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I'm smart, I can hold two thoughts in my head at the same time by I need clarification 04/08/2003, 4:51pm PDT
t0ny wrote:

And here is another point. So fucking what if the US is there for the oil. The thing to focus on is if the Iraqis will be better off w/o Saddam. If the answer is yes, then isnt it worth it, no matter what GWB's reason was? Most of the people in Iraq have nothing to do with oil. So if their life improves because Bush's asshole buddies can make a few million more, does it matter what the reason was? Personally, I dont think it matters.


It's possible to not like living under Saddam's regine, and also to not want bombs falling on your neighborhood as you are being liberated.

Here's another example:

Doctor: "I'm sorry to tell you this, Mr. Clarification, but you've developed a malignant melanoma on your arm."
Me: "Oh, no. Is it the one I jerk off with or the one I wipe with?"
Doctor: "I'm afraid we're going to have to remove the entire arm at the shoulder. Plus the shoulder. Maybe a lung."
Me: "But I was planning on using that lung. Can't you just excise the lesion?"
Doctor: "Look, do you want to be cancer-free or not? Sure, they may be other ways, but my Secretary of Defense tells me this is the way we're going to do it. Plus, that exact same sort of cancer threatened to kill my dad. Plus, my friends are already bidding on getting to control your arm's precious bodily fluids."
Me: "Oh, but OW!"
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Its in the Bhag, dad by t0ny 04/07/2003, 7:16pm PDT NEW
    Re: Its in the Bhag, dad by Hans Blix 04/08/2003, 12:08am PDT NEW
        Not so fast by Senor Barborito 04/08/2003, 12:12am PDT NEW
            What ever happened to that story that they shipped them all to Syria? by FABIO 04/08/2003, 12:27am PDT NEW
                Re: What ever happened to that story that they shipped them all to Syria? by t0ny 04/08/2003, 1:08am PDT NEW
                    Re: What ever happened to that story that they shipped them all to Syria? by Chairman Mao 04/08/2003, 1:59am PDT NEW
                    You're a spin patient. by Bob Shishka 04/08/2003, 2:36am PDT NEW
                        Re: You're a spin patient. by t0ny 04/08/2003, 2:11pm PDT NEW
                            Re: You're a spin patient. by Bob Shishka 04/08/2003, 8:21pm PDT NEW
                                Re: You're a spin patient. by t0ny 04/09/2003, 3:11pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: You're a spin patient. by Bob Shishka 04/10/2003, 12:58am PDT NEW
                                        Re: I'm a spinning plate. by t0ny 04/10/2003, 3:28pm PDT NEW
                    I'm smart, I can hold two thoughts in my head at the same time by I need clarification 04/08/2003, 4:51pm PDT NEW
                        Re: I'm smart, I can hold two thoughts in my head at the same time by Dragon Worrier 04/08/2003, 5:07pm PDT NEW
                            Dude, Relativity cures Cancer. NT by Albert Motherfucking Einstein 04/08/2003, 10:11pm PDT NEW
                        Second funny INC post NT by Senor Barborito 04/10/2003, 7:09pm PDT NEW
            Re: Not so fast by dragon worrier 04/08/2003, 12:52am PDT NEW
                I am wholly incompetent by Hans Blix 04/08/2003, 1:37am PDT NEW
                    Re: I am wholly incompetent by dragon worrier 04/08/2003, 2:14am PDT NEW
                        addendumT by dragon worrier 04/08/2003, 2:25am PDT NEW
                            Re: addendumT by Hans Blix 04/08/2003, 3:02am PDT NEW
                                If it's a rationale or reason for invading Iraq you need... by Bill Dungsroman 04/08/2003, 4:49pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: If it's a rationale or reason for invading Iraq you need... by t0ny 04/09/2003, 3:40pm PDT NEW
                                    Obvious response by Senor Barborito 04/09/2003, 6:33pm PDT NEW
                                        Idle, speculative responses by Ray, of Light 04/09/2003, 8:43pm PDT NEW
                                            Re: Idle, speculative responses by Bill Dungsroman 04/09/2003, 10:21pm PDT NEW
                                                Re: Idle, speculative responses by Ray, of Light 04/09/2003, 10:34pm PDT NEW
                                                    Re: Idle, speculative responses by Gubbi 04/10/2003, 7:43am PDT NEW
                                                        Re: Idle, speculative responses by t0ny 04/10/2003, 3:41pm PDT NEW
                                                            Actually by I need clarification 04/10/2003, 6:52pm PDT NEW
        They found insecticide; Saddam wants NO FUCKING SURVIVORS when he explodes. by Colonel K 04/08/2003, 12:28am PDT NEW
        Re: Its in the Bhag, dad by MOAB 04/08/2003, 6:36am PDT NEW
        Re: Its in the Bhag, dad by Jhoh Creexul 04/08/2003, 6:54am PDT NEW
            Re: Its in the Bhag, dad by GunPanther 04/08/2003, 7:43am PDT NEW
    Re: Its in the Bhag, dad by Non-Meta Mischief Maker 04/08/2003, 9:33am PDT NEW
        Re: Its in the Bhag, dad by t0ny 04/08/2003, 2:19pm PDT NEW
            Re: Its in the Bhag, dad by Senor Barborito 04/09/2003, 6:30pm PDT NEW
                Re: Its in the Bhag, dad by t0ny 04/10/2003, 3:44pm PDT NEW
 
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