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	[quote name="Fussbett"][quote name="Senor Barborito"]When I look at stereotypical German Men (yes, capital 'M'), with the planar faces, the strong brow & jawlines, the excellent chin so common to the breed, the huge shoulders (OK, that's the women too) and chests - I say to myself, "Holy fuck is he <i>hot</i>." Those of you who've seen Legolas in the Lord of the Rings movie know EXACTLY what I'm talking about albeit for a different set of attributes, so shut the fuck up. I'm not sexually stimulated (and therefore not ashamed) at all, it's not the kind of thing that would ever in a million years give me an erection - the very sight of men in porn doesn't just turn me off, it gets me very, very angry. That's MY woman, you fucking asshole, get the fuck away from her. No, her too - they're all MINE, goddamnit. The few times I've seen gay porn (with German Men ensuite) I've busted out laughing.[/quote] It's common for homosexuals who are still in the closet to make excuses and split hairs. They often reason that their attraction to males is NOT as strong as, or better yet, entirely different to their attraction to females. Excuses can be that they are merely "respectful" of strong men, or that they're merely curious of the experience, or... race memory. The nervous, uncomfortable laughter while you watch gay Ger<b>MAN</b> porn (?!?!) isn't surprising. Neither is the mental catalog of your "I'm not gay" reactions to seeing naked men. Ask a straight man what he thinks about when he watches gay porn. Trick question! [quote]Therefore, I believe that what a person 'likes' is an entirely seperate issue from what they find arousing - 1) tits 2) a flat stomach and 3) no pubes around the vagina arouse me.[/quote] Note that your list of Bavarian turn-ons is double the size of your female preferences, and about four times as enthusiastic. "An excellent chin, so common in the breed" versus "tits". The opening paragraph's salvo on heterosexuality convinced me that the author finds Ger<b>MAN</b> men to be HOT with a capital COCK. In contrast, "No pubes around the vagina" reads like a autopsy report. I was actually turned OFF women after reading that. [quote]When you tie 'attraction' to 'arousal' I grow deeply concerned because that doesn't describe what I've got going internally at all. Cue comments from the rest of the board about how I'm all fucked up mentally to begin with.[/quote] Actually, this is the most normal you've ever been. I finally understand you completely. You're deep in the closet, yet yearn to be deep in a Black Forest of chest hair. [quote]We all approach sexuality fundamentally differently. Me? I want to kill off all the men...[/quote] Nope, no problems there... [quote]Personally I don't think I really have all that much business discussing what does and does not make someone homosexual, as I'm not one.[/quote] I know, eh? You're just a guy who is attracted to HOT GERMAN MEN. Far from an expert on homosexuality. [quote]What I do know is that I'm capable of being physically attracted to men without being aroused by men.[/quote] The distance between your physical attraction and true arousal: The width of the fabric keeping a German's bratwurst safely out of your sight.[/quote]