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by Fussbett 03/30/2003, 1:10pm PST |
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Senor Barborito wrote:
When I look at stereotypical German Men (yes, capital 'M'), with the planar faces, the strong brow & jawlines, the excellent chin so common to the breed, the huge shoulders (OK, that's the women too) and chests - I say to myself, "Holy fuck is he hot." Those of you who've seen Legolas in the Lord of the Rings movie know *EXACTLY* what I'm talking about albeit for a different set of attributes, so shut the fuck up. I'm not sexually stimulated (and therefore not ashamed) at all, it's not the kind of thing that would ever in a million years give me an erection - the very sight of men in porn doesn't just turn me off, it gets me very, very angry. That's MY woman, you fucking asshole, get the fuck away from her. No, her too - they're all MINE, goddamnit. The few times I've seen gay porn (with German Men ensuite) I've busted out laughing.
It's common for homosexuals who are still in the closet to make excuses and split hairs. They often reason that their attraction to males is NOT as strong as, or better yet, entirely different to their attraction to females. Excuses can be that they are merely "respectful" of strong men, or that they're merely curious of the experience, or... race memory.
The nervous, uncomfortable laughter while you watch gay GerMAN porn (?!?!) isn't surprising. Neither is the mental catalog of your "I'm not gay" reactions to seeing naked men. Ask a straight man what he thinks about when he watches gay porn. Trick question!
Therefore, I believe that what a person 'likes' is an entirely seperate issue from what they find arousing -
1) tits
2) a flat stomach and
3) no pubes around the vagina arouse me.
Note that your list of Bavarian turn-ons is double the size of your female preferences, and about four times as enthusiastic. "An excellent chin, so common in the breed" versus "tits". The opening paragraph's salvo on heterosexuality convinced me that the author finds GerMAN men to be HOT with a capital COCK. In contrast, "No pubes around the vagina" reads like a autopsy report. I was actually turned OFF women after reading that.
When you tie 'attraction' to 'arousal' I grow deeply concerned because that doesn't describe what I've got going internally at all. Cue comments from the rest of the board about how I'm all fucked up mentally to begin with.
Actually, this is the most normal you've ever been. I finally understand you completely. You're deep in the closet, yet yearn to be deep in a Black Forest of chest hair.
We all approach sexuality fundamentally differently. Me? I want to kill off all the men...
Nope, no problems there...
Personally I don't think I really have all that much business discussing what does and does not make someone homosexual, as I'm not one.
I know, eh? You're just a guy who is attracted to HOT GERMAN MEN. Far from an expert on homosexuality.
What I do know is that I'm capable of being physically attracted to men without being aroused by men.
The distance between your physical attraction and true arousal: The width of the fabric keeping a German's bratwurst safely out of your sight. |
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Freedom Fries Out-Stupided By Congress (Seriously) by Senor Barborito 03/28/2003, 1:40am PST 
This legislation is just one week old, btw -nt- NT by Senor Barborito 03/28/2003, 1:41am PST 
I hate congressional fatwahs -nt- by Entropy Stew 03/28/2003, 2:11am PST 
Re: I hate congressional fatwahs -nt- by foogla 03/28/2003, 10:19am PST 
From Dubya's Dad by Senor Barborito 03/28/2003, 11:04am PST 
Re: From Dubya's Dad by foogla 03/28/2003, 3:21pm PST 
Re: From Dubya's Dad by Dara 04/01/2003, 6:02am PST 
Re: From Dubya's Dad by Rightbug 04/03/2003, 4:32pm PST 
Re: Freedom Fries Out-Stupided By Congress (Seriously) by laudablepuss 03/28/2003, 11:16am PST 
*Applause* (nt) by Slappy 03/28/2003, 2:11pm PST 
So wait a minute (also link INC will like) by Senor Barborito 03/28/2003, 2:34pm PST 
You're damned right about that by I need clarification 03/29/2003, 5:09am PST 
Re: You're damned right about that by foogla 03/29/2003, 6:09am PST 
Re: You're damned right about that by FOF 03/29/2003, 4:02pm PST 
Re: You're damned right about that by Senor Barborito 03/29/2003, 4:31pm PST 
Re: You're damned right about that by Zseni 03/29/2003, 4:34pm PST 
Re: You're damned right about that by Senor Barborito 03/29/2003, 5:30pm PST 
Barbie Teh Queere by Caltrops After Dark 03/29/2003, 5:58pm PST 
Fag NT by Entropy Stew 03/29/2003, 6:01pm PST 
Dr. Fussbett announces: You're gay! by Fussbett 03/30/2003, 1:10pm PST 
Fuck, you're right . . . so can I suck your cock now? NT by Senor Barborito 03/30/2003, 1:38pm PST 
Questions answered? by I need clarification 03/31/2003, 7:52pm PST 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this needs visual references. by Zseni-chan 03/30/2003, 5:47pm PST 
Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this needs visual references. by Salton 03/31/2003, 9:34am PST 
I was wondering of the red hot man had an autohammer NT by Chairman Mao 04/01/2003, 2:13am PST 
I think it's interesting... by I need clarification 03/30/2003, 5:55pm PST 
Single, neat, Caltrops-ready theory by E. L. Koba 03/29/2003, 8:59pm PST 
Addendum by Senor Barborito 03/29/2003, 9:24pm PST 
Hmm, I need help with the last line. by Dragon Worrier 03/31/2003, 9:33pm PST 
The Senate already passed the bill by Bob Violence 03/28/2003, 6:57pm PST 
I meant "resolution" -nt- by Bob Violence 03/28/2003, 6:58pm PST 
Thanks. Also, killing myself via stroke at this point NT by Senor Barborito 03/28/2003, 7:00pm PST 
Stroking yourself to death over a day of prayer? Odd. NT by MOAB 03/29/2003, 6:38am PST 
Watch a clip of the MOAB test by FABIO 03/29/2003, 1:42pm PST 
Watch a clip of Fabio. by MOAB 03/29/2003, 2:33pm PST 
Re: Watch a clip of Fabio. by creativepig 03/29/2003, 3:35pm PST 
What the hell am I drinking??? by FABIO 03/29/2003, 5:13pm PST 
Re: What the hell am I drinking??? by foogla 03/29/2003, 5:31pm PST 
Looks like Smirnoff NT by Unbitter 03/29/2003, 8:33pm PST 
OMG IT'S LEGOLAS! OMG OMG OMG! NT by SB'S BONER 03/29/2003, 11:54pm PST 
Hey, wait...I LOOK LIKE LEGOLAS!!W@! -nt- by Entropy Stew 03/30/2003, 12:25am PST 
MAILING YOU CHOCOLATE by Senor Barborito 03/30/2003, 10:16am PST 
Have. Image. Making. Dreams. Come. True. Can't. Upload! NT by conflictNo 03/30/2003, 6:01am PST 
So I signed up with another free host. by conflictNo 03/30/2003, 4:37pm PST 
BEST FAG JOKE EVAR NT by Entropy Stew 03/30/2003, 5:00pm PST 
Would jerking off to that make me gay? by FABIO 03/30/2003, 9:03pm PST 
No. It's stirring. by Ray, of Light 03/30/2003, 9:20pm PST 
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DISS. by The Niggers of Caltrops 03/30/2003, 9:39pm PST 
I think I'm bleeding over here from that. NT by Senor Barborito 03/30/2003, 10:03pm PST 
Strongest? by MOAB 03/30/2003, 2:32am PST 
What...is...this feeling? by The Avenging Valkyries 03/30/2003, 2:48am PST 
The funny thing is by FABIO 03/30/2003, 1:35pm PST 
Re: The funny thing is by The Valkyries, Laughing 03/30/2003, 2:11pm PST 
Don't get pissed just because I'm a hotter woman than you by FABIO 03/31/2003, 7:10pm PST 
Re: Don't get pissed just because I'm a hotter woman than you by Zseni Vishnu, The Ivory Flower 03/31/2003, 7:27pm PST 
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