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by SBDMT 05/15/2003, 2:03am PDT |
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laudablepuss wrote:
Jhoh Creexul wrote:
Oh well.
http://www.suntimes.com/output/ebert1/cst-ftr-matrix14f.html
Characters are always talking like this in "The Matrix Reloaded," which plays like a collaboration involving a geek, a comic book and the smartest kid in Philosophy 101. Morpheus in particular unreels extended speeches that remind me of Laurence Olivier's remarks when he won his honorary Oscar--the speech that had Jon Voight going "God!" on TV, but in print turned out to be quasi-Shakespearean doublespeak. The speeches provide not meaning, but the effect of meaning: It sure sounds like those guys are saying some profound things.
HAW
The dialogue was idiotic. Bad even in comparison to the first movie. Nobody is going to see this movie for the dialogue, however. The effects were cool, the new bad guys were cool, and the plot was surprisingly good. The first movie had possibly the stupidest backstory of any sci-fi movie . . . okay, wait, I'm realizing how bad most sci-fi is. Anyway, the plot was absurd. This time around, they concentrate on some of the less retarded aspects and come up with a pretty sweet plot twist at the end.
Anyway, I suggest you guys go see it. (I also liked X-2, though, if that tells you anything . . .)
I give it 3 erect penises. Out of how many possible penises it could be ranked against is a task I will leave to the fourum; three was plenty of cock for me.
Incidentally, it's worth seeing. Don't go into it with anymore expectation than that, if you're interested in having a similarly pleasant experiance as the one I just had. There's quite a few of those "mixed" reviews that warrant rebuttal, and let me get a headstart on that by calling Stephen Whitty, reporter from the Star-Ledger, a motherfucking faggot.
Stephen Whitty wrote:
"The film has the same problems as The Empire Strikes Back, offering neither the novelty of an initial episode nor the satisfaction of a climactic one."
Interesting point - I liked that movie too. You know what else? YOU'RE A MOTHERFUCKING FAGGOT. |
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What happened to Movie Goy? by Jhoh Creexul 05/14/2003, 6:59am PDT 
It's now the zionist media conspiracy. (whoa, loopy coinky-dink there) by theVacillator 05/14/2003, 12:44pm PDT 
Re: It's now the zionist media conspiracy. (whoa, loopy coinky-dink there) by Jhoh Creexul 05/14/2003, 4:19pm PDT 
Re: It's now the zionist media conspiracy. (whoa, loopy coinky-dink there) by Ray, of Light 05/14/2003, 10:44pm PDT 
Re: It's now the zionist media conspiracy. (whoa, loopy coinky-dink there) by TheVacillator 05/15/2003, 1:48am PDT 
Re: What happened to Movie Goy? by Alternate789 05/14/2003, 4:26pm PDT 
Re: What happened to Movie Goy? by Bill Dungsroman 05/14/2003, 4:38pm PDT 
Just saw it. by laudablepuss 05/14/2003, 6:32pm PDT 
Just on my way to see it. by SBDMT 05/14/2003, 7:39pm PDT 
Re: Just on my way to see it. by Chairman Mao 05/14/2003, 7:57pm PDT 
Re: Just on my way to see it. by Mischief Shadowless kick 05/14/2003, 8:44pm PDT 
Re: Just on my way to see it. by laudablepuss 05/14/2003, 9:02pm PDT 
HK FAG-OUT: BEGIN by Chairman Mao 05/14/2003, 9:18pm PDT 
Pink Crane Sissy Slaps serpent! by Mischief Shai-hulud 05/14/2003, 9:35pm PDT 
Um, I saw Hard Boiled. Does that count as anything? by Jhoh Creexul 05/14/2003, 10:28pm PDT 
just as an aside... by Arbit 05/14/2003, 11:43pm PDT 
Re: just as an aside... by Chairman Mao 05/14/2003, 11:45pm PDT 
I don't know, that 'need more life' eye crushing scene was PRETTY ORIGINAL by Colonel K 05/15/2003, 12:42am PDT 
What are you talking about? NT by Arbit 05/15/2003, 1:26pm PDT 
The B166-ER murder sequence... by Chairman Mao 05/15/2003, 1:43pm PDT 
Re: The B166-ER murder sequence... by Jhoh Creexul 05/15/2003, 2:32pm PDT 
Re: The B166-ER murder sequence... by Forensic 05/15/2003, 5:38pm PDT 
Considering the brothers could have pulled funds at any point . . . by Senor Barborito 05/15/2003, 6:43pm PDT 
Right, okay. by Arbit 05/15/2003, 2:44pm PDT 
One idea by Senor Barborito 05/15/2003, 6:47pm PDT 
Re: One idea by Jhoh Creexul 05/15/2003, 11:44pm PDT 
gotta dig the robot prostitute "rape" scene NT by FABIO 05/16/2003, 1:29am PDT 
Erm.. by Chairman Mao 05/16/2003, 2:09am PDT 
Re: Erm.. by FABIO 05/16/2003, 12:58pm PDT 
pointless murders by FABIO 05/18/2003, 3:22pm PDT 
Re: just as an aside... by Jhoh Creexul 05/15/2003, 12:38am PDT 
Re: just as an aside... by Colonel K 05/15/2003, 12:52am PDT 
Re: just as an aside... by Jhoh Creexul 05/15/2003, 2:26pm PDT 
PS: #2 would be everyone at the CHUD movie site. NT by Jhoh Creexul 05/15/2003, 2:27pm PDT 
Re: Just saw it too by SBDMT 05/15/2003, 2:03am PDT 
Re: Just saw it too by Rightbug 05/15/2003, 11:26pm PDT 
Fucking Quote Tags by Rightbug 05/15/2003, 11:28pm PDT 
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