2003, 6:56am PDT

I only picked it up cos my friend was done with it and i have nothing to play, save Morrowind and the bloodmoon expansion. But if i started that, I might as well give up the rest of my life.

Anyway, here's the stupid award to myself for not heeding Creexul's advice.

Jeez, do the character's hearts ever stop bleeding? Do they never stop whining? Do all japanese cyborgs/androids/meta-humans always have to go on moral crusades with pure hearts? Will the shit-sucky lines like "because you have a pure heart" ever stop? That stupid faggoty cyborg can't let a woman work on him because of what again? He's a 100 years old and he never got over that? Then there's the shallow gameplay. I use to hate tutorials telling me things i already knew or things a 5 year old could figure out. Here, al these arcane looking concepts mash together in one cornucopia of confusion. And then i hit an epiphany, combat's so easy, it's basically just hitting the attack buttons and healing every so often. Did Japanese RPGs never learn the concept of depth? And the story, ARGH!!!!!!!!!, pacing, pa-fucking-cing. Too fucking slow. Too fucking gay. I'd rather watch the Animatrix than sit through the majority of the cutscenes.

ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH!!!!!!!!!
will stop ranting now.
Desperately looking for the restoration of my brain.

Gods, this game will stupify anyone.