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Hmm by Senor Barborito 04/30/2003, 2:40pm PDT
laudablepuss wrote:

Senor Barborito wrote:

Jesus fucking SHIT.

--SB


I'd like to see Jack McCoy prosecute that guy for murder under the "depraved indifference", uh, concept. What a scumbag. They KNEW those two guys were going to be murdered and they LET IT HAPPEN. And their own employees were being tortured?! Fuck CNN. I'll never watch or read anything by them again.


I've long held this sort of idea in my head - lightly, mind you, the way one holds solipsism - that in reality all this shit that goes on in the world, from needless wars to hundreds of thousands of Timorese children being slaughtered is really all my fault.

See, what if in the future, stuff like this CNN article causes me to hate not only my own self, but in fact everyone else, so much that this - hang on here - time-machine enabled me goes back, and films President Bush while young snorting cocaine, jumps back to the best part of his presidency (now) when he can least afford such videos to be released, and blackmails the fuck out of him?

Multiply this by a billion times. What if, in fact, I'm secretly responsible for nearly every inexplicably shitty thing men have done to each other since the dawn of time - carefully and secretly not only avoiding letting myself know about it, but not even letting, say Dick Cheney know that Bush is getting blackmailed (and judging from Dick Cheny I've blackmailed that fucker almost as many times as I apparently have Rumsfield and Ashcroft). What if the great sucking need of capitalism is really, in fact, all my fault?

Because the more I hear about things like this, the more my already emotionally detached personality just gets further and further twisted, and I'm wondering how long it will be until I'm cheering Ashcroft annihilating freedom - and the only person I can think of who is that completely, truly bent on outright evil is . . . the person I find myself turning into.

Anyways, just a thought.
--Senor "Time-travelin' Antichrist" Barborito
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Holy FUCK. Not even anti-government/corporate, really. by Senor Barborito 04/30/2003, 11:59am PDT NEW
    Re: Holy FUCK. Not even anti-government/corporate, really. by laudablepuss 04/30/2003, 12:05pm PDT NEW
        The problem with leaving CNN is the other options. by Damocles 04/30/2003, 12:30pm PDT NEW
            Re: The problem with leaving CNN is the other options. by laudablepuss 04/30/2003, 12:46pm PDT NEW
            Somewhere between the Guardian and MSNBC I've found a middle ground. NT by Senor Barborito 04/30/2003, 2:22pm PDT NEW
                www.nakednews.com? NSFW NT by Cyrris 04/30/2003, 10:25pm PDT NEW
                    Re: www.nakednews.com? NSFW by Mysterio 04/08/2014, 11:55pm PDT NEW
        Re: Holy FUCK. Not even anti-government/corporate, really. by foogla 04/30/2003, 12:33pm PDT NEW
        Hmm by Senor Barborito 04/30/2003, 2:40pm PDT NEW
            Your solipsism would find a way to fuck it up somehow. NT by Chairman Mao 04/30/2003, 2:43pm PDT NEW
            Re: Hmm by laudablepuss 04/30/2003, 3:01pm PDT NEW
                You've got me wrong, guv by Senor Barborito 04/30/2003, 3:08pm PDT NEW
        MSNBC are their competitors, no? by Mischief Maker 04/30/2003, 3:47pm PDT NEW
            Does it matter? by Guess who? 04/30/2003, 11:30pm PDT NEW
                They should just trade slogans with Fox News. NT by ydrt 05/01/2003, 4:15am PDT NEW
    Re: Holy FUCK. Not even anti-government/corporate, really. by Zebco Fuckface 04/30/2003, 4:17pm PDT NEW
        Re: Holy FUCK. Not even anti-government/corporate, really. by Lufteufel 04/30/2003, 5:30pm PDT NEW
        Isn't this story like 3 weeks old? by Diotallevi 04/30/2003, 9:16pm PDT NEW
        Uh, chief by Senor Barborito 04/30/2003, 11:57pm PDT NEW
            Re: Uh, chief by Lizard_King 05/01/2003, 12:56am PDT NEW
            Calling CNN left-wing might be fiction... by SBDMT 05/01/2003, 2:34am PDT NEW
                Well, I agree somewhat, but I see different stressors controlling the media by Senor Barborito 05/01/2003, 4:08am PDT NEW
    The msnbc link just redirects to their front page for me. by blackwater 04/12/2014, 10:56am PDT NEW
        These are 11 year old links, it's a miracle they work at all NT by WITTGENSTEIN 04/12/2014, 3:08pm PDT NEW
 
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